/balk/ - Balkans Thread

>tfw no gf

Dude you just made me sadder, just remembered the first time I played Pokemon Emerald and thought to myself "HOLY SHIT GAMES LIKE THAT ACTUALLY EXIST??!!". Back when I watched the cartoon I always thought about how cool would it be if it was a video game.

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When I started watching pokemon I had no idea there was a video game about it either. I still play the shit of my old pokemon yellow - pikachu edition cartridge, it's my fav by far. I remember learning the weaknesses of pokemon, 1st time I fought brock, I just had the started Pikachu, kek.

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Yup, nothing will beat the time I told my friend who was into Pokémon too and he was like "nigga wtf". I blame communism for being late to the party tbx.

>I blame communism for being late to the party
this. Now it's still the same (old video games wise) since I can barely find some genuine games and not some shitty fakes.

Lol nigger I can just smoke tons of weed and ruin my brain then I can act like a kid again rekt

>don't turn this into a Jow Forums thread
>* start discussing fucking pokemon *
Fuck off I'd rather a pol shitfest thread than this. Who the fuck discusses pokemon?

FUCK SOYGAYRIA

I mean you are of course free to continue to do so but still..

drugs are for kidz ayyy lmao.

/vp/ does mostly.

dirty kraut, bulgayrians are the no.1 posters on /balk/.

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>/vp/ does mostly.
I didn't even know this existed until now. Why is there a whole board for this but retarded hiroshima doesn't make an /intg/ one is beyond me.

/intg/ ?????

int generals?

Oh, yes, yes. It would be nice but there aren't that many generals tbqf but it would somehow push ppl to create more.

Sorry for upsetting you, mr. Mature and grown-up man, I hope you are preparing for 10th grade

FUCK TURKGAYRIA

Suspicious...

>but there aren't that many generals
Not the impression you get when it gets mentioned.

Not gonna lie, I chuckled.

Eminem's career is over, 40M views in 1 day

youtube.com/watch?v=Fp0BScQSSvg

Jow Forums is pretty much generals only anyway
Which I find to be forum-like and very un-imageboard-y

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Kelly is based and machinepilled

>un-imageboard-y
We can still make a /balk/ post in which we can post only /balk/ thots, my friend.

>post
thread*. fuck my life.

Shqip girl falls in love with an italian, her family doesn't approve, she kills them all lol

youtube.com/watch?v=1kjdxLgU4BE

Let me guess, the italiANO was rich af?

She killed her parents AND sister too lmao

Good thing, I guess. Imagine her life knowing that her sister is a fucking psycho and there's no one else to take care of her. Except if she's not a NEET and has a good job and everything but I doubt it.

"How could I even look up to you? You ain't as tall as me
5'8" and I'm 6'4", seven punches hold your head still"

Holy fuck Eminem got bodied

youtube.com/watch?v=Fp0BScQSSvg

Fyrombey can speak albanian confirmed

Nah, I liked the part where he says that Eminem's name comes from a candy and his from a gangster, kek. Totally destroyed.

Ι can make small talk in albanian as well, I can show you if you'd like.

Her parents and her on the right

Are ghegs subhumans?

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Go ahead

Ckemi fyrombey, si je? Ca thot jeta?

Why isn't Macedonia allowed to join the Kosovo-Albania borderless area? We have 500k Albos in MK

ngordh vdes qifsha mamin njemdjetetete po jo falimenderit xp dak

>the servian dog spreads lies
no surprise there

Xaxaxaxaxaxa nice

Fyrombey pse nuk me kthen pergjigjie?

We are going to have single common border checkpoints soon with Albania and Serbia.

I got to give it to fyrombey for speaking 5 languages
Macedonian, albanian, bulgarian, serbian, and english

Props to him, learning a language is tough shit.
I am learning chinese now and I am getting a wrecked bum :(

If it wasn't for arranged marriages and pressure from family (death threats) no albo woman would ever marry a shiptar.

The sad truth.

youtube.com/watch?v=7xGJL9us3zY
pretty nice

he reminds me of a slavic woman in a gas stop in shkup. She started talking english with us, but when she saw we were albanians switched up to fluent (albeit gheg) albanian

>this is what he thinks
no woman wants a homosexual, they love big strong buffed hairy men with high testosterone

that's 2 dialects of Bulgarian + Bulgarian proper, the easiest language for a European to learn (English), but props for Albanian (albeit he was forced to learn it, as is only normal in a country that's 50:50)

Hello poopsies.

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>albeit he was forced to learn it
most likely scared of being fined for not speaking it in albanian areas (that's a thing now). This also confirms he lives in an albanian area

youtube.com/watch?v=g9vp9KJ-1Qk
why does our third best city look so good????

