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This gimmick is so fucking autistic I love it

surely janny has better things to do on a saturday than delete this thread

Based

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you're such a fucking autist I love it

fucking sick of these aussie runts
someone needs to teach them a lesson

thanks lad x

I'm a literal poorfag who sometimes starves but I'm still not as poor as you freaks LOL

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Aussie CELTS

Guys, what "BAME" actually means in the British current newspeak?

Fuck off, wog.

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Black Asian minority ethnic

is google broken

3 heavily buttered crumpets deposited down me gob lads

you can cash out bitcoin, retard. people wouldn't use it if it was worthless.

BAME?

I cashed it all out at 16k and blew it because I'm poor

I have the budgeting skills of a toddler. I can make money going to the dentist if I try, but I can't save or control spending in any way at all

It's a real problem for me

It's a gift being able to make money, but it's a different gift and different trait to be able to spend/save properly

I was only blessed with the making, not the saving

(largely inhospitable)

Dindins is ready but the bf isn't off work yet and I'm hungry

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>BAME

black, asian, and minority ethnic

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that money was simply resting in my account

don't care

fucking bent freak hope you both get skin cancer

The term is so vague, I can't make any sense out of it with my command of English.

Is non-British white included?

I appreciated this here post

I don't want to be a fruit packer

How can I make loadsa money? Ship has most certainly sailed on cryptos :(

4u

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technically yeah but in reality no

Things We Said Today
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go away!

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think its pretty much only used for non whites

but yeah it is a bullshit incoherent term

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cretin

house mate used the last of the milk

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BIZARRE IRREGULARITIES IN HIS ACCOUNTS

I might go to Aus for a year or two on work visa. I can go at any time but haven't got around to it yet

Will be staying in coolangatta area when I do eventually decide to go, might see some lads from /brit/ you never know

It hasn't sailed
You need to possess the ability to work on something beyond just the 'standard'. Don't learn what is simply the standard is what I'm trying to say, you have to go beyond that, you have to learn everything.

Think of something like a motorcycle. Don't just learn how to fix it, learn how each part makes it work, and what each individual part of the engine does, etc. This is how you make money if you can extrapolate what I am saying

Unironically

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that lord bellyton poster really is a huge mong

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I have no form of social media. How will I fare at university?

might boot your head into traffic you never know

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Fuck off, wog.

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solidly trapped within the virgin freak social strata

Lads, imagine going on #NakedAttraction and you see the fannies and you just pull your knob out and start having a wank, then you do a shite on the floor and you start eating it, with your shitey arse facing the lassies, and you do another shite and wank in that position.

When I land I will post and aussie VFs better come and get pissed with me

I'm gonna slam some aussie chicks with my big british cock while I'm there and possibly impregnate one so as to escape this hellhole country on a more permanent basis

>i listen to hip-hop

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For me it's rei

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so are you

wish i didn't have a shit jawline. i would be pretty happy with my life if i just had that.

I couldn't believe what I saw on Countdown the other day, it was just bang out of order.

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I really don't want to be on /brit/ right now but I stayed up all night drinking and I have to leave for work in 2 hours and I keep almost falling asleep. This place has the magical power of keeping the sleep demons at bay.

where's 190

a lot of reddit spacing in this thread
not pleased

england is danish

simple as

I STARTED
A NEW LIFE
ON THE INTERNETTTTTTTTTTTT

Is this James Joyce?

stratum*

I understand.

I swear I've matched with this chick like four times

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James Joyce really is a genius, isn't he, lad?
The scope of Fin wake made me have spiralling depression

t. lard bellyton

did that in brit this year but couldn't get my willy hard at the state of Yorkshire birds

I hopefully wont be here but ive doxed numerous times so im sure if you tried you can get in touch

same with turtle

hehe x

did the man wbhjoik2piujikolp

When's the wedding?

in floods of tears because it's an international break
feel like pure shit just want club football back

Well yeah, so if I asked you some rudimentary questions re the technical aspects of crypto, you will likely have no idea. Yet you are competing with LITERAL autists in the field so how the fuck do you expect to out manoeuvre them?

Look at Buterin. He is likely a billionaire now. Why? Because he done what I said naturally, because that's how his mind works

He didn't just learn the standard protocol, he went beyond that, and then was able to add his own

holy shit 10/10

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britain is too crowded
if it were about 1/10th the population it's at now it'd be heaven

bore off rorke

And that's how I got my name.

this is why we need to ban flu jabs

how is that a rorke opinion

Well I dont post here so often lad so I won't be able to find you
I have an aussie bank already and shit just haven't booked any tickets yet still don't know when

Just wanna go surfing and fuck some tanned slags innit

The absolute fucking state, Christ

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They keep the bubonic plague in some lab in California. Just get a plane ticket, break in, fly back to the UK and release the virus. Problem solved.

rorke going off on one AGAIN

Joey Barton is such a twat.

literally going down the whole >muh working class club
with Fleetwood.

Business idea: replace flu injections with poo injections

That's a cup of my piss she's holding there
Golden nectar for the slags

fuck off you southern fairy

I have an ironic mnemonic that's iconic to remember the bubonic virus supersonic. XD

In 10,000 bc the population of Earth was only like 1 million people

We need total all out global thermonucelar war to rid the world of runts holding us back

business Idea:
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Ariana Grande grew up with anxiety, had to spend most of her life with divorced parents, has been slut shamed throughout her whole career, has PTSD from a terrorist attack, has been blamed for a terrorist attack, has been sexually assaulted, and now blamed for a man’s death. sick

IN YOUR HOUSE

I LONG TO WEE

POO BY POO

PATIENTLY

can't wait for 190kg to get addicted to benzos, start getting the shakes and panic attacks, will be very very entertaining

all me

I like her body. Everything else about her is superfluous. Just give me her body.

BAME???

rain!

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21 & no job

I would pay all the tea in China for such a pleasure.