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Feel like pure shit just want her back.

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me unironically
also me virgin

oh boy oh boy

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>battle back from almost career ending leg break
>die in a friendly against spain

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Stelios Stan Smith's high school bully

Black girl magic. You may have heard of it, maybe not. If you haven't, go ahead and look it up on your favorite social media site and prepare to be amazed by the sheer awesomeness you are bound to see. Black girl magic is a term that highlights the universal awesomeness in black women.

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do pakis have nothing better to do then harass some innocent twink?

could've just inferred that last part

Its fucking sick you stupid cunt

I am reliably informed that the man did indeed kick the ball.

It's funny because I've read shit like this

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Steve Jobs is rolling over in his grave. Apple has become Big Brother. Alex Jones' Infowars app just banned from App Store.

Looks like I'm a captcha runt until I get paid next week... sighhhhhh

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ah what the fuck
there's something inside

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why is this alien-looking fucker the OP image? fuck's sake

sue

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Steve Jobs is burning in Hell

Only Greeks I read is the menu at Stavros’ Kebab shop

Tired all the time lads toil life ain't worth it.

Imagine not having 15 pounds sterling in your bank account.

I know a 5'2 balding Indian janitor who's NOT an incel

In fact, she is married to a tall Chad, and even has several fuck buddies with whom she cucks her husband.

they've all got bent names like Stavros, glad i can't name them

appears to be some kind of childrens toy

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God does not approve of bestiality.

is it weird to want to fuck a plant

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I don't know where all these slags are coming from but please have mercy on my fly I can't handle any more

can you use your Jow Forums pass if you get banned and then somehow you get assigned a new IP through no fault or actions of your own?

asking for a mate

as a wealthy full time call centre employee I can afford a pass but I need to shitpost as well

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Some of us have cars to pay for you utter runt

You know we were talking earlier about Dostoyevsky?. Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky. Born 1821. Died 1881.

Just interested in him being exiled in Siberia for four years.

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he's awake and responsive apparently

she looks so much like lily james

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Open it lad, i'm officially hyped

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Deano chafing from the payments on his brand new financed Audi A3

...huh....

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*Posts a new at 250*

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Your pass shares your ban and is separately banned for the same amount of time. A permanent ban renders the pass useless even if you subsequently are unbanned.

Your mate will have to get a new IP and buy a new pass.

>Financing an automotive vehicle
Why would you do this to yourself?

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HE'S BACK
AAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

Which would you rather have
- a car
- a Jow Forums pass

I think we'd all rather have the car you utter nob

Jones was banned of twitter and within the same minute CNN and AP News had released full articles the EXACT minute it was announced by Twitter

LMAO

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why do you have four leafs next to your flag

grim brick-like feet

stupid useless fucking Royal Mail cunts and this useless fucking vendor hate them all

I have a moral dilemma.
Say I can move things with actual real magic but am asked to do a card trick. Do I do the card trick without using magic or do I?

OI don't be cheeky

wish i could watch tele alone without my parents coming and watching it with me
ill be watching something and then they come and sit down and start talking over my program

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I whap it straight on the footie mate haha x

this seems like the equivalent if he suddenly banned the irish
okay
>I'm not catholic
>I'm not ethnically irish
>I've never been to (southern) Ireland

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The Emperor himself freed me from the Google mines.

seriously
are the irish considered human?

Being completely broke is just pathetic if you aren't a student or legitimately poor.

hi

youtube.com/watch?v=suY06PVK_bI

baffling post

If I know how to do the card trick then it would be a waste of my magic to do something so trivial. It's good to be humble.

you might as well use real magic. a card trick is a card trick regardless of whether real magic is involved or not

who is your emperor
Hitler?

Are Mexicans?

feel like my mind really struggles to connect things in a broader sense. it's like chains of thought that go a long way lengthways but can't connect sideways or diagonally. there's a dimension missing. i only get rare flashes of that dimension. the information is there, but i can't properly
systematise my thoughts/ideas in a coherent way. the neurons just won't fire.

>journalists prepare stories ahead of events so they are ready to go when they happen

Shocking

short hair
aye

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wish the spic would fuck off tbqh

hahahahah, absolute virgin posters must get passes (as previously expected) if you dodge a perma they dont even work?

hardly a surprise since it was the last remaining platform for him to be banned from and a total inevitability because he's such an unstable retard

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youtube.com/watch?v=cqGsi9k6ra0
choons

pay denbts

only the irish and the jews hate me

Why don't you just go shag a we boy whilst you're at it

well ms. marvel or whatever she's called is a new yorker nu-muslim of lebanese descent
she isn't orthodox
she's never been to the middle east
I don't remember but I don't even think lebanon was on the banned countries list
why does she care

if he was a retard nobody would care
people are afraid of him

tory opinion

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Den Tipperary song wenn ich bitten darf!

youtube.com/watch?v=pddW-HeHAwo

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GREEKLING

have no attraction to men but women with short hair do it for me

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because there are no other unstable retards on twitter (who aren't banned)

going to get pissed

have a shower

sniff some poppers

and shove my dildo up my botty

:) x

As I predicted no-one could even name them, sad

Greece is nice, i wish they could annex macedonia

How come gays can call women nasty names like "Oh Becky you're such a sluttttt, whore, bitch. This ROOM is such a MESS" but when I call a girl a cunt she wants a scrap