Are you living life correctly?

why do most of these involve another person? this is unfair.

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what happens from 39 to 60 ?lmao dumb americunts

>buy buy buy
>loans.co.uk

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Im sorry to tell you Luigi but that is made in england.

>First kiss, no mention of getting laid
>Full time job when you should be in college
>Pass driving test 20
Christ, we do that at 15 here
>Waiting til 21 to go on vacation
Holy shit what?
>First car move out
Yeah that one is good
>First holiday with partner/best man
are those even goals?
>Rent
>Not buy
wow nice job throwing money away
>Married at 27
Fair, late 20's early 30's is ideal to have kids. Financially secure enough that you can take off time to raise them and mature enough to do it without the increased risk of them being an massive sperg.
>Buy first house after kid
Dumb
>start earning average wage
>30
How? If you've been on minimum wage up until 30 you're a god damn retard
>Buying a new car
>Ever
Let some other retard deal with the depreciation
>Think about starting a business
Or do it?
>Move for no reason
K
>2 holidays per year
But no mention of how long they are?
>40k a year by age 37
Jesus, I was making that much at 21 with only a highschool diploma
>Being a landlord
Can be a good idea, but people who rent are usually junkie retards who trash your shit
>Retire by 60
Good deal

This is advertisement of loans. They know perfectly that person above 40 is smart enough to avoid loans.

>30
>Start earning average wage
lol lazy bum

>start earning 40K a year
>start enjoying two holidays per year

LOL
I'm at 100K a year, have 3 holidays per year and still no girlfriend. I think I'm doing life in reverse.

First kiss 19
Driving test 18
Holiday with friends 16
Buy car 18
Moved out 18
Best men expected at 20
Im doing pretty great according to that chart

Lying in internet doesnt take you anywhere Pierre.

>Best men expected at 20
pleb

Why are boomers so uncreative.

>Lying in internet doesnt take you anywhere Pierre.
Say that to yourself if that makes you feel better.

I want to punch whoever made that chart so badly

>buy flat
>buy house two years later

>60
>grey hair
Shit genetics

>loans.co.uk
BASED boomers

>age 28
>have first child
This is why white people will disappear.
You (as a man) should meet your partner between the ages of 18-23, so that you can graduate, work for 2-3 years, get married and start making babies around age 25, with your wife preferably a few years younger than you. This way, you either have had 2 kids by your late twenties, or you can have 4-5 kids by the time you're 30.

I say this fully aware I did not succeed in this, which already makes me a failure at life.

>Are you living life correctly?
Let me see
>first kiss at 15
Pic related

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>Loans.co.uk

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I am 21 and have:
Passed driving test
Moved out
Own a brand new car
Own a house
Earn >40k a year
Own properties
Looking good boys

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uh oh
uuh oohhh

>loans.co.uk
youtube.com/watch?v=Ep_35FTnYVA

Ideally you'd meet her in secondary school or university, get married after university (22-23) and have some children
However, it's really difficult to have children at that age because you'd first have to get a good flat and a solid, stable employment that can finance your family, and both are running scarce these days. You want to know why so few children are born here? That's why.
Chalk it up to the system, I guess.

>29
>biy first house
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Finding solid, stable employment is not necessarily the problem here. It's not a given certainly, but it's common knowledge here that if you study engineering or get into IT (even a professional bachelors degree, not even the very theoretical computer science) you will have a reliable income and relatively solid job security. If I knew I could live my idylic 1950s white flyover america lifestyle, it's likely I would've gone into those fields. But since I am not at all passionate about that, I would only do so if the (immaterial) payoff was worth it. But so far, I have never met a single woman in my entire life that actually wants the kind of life trajectory I spoke of before. There is some selection bias in there because most women I meet through university, but even in the countryside town I grew up in and went to highschool, this was the case.

Of course I can't comment on the situation in your country, if you say economic factors are the main concern then I have no reason to doubt you. But in my case it's more so lack of incentives.

