/smg/ - Stock Market General

oh fuck we got a poorfag in here

yeah i cant deal with most of the southwest this time of year. i hate being hot a lot more than i hate being cold. i think occasional bad winters up north are easier to deal with than any regular ass summer day down there

Managed to get 2 Trader naps in today

Former Alabamafag here. I agree completely.

based general mills

Fug mein bruder. What’s wrong with your ac?

We're having some sort of heat wave, usually doesn’t get this hot till August.

Originally from Minnesota, I'm fine with stupid hot,
not sure, compressor runs and refrigerant is at the ideal PSI just not blowing any cold air, it's probably what I get for driving a 2003 Acura

>living in DFW with no a/c in your vehicle

press F to pay respects

F

Picking up some JE

thanks m8

>he hasn't bought a lambo yet

ive heard of people in phoenix dieing from falling asleep in their car for 20mins. after having been there during august, i completely believe it to be true

blend door / blend door motor is broken most likely, maybe the control switch on your dash (the one that you twist to change from hot air to cold air)

the interior car temp right now is 169 degrees and I have work in like a hour

I like these vertical spread plays, a little less risky than naked puts/calls and much easier TA on the underlying. For example, I think a bearish spread on FB is a good play right now.

>work

pleb. do you not even trade penny stocks in your underwear or something?

I purposely only know enough about cars to not get fucked by the mechanic and save money by doing the easy shit myself.
I fucking hate working on vehicles and I don’t know why.

Wtf how can you possibly survive that? I want to die when it hits 85.
Rip Texas

Unrelated, how do you guys screen for short squeeze in general? Something about the Greeks or an advanced stock screener?

I wouldn't mind working on it if it wasn't fucking FWD, I had an alternator go out and had to remove several parts to get the damn thing lucky me the replacement worked and still does.
I'm like 7% body fat

>fwd
Yea fuck that. I’ve only ever owned trucks anyway.

So Nut

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where can I find an introductory explanation to commodities?

WHAT ARE WE PLAYING POWER HOUR?

ask the AI

Nut as fuck

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Looking at either TTWO or CSCO

How low do you guys think PEP is gonna go? They're still a very profitable company so it seems like they should definitely rebound. I'm thinking PEP will sink to the $90-$95 range before bouncing.

KO doesn't seem to be doing anywhere near as well as PEP is on paper these days.

85 is nice. 70-80 is the perfect temp to do manual labor. Below 60 and I start to feel cold.

Pep 150 end of next year
KO 50 end of year

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$90. but buying here is okay

I'm not touching any NFL sponsors. Fuck 'em they're like cancer.

85 in the shade with a little breeze can be comfy

85 in the glaring sun with high humidity is miserable

is it time to buy puts on AMD?

how your feeling about WMT?

I don't even pay attention to who is or isn't an NFL sponsor... I generally just look at charts, earnings summaries of the last couple of years, and recent news.

Yes sir

Filled up the ol gas guzzler, goddamn. That's my USO money you fiends!

It doesnt matter what BagShoulder says
Buy It
Ko is the new bitcoin

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Most elephants weigh less than the tounge of a blue whale

I think the HMNY squeeze is going to happen. Its costing those shorts much more to keep the price down than it is for the bulls to throw a few sheckles on a moonshot. This may be EPIC

Two summers ago I had to clean out a concrete drain ditch in 98 degree heat with no shade. Never again.

this one is a bit of a doozie, on one hand you have a solid EPS for past few quarters, however since Amazon did so well on their ER this quarter it makes me feel uncertain on WMT.
I would buy into it but only but a small chunk of your portfolio into that ER if you're going to play
Whenever I put out my top 5 picks for ER i usually just look at after-hours stuff to get a better feel for the company

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>tfw turned 10k into 11k

Not bad. Took around 3 months.

This is my first time in stocks.

I'm good until 90 or higher kicks in

havent been here all day
lets get this shit started

>he sold the dip yesterday

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>is going to happen.

It definitely is, just a matter of when.

>Dont buy GE at $13 they said

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I worked on a concrete crew one summer in the DFW area, that shit was awful. It's even worse than roofing, which is terrible in its own right.

Thats not a very start to power hour

I hope you're selling that shit right now while it's above $15.

Ahhh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Its time boys! Happy fun hour!

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It will shilled here when it was $17.

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nah

I sold off 80% of my GE though on the run from 14->15 though

only holding 200 shares now

no
I was here around easter time screaming at you all to buy
nobody listened

POWERHOUR

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>3:00pm
>market drops

Right on time. Fucking kikes.

Yea fuck that. That’s why I like building maintenance. I may have to work outside but it’ll be occasional and I can usually put it off until the weather is better.
Before this I worked in custom audio/video. They would force us to work in attics in this heat. Thank god I was the repair tech rather than the installer so it was only occasional. Some days I thought he was gonna die.

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slow powerhour

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NOOOOO RITE AID STARTED THE BULLRUN WITHOUT ME

oh fucking finally i'm bag holding that dumb shit why's it running?

oh no! you better sell quick newfag

fuck it.. i just bought 100 shares for shits and giggles

I dont know but I do remeber reading that the shareholkders complained about the acquisition from albertsons so they got a better deal

forming the classic "Chad Staricase" pattern

why did I sell IHT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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COME ON USO
A FEW MORE CENTS AND I'M ITM

Anybody got an overnight play to look at? I was thinking of hedging my bond short with a deep ITM call to make cash on a potential gap up bleed out day again.

I'm going 1/4 on cisco

Madman, I don't think I have the stomach for earnings anymore. GPRO gutted me right out.

Just don't go all in so far I'm 8/9 on getting earnings right

Is /smg/ officially a sunbelt thread?

I can do a strangle, might be worth a shot

No

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Idaho master race
>HMNY green today
It's only the beginning

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nothing wrong with a little heat

you long on them?

cup the balls pattern forming on the 5 minute spy chart, we're closing at the high of the day.

Buy Clorox Company

off to my 9.62/hr job see ya /smg/ :>)

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Looking steady, she'll break out by next week I can feel it
T.uso options faggot

Put a strangle on CSCO, should be fun

Have a good time, my fellow wagecuck

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Fuck, I just got home from mine, stay strong bro

>Buffet dumps IBM
>IBM is green
hahaha get fucked warren

Comfy he announced that 3 weeks ago

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Fuck I don’t feel so bad for making $15.

>mfw

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have fun wagy

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VISA WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME

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