>no woman wants a homosexual
exactly, that's why they don't like shiptars that's why the shooting occurred

youtube.com/watch?v=w0KeFrJA7ZY
Lmao, this guy moved to Albania from USA. we're becoming a regional power

This is what I"m most excited about, can you give source?

Why don't we make a mini EU with free movement in Serbia MK and Albania?

Because it's full of Albanians.

youtube.com/watch?v=vRVDIQtbUBg
motherland albania gives big kosova a port

WOW Look at this shit. we give macedonia a big ass port for free, and fyromians still hate us

clean wide streets. Nice buildings, organized, beautiful, calm, no traffic. Why are we so developed?

Nice video, everything in that should be one country

BU (Balkan Union)

motto: just bu rself :)))

slavs are the definition of leechers. they only want to take things, make your life worse, to look down on you. Just look at our youth, they work just to pay their old dying pensioners who make majority of their population

if i ever see any alb*nian in my life im gonna knock his ass out and rape his hairy mudshit ass

Why the fuck are these EU subhumans not letting us in but we don't have freedom of movement in the west balkan reject states?

I would instantly sign all borders be destroyed between MK, SRB, ALB, KO, and ME , maybe even B*snia

>This is what I"m most excited about, can you give source?

time.mk/?q=србија албанија&search=news&order=dec&startdate=08.08.2018&enddate=08.09.2018&page=2

>Why don't we make a mini EU with free movement in Serbia MK and Albania?

>mini EU
More like mini-Turkey lmao

Bosnia > MK, SRB, ALB, KO, ME, IT, GRE.

>mfw reading delusional shiptaroid posts

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calm down gypi

>delusional
what is delusional you ungrateful fyromite? The port we gave you for free, for you to use as you like?

You didn't have much choice you had to give it to us (your masters) for free.

eshte e kunderta. ne jemi mjeshtrat tuaj, dhe ju dhurojme portin nga zemergjeresia jone

hhahah ehghghh aask'll kjjuurll aash wud je dpo djj

Things s*rbia gave to fyrom:
Delusions. fake history, shitty infrastructure, 10 pigs, kazanboy.
Things Albania gave to fyrom:
investments everywhere in skopje. Nato and EU path, a free port, 700k hardworking albanians, mkshqip

fol shqip se gjobitesh maqekar!
You need to follow fyrombey's example

The only thing albanians gave to us was a war in 2001 after we provided shelter for their scumbag asses when they fleed from kosovo, setting us back decades in economic progress through the resulting instability as an unsecure black hole on the balkans. So I SHIT on your shitty port or whatever.

but I am, can't you see I am writing in your """""""language"""""""
kujda ljumk oklzz mmuzl'k lje shiptare di bjest kjsas'lk tenk ju amjerika ljjum bjum ashkols aljah merda

good post
kek this is funny because according to VMRO (second biggest national party here) if you dont know albania you can be fined 500 euro

>Albos give us sea access
>Tatars don't even give us passports

You ungrateful s*rvian spawn. Did you forget that 30% of fyrom's territory is albanian land? Albanians have been living there for thousands of years, and couldn't even get equal rights. You deserved 2001 and much more you swamp sl*v

keep this in mind please, it's for your own good

>albos give you freedom
>bugars occupy

adding to things we gave fyom:
30% of it's lands, a musical scene, a better culture

Imagine how irrelevant fyrom would be if they only had 70% of the territory they have right now and 1.3 mil population. Greece would probably annex them and no one would notice

>Did you forget that 30% of fyrom's territory is albanian land?

Yes, we're aware how that came to be.

>The Ottoman–Habsburg War (1683–1699), the subsequent flight of a substantial part of the Serbian population in Kosovo to Austria and the reprisals and looting during the Ottoman counteroffensive led to an influx of Albanian Muslims into Kosovo, northern and northwestern Macedonia. Being in the position of power, the Albanian Muslims managed to push out their Christian neighbours and conquered additional territories in the 18th and the 19th centuries.

>Albanians have been living there for thousands of years
Peddle your mythological history on others, as explained above.

> and couldn't even get equal rights.
Yes, that's why albanian parties were represented in every single government throughout the 90's.
Again, peddle your nationalist propaganda myths elsewhere. It wasn't about rights at all it was about territory. And it was a gamble much like the Presevo conflict. If we can take it like we did Kosovo - great. If not than we will take whatever we get offered with support from the West.

havent showered in 3 weeks ama

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This
Albanians need to share their BVLL genes to servs so we can finally have superior war strategics , if we had it 30 years ago we wouldnt lose every war

>ama
ama zo6to?

BASED & REDpilled s*rvoid!

couldn't expect anything less from a .ru and .rs news site visitor

>Albanians need to share their BVLL genes
They share them with us, albos hate serbs but love macedonians

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