/brit/

Oh boy anime is epic

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because you're a fucking coward

I want to suck a fart from Emma Watson’s anus.

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Why are you sittin on the pause screen, son?

Can't I watch you play your Nintendo?

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aye true enough

*walks towards you*

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Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll hahhahah thats how I see every chink

Feel like pure shit just want a cinnamon bun

I sleep naked and walk around naked most of the time except when it's really cold

French girls.

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wham bam cheers luv

who here loves a good paki???

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done a girl in Paris with hairy underarms and fanny

fool, you know how we do it

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I hear you lad
Put all my undies in the dryer and they've all shrunk

Feels like my sack is trapped ffs

caught monkeypox off some orangutan sket in Dagenham

FUMING

Wham bam thank you mam

is /brit/ a Khan general?

middle

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Best and most comfortable thing is a male g-string, lad.

Good lad.

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probably my mom.

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>mom
FOY

here's where some smartarse tells me an orangutan isn't a monkey it's an ape yeah yeah dont care mate get a fucking girlfriend sad act

id walk around naked if i was a woman

Monkeypox has been diagnosed in the UK for the first time, a public health body warns.

Public Health England (PHE) said the patient was a resident of Nigeria where the virus was probably contracted.

The patient had been staying at a naval base in Cornwall but is now being treated at the infectious diseases unit at the Royal Free Hospital in London.

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rip

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Pretty sure it's a fruit, mate.

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*me mums

change that filename immediately.

Imagine being in the Garden of Eden and being like: damn I better only eat literally one thing. Seething little hetero virgins.

I hate pakis with a passion
I also hate niggers, kikes, non-whites, russians, french, germans, english, welsh, scottish, irish, chinks, gooks, euroniggers from poland and wherever the fuck else, fat cunts, leftists, blue haired fat dyke cunts, runts, the obese, gaymers, anime cartoon watchers, 420 weed bro faggot smokers, rap niggers, wiggers, adult virgin males, all women

And I've STILL fucked more whores than all of you

haven't wanked or cum in 9 days. got food poisoning last weekend and it's ruined my willy's mojo. have attempted 2 forced wanks and just wasn't feeling it so gave up. bit scared for the ol' chap ngl.

Is the one on the right a milf?
Honestly cant tell

fuck are you on about you demented little rodent

hello nigger

you are the gays now

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girl I did said she'd lost count of how many men she'd shagged and she's never been on a date and not had sex
someone will marry that lol

What about Saffers, lad?

nigger

no, she just chubby

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>milf
>revs

Nah mate, they all go to amber rooms and varsity

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If you buy a woman's used sandals, will they smell like her feet?

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Been on /brit/ since 11AM this morning.

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>try to reply to a post
>captcha fails about 20 times even though I'm clicking the correct options
>just give up
Why the fuck did they remove legacy captchas?

Hmm that japanese tennis bird is actually half Haitian

>tfw I'm not on the list
BASED

you're a kike first and foremost. I wouldn't even call you a saffer because you're a kike.

it would be extremely aromatic

all me

disgusting little boy

what was the controversy with the match?

Virgin weirdo freak
>Not using force noscript captcha
Big mug of vegetable soup

What can you do drunk with just one other person?

Dance?

/chebs/

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Also lived in the US almost her entire life, no idea why she isn't listed as a USA player.

SHAG

Blowjobs are nice when drunk. Marshmallow willy.

post your purple nigger penis so I can laugh at it

>he's never shagged a girl while tripping on shrooms

Smash one out on rocket league. She'd be gushing at the sight of your sick air shots

>haha duuude look how much of a degenerate I am
>I suck cocks. U mad, virgins?
Male bisexuality is the biggest fucking meme.
Either you're a man or a faggot. You are a faggot.

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serena got docked a game for getting shirty with the umpire

From what I have observed;
There is a correlation of transgenderism and communism
And homosexuality (or more accurately, homoeroticism) and fascism

god even the racially ambiguous one is mediocre

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Acid wanks are great. I imagine acid sex is next level

Umpire said