/cum/ & friends

>send a critical remark in someone's direction
>they get pissy and start talking about how they aren't in a good mood today

youtube.com/watch?v=SsKT0s5J8ko

what did he mean by this?

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i, for one, applaud drug addicts killing themselves

/cum/ isnt autistic, its retarded

typical yanks
canadians are just fucking stupid

Dunning

youtube.com/watch?v=UQ3w99trVUk

what did he mean by this?

imagine all his "homeboys" who were mooching off him that are going to have to go find retail jobs now because they have no skills lmao

Playing the Division

I CAME
I SAW
I CAME
I SAW

I PRAISE THE LORD
THEN THE BREAK THE LAW
I TAKE WHAT'S MINE
THEN TAKE SOME MORE

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am i the only person who thinks videogames are fucking stupid or naw

Why do you care? Like, if you don't like them don't play them lol.

How are you guys?

Good. How are you, friend?

I am great thank you for asking!

>Miami
>29C
>My hometown
>17C

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Are you the same Russian friend from last night?

Yes im here my frien.

Nice. How was your day?

Pretty good desu. Anime, pizza, Jow Forums and beer. What can went wrong hehehehe :3

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give me a qt russian gf

noice

Come and take desu.

Sounds supremely comfy. Is that your kot?

i dont want a gf i want you

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>Is that your kot?
Sadly no. But i have bretty good collection.

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wew
but i have a dick u know

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>But i have bretty good collection.
you could be frens with manchester, he like kots

Ah, I see.

thats even better :)

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what part of russia do you live in amigo?

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this one

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What's it like living there being surrounded like that?

what the fuck?
how is it there ive literally never known that existed

fucking christ..

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do
it

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Like european one. Usually i go to Poland for food 1 times in a week and that's all. Feels comfy surrounded by German architecture.

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looks better than gommieblocks

That's so cool! How close to the coast do you live?

About 5 km :)

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AHHH. That's awesome, man. I'm jelly as hell.

>I'm jelly as hell.
Really?

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Yeah, I think it'd be a cool place to live, or at least visit. I like coastal areas.

We have pretty interesting coast line :)

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Wish I had friends to do things with

It's beautiful!

das right

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I have never seen the ocean

me neither

It's really nice. Reminds me a bit of the Outer Banks region in North Carolina. Thanks for sharing.

me 2

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You are welcome.

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new obsession lads

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oo ee ooooo
ooa oooooo
oaooo eee doaoooo aoooo

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daily fuck the south post

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pathetic

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Its one of thous small stripes on the sides?

post more cats russia

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On the map i mean

Yep.

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Okay murrika

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>be American
>get shot in your own apartment by a crazy cop who broke in

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koooot

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kot

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kot means feces in german

de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kot

cats are literally shit haha

Braap fetishist thought: is the female rectum capable of stretching to the point where a man could insert his head?

yes this is good

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kotik

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ask your mom where you came from

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kots

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That's not POOSSIBLE!

hello hello

mysterious kot

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кaтз

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kot and plemeni

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there's this white trash family squatting near my house around this time every saturday waiting for a car to drop off shitty free newspapers for them to distribute around here
can't stand their trashy loud talking

>plemeni
pelmeni ofc

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wow i would really love to eat some nice babushka handmade pelmenskis with a big spoon of smetana now
a cold beer doesn't sound too bad either!!

based german

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>svetlogorsk
wait a second you're POLISH

there is a russian supermarket not far from where i live
too bad they close at 19:00 (it's 18:54 now!)
could have went out and bought some...

I have german surname and have some russian ancestors... Yeah. 100%.

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come home...