I just realized my country is the USA of Europe

I just realized my country is the USA of Europe
No wonder everyone hates us ;_;

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maybe the California of Europe

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You arent, You are the krauts.

>USA of Europe
hahahaha what? atleast the US has silicon valley and its pop culture. germany just has schaffen schaffen schaffen

>atleast the US has silicon valley
why is that good to you

I hate all of central Europe. France, Germany, the Netherlands and Belgium are at the top of my list. Luxembourg gets a pass.

Oh yeah, bring the old holocaust hag again. Glad they jailed that stupid bitch

I hate you because you are a mentally ill faggot lefty bavarian. Would unironically be happy if you kys

Thanks bro. Appreciated.

Shit we central now ?
Truly great how we're able to be Western, Southern and Central European at the same time

>central Europe
> France, Germany, the Netherlands and Belgium
kek does that mean eastern europe starts at austria and swissland?

You're at the "pour investments here just because" location and therefore on my hate list.

And what is your problem with germany?

Because right now our tech companies basically control the most powerful communications medium in the world

thats not a good thing

You're the reason that the pour investments here location exists

>kek does that mean eastern europe starts at austria and swissland?
yes? Where does Eastern-Europe begin according to you smartass?
Reminder that Central-Europe is not a real recognized region

I'm glad it's the US at the forefront of AI and not China. Ideally it would be europe ofc

Pretty sure the UK or France is more American than Germany.

We need a "why didn't you invest in eastern sweden" meme

Honestly China is catching up and are far less moral than even we manage to be. It's only a matter of time before on of those AI's fucks up and takes us all with it

No, we need a why are we in an union where the border cunts are ignored and everything is centralized-meme.

No it isn’t. Germany just like the USA is a decentralized country, federalized, car culture, relatively big houses, big portions, low prices because of economy of scale and socially quite conservative too unwilling to adapt to change like switching to card payments

>AI's fucks up and takes us all with it
Based
The flesh is weak

>France
No.

america is based though

True, but it's not germanys fault. It's the socialists in Brüssel.

>mentally ill faggot lefty bavarian
jokes on you, I'm a mentally ill Niedersachse

>card payments
One thing that I'm proud my cunt doesnt do

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grow a pair. fuck the eurotrash hating on us.

I don't know why people say this. Countries like Germany, the Netherlands, all of Scandinavians are far, far more Americanised than we are. Really the only thing that distinguishes them from the US is that they have a funny accent.

you're worse than the US

hey that is not true

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I think if you asked every thread on Jow Forums whether they preferred america or germany, the result would be >70% america
easily

Lol no

oh yes I'm sure the 5 macdonians that post here will surely sway the thousands of brits, canadians, and americans

Now that's a tough one, genuinely can't think of which one I hate more

What's not to like about us?

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Implying Silicon Valley isn't full of Chinese spies