What is the non european country with culture most similar to germany?

What is the non european country with culture most similar to germany?

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Probably America unironically.

Prolly Japan. I want to say US because they have a plurality of germans, but the history does not fit.

America has a European culture

Turkey

hmmmmmmmmmm no

so this is the famous british humor

Which country had a thousand small kingdoms, united by force and religious wars, became expansionist, failed, and is now a world power...

this desu senpaitachi

Japan

We both like beer, arbeit and cars, but that’s iwhere the similarities end

russia :^)

We

Italy?

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Unironically Japan

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Russians are indeed kinde similar, probably closer to us than let's say Italians

>kinde
kinda

why turkey?

Russia they have a ton of Russian-germans and vise verse
Italians have a sense of humour and don't enjoy destroying Europe

You guys def share the history outlines. Do you relate to italians?

China

>Do you relate to italians?
we share with Italians a long history since the middle ages, but they are really different from us

Dont you have anything better to than to be butthurt at germans 24/7?

Rural Wisconsin

constantly asshurt
did a German touch you when you were little?
The history of our countries is pretty intertwined, but culturally I think we're not that close

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At least pre ww2.

>Italy
>world power

We're no world power either
And they're an influential country with a large population and strong economy

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>ask a question
>get a response
WAHHHHHHHH BUTHURT
fuck me get some thick skin or go back to pleddit
you can't expect be the worst posters and not expect to get shat on

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Japan
>make good cars
>clean streets
>polite people
>smart
>honest

how flattering
very nice of you

Like 50% of your posts are you crying about germany

gib body fluids

>influential country with a large population and strong economy
But only influential in their own region. That’s why the term “regional power” exists.

when you make a thread asking for an opinion i am going to give it dumb dumb

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japan

he is not OP

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china

Anyone that says Japan is unironically a brainlet. Japan for most of history has just tried to keep to itself while Germany for most of history has tried to destroy everything it touches.

Depends on the part of Germany...

The East can be associated with the likes of Poland, Czechia and Slovakia.

The West is kind of like the Benelux Bunch.

Part of the north can be closely related to the Scandinavians, but only a small proportion.

The South can be tied down with the Austrian and Swiss sense of aesthetics, but also a tiny bit of the Southwest is kind of French.

But that's my opinion on it, what do you think?

>non european

what part of "non european" you don't understand?

look who's talking

>brainlet
>le destroy europe maymay
>literally america talking

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pardon, i got retarded for a minute, i'm half asleep against my keyboard here, nothing else to do because everything is closed at this time

memes apart, USA

bump

Not at all

this

there's a dialect of German only spoken in wisocnsin