>loans
lmao`

>live in a flat
>with a modern woman
ahahahah no ty

28 t have first child? what kind of kike made this?? a first kid at age 20 at least

>buy 2 houses before earning average wage

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>move out and buy a car in the same year
>next year holiday
>Buy a flat but only use it for 2 years when you move again
>Doing all of this without warning average wage
>loans.co.uk
hmmmmm

>he doesnt have half a dozen houses available at home
>live in 50-100 square glorified toilets
absolute state of citycucks

I didn't even pass the first step

>wasting money on two holidays a year
>buys a brand new car

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I completed some steps

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>reading comprehension

Really? I mean, sure, 20 year old girls don't immediately think about getting married, and some seem to be under the impression that they need to focus on education and career, which they think a serious relationship would impair (no joke, I've met a few of those types since I went to a good school), but the main reason couples don't have children seems to be because their livelihood is not secured.

According to this guide I am. It's a retarded guide though so it doesn't mean much if you are or not. I mean, why wait until 35 to start a business? Assuming you graduate at 21, that would mean 14 years of wageslavery before you're free. Why would you buy a house/flat when you're below the average wage? It's obvious you would need to resort to bank loans to fund them, keeping in mind that loans are a retarded idea. Makes sense given it's made by Amigo Loans

some of us dont really like this modern living maymay
material reasons are the last on the list of issues

>friends

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What a fucking boring chart.
Who would want to live like this?

>Never had first kiss
>Never got a full time job
>Never got full license
>Never went on holiday with friends
>Never got a car
>Never got a partner
>Seven figures
youtube.com/watch?v=tup3EFcpI9s

>15
>first kiss

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>tfw got first kiss in 14
Goodbye, virgins

>loans.co.uk

Wagies wagies

You're that Turgenyev who wants to move to lo ebin traditional russian countryside, aren't you?

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autism

So you should buy a flat at 27 and in 2 years buy a house? WTF?U

t. med mama's boy

Age 14: STOP BEING AN ANONYMOUS

>starts enjoying two holidays per year at age 36

lmao what the fuck

I'm 23 and haven't even completed the first step

yes

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I had a job, car and driving license before 20 so why the fuck not?

Hm, here rent is men's deal only. It's euros' guilty every whore here think hudreds of rich uvros want to take them for marriage.

>first full time job at 16
>second kid 30
>retire 60
lmao maybe 50 years ago
what is this boomer shit

>buy
>rent
>buy
>rent
>buy
>buy
>buy

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There's no correct way to living a life. But there're many wrong ways.

i had my first kiss at 13

i had my first holiday with friends at 18

driving license at 19

full time job after I get my degree

I moved out at age 18 and bought my first car at 21

the rest is the future

>liv with mother

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>buy a house
>then earn average wage

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first sex at 12 lmao
not me

Full time job at 19 and what about your education?
Becoming a manager without college degree and even starting a new business?

>I'm at 100K a year
what do you do for a living?

>pass your first holiday with your friends at 21
What's this gay shit?

It means going abroad

boomer genocide when?

>First kiss 19
jesus christ

>Age 45: Get RFID chip implan and sign up for eternal indentured labour to ZOG

>First kiss
>move out
Finished at 18
Moved back in and then back out and then back in and then back out.

>pass driving test
Finished at 19-20

>First full time job
>Rent on your own
lol done at 23

>First holiday with partner
Done at...27-28

>Rent with partner
>Get engaged
done at 28

>Be a bridesmaid
>Get married
Done at 29

>40k a year
Housewife but husband already earns well over this.

>have first child
WORKING ON THIS (age 31), may or may not be barren I'll keep you posted

>buy first car
>first holiday with friends
Never really did these, was given a car by parents and did some weekend trips though.

>buy first flat
>earn average wage
>become a manager
>start business
>retire
Will never do these, I dont know what a flat is and I am a housewife.

>buy a house
>second house
>buying property to let
MIGHT do this one if housing market crashes again. Otherwise I guess I am renting.

>have a second child
Right now concentrating on just getting one please god just one then 2.

>two holidays
Already kinda do this depending on how big is a holiday.

>How to be a philister:a quick guide
Shit

>27
>still waiting for first kiss and all the others

At what point is it morally accepted to commit suicide?

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Go out and get a gf....BEE yourself

definitely not

I'm on a roll, lads!

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> implying I'll get past 30

Failed at the first milestone.

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>first kiss
>15

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Never meant to be. Life sucks, if boring.