/brit/

fucking hell lads i was 95kg yesterday (and 5'11")
did about 8 sit ups
woke up today with a six pack
i thought working out was a meme but it works

My message to /brit/
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Back when my parents got married back in the 80s Italian food was considered exotic. Now you can have authentic Ethiopian and Indonesian food delivered to your door in 30 minutes.

We may have gained even more exotic food, but maybe we lost something in the process. Let that sink in.

it's true

just want legal rape lads

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alri willy cock fanny boys

I hit at a girl in a bar and she told me she wasn't interested. I told her I had a great personality and she actually told me "I can't fuck your personality".

Might have to go to the gym

Rasheed

just heard the entire town has been obliterated
same fate as cheadle

rased and bedpilled

my parents grew up in the 70s and still today they have these ideas about places and things they think are fancy because the 70s was so grim by comparison. don't envy them

it isn't though think about it you can "hit on" 100 women in tinder in minutes impossible to do that irl you just don't realise you are making a lot more approaches on tinder than irl in the same timeframe

toxic femininity must be stopped

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1.5x dominos bbq meatlovers down the gullet
left another half in case i'm hungry before bed
it always leaves me feeling ill but it should go away in 30 minutes

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pakman

What if you're ugly?

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tried to eat healthy and i honestly feel like absolute shit and woke up this morning with a pounding headache

They certainly had a lot less options for places to eat back then. The food scene has been exponentially evolving since then. Now there's such a variety of cuisines and dining experiences.

thoughts and prayers

yeah but at least on tinder you know they are at least somewhat attracted to you
they are also getting messaged by far more men so it evens out

>100 women in a matter of minutes on tinder

alri LITERAL chad, haven't had 100 matches in the past decade

are you getting enough water?
what did you eat?
sounds like you're missing something

islam

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I lived on almost nothing but fruit for 2 months. My shit was totally fucking rank and I ran out of energy fast, but otherwise felt the same as usual. After eating a big, sugary, fruity meal I felt like Superman, then I crashed 1 hour later.

currently have 396 matches

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had a cup of ginger tea a bowl of oats and half a kiwi fruit
trying to drink more water now

i confronted a muslim women just now in gosford. i asked her to explain barnsley. she said ''nothing to do with me''. mealy-mouthed reply.

Do chick's care about tinder bios? Most of them don't have one.

#PrayForBurnley

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you get this sometimes, just wake up groggy as fuck, don't think there's any way to avoid it

>Do chick's care about tinder bios?
of course not

nice job saving the thumbnail, paddy

depends on the woman

Tinder taught me most females have horrific taste in music. They all listen to trash that was engineered in studios to brainwash malleable young minds.

>My interests include roller derby

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just been stabbed in barnsley lads no joke

the go-to line: we'd look really cute together

condoms are for fucking pussies

Can I use Tinder if I also happen to have Autism Spectrum Disorder?

Business idea: purchased in-demand items at wholesale prices and resell them with a 20% markup.

no

literally every other paki in england does this

I believe the Chinese do this with iPhones

Business idea: stay busy so you don't have to stare into the void and become overwhelmed with dispair.

autism spectrum disorder (a.s.d.)
australian security directorate (a.s.d.)
hmm
going to give this one a think

this is what women do
can't be alone with their own thoughts

I love Diners Drive-ins and Dives. Guy Fieri is like the Hunter S. Thompson of food.

Pilsener Urquell

and you are A Silly Dickhead

>no footie

reeeee

just wanna do drugs all the time

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mate you need protein

>Englishman
>Angloshman
>An glows man
>A glow man

>wake up on a Saturday morning
>remember it's international break
just send me back to toil, what's the point?

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What sucks is that to afford drugs you have to be sober. Wish I could be stoned for my entire life.

this is what happens when bigots like boris johnson attack muslim womens rights

alri lads, having good old fashion rorke bashing sesh outside the local pub at 7pm, you guys in? gonna send many rorke jaws in to low earth orbit

nigger

Watching a pron with valentina nappi and some yank, and the yank says "I'm an italian too"

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mac miller is dead wtf lads

Legitimately never heard of him.

ok virgin

have the easiest toil in the world.

meet me at the black bull at 7pm, will leave you jawless mate

I want to tongue Emma Watson’s anus as she farts.

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nver said anything about it being reprical just that u can hit on many more on tinder in a shorter space of time
see above comment
easy to tell irl as well desu although I guess if on tinder you know they are there for hook ups rather than irl where it could be just a kiss or dating or w.e.

Is your liver healthy?

rip mac

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Her looksmatch is writing a manifesto

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no fuck off

>I guess if on tinder you know they are there for hook ups
not really true

yeah, eat well, go to the gym, drink about 5 times a year(got no friends you see)

i did low carb for a while and felt on top of the world
easy, no more than 20g carbs a day (preferably zero sugar)
i ate mostly meat (for protein and fats) and veg (vitamins and minerals)
bloating disappeared almost overnight
started feeling great a few days later and was as productive as i've ever been
then the sugar/carb craving began and i gave in to the temptation of the eternal pint
then i went nuts and gave up, started eating all sorts of junk like cheesecake and pizza
weaning myself back off carbs again now

need a gf like my mummy who will do my washing and buy me groceries.

At least 99% of the human population should be exterminated. If not more.

Japanese gf was like this

They tried to open an American barbecue restaurant here but it didn't even last a year, it was too exotic and people don't like that. I have no idea what Ethiopian or Indonesian food is

God I wish I could use Tinder (can't use it)

you know how I posted "sucking a nigger" earlier?

just polished off said nigger

Just had a phone call from my friend who lives in Barnsley

I picked up and could barely hear him, then he started screaming "IT'S GONE, IT'S ALL FUCKING GONE. THERE WAS THIS BRIGHT WHITE LIGHT AND THE-"

Trying to call him back now but it says his phone is off????

Why haven't you got a gf yet, lads? I have and I'm ugly af,

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Autism Spectrum Disorder (largely undateable)

why dont you just hire housemaid

whats for breaky lads? any full english man in

sucking a nig's horselike fanny flips

live 60 miles from barnsley and can see a huge mushroom cloud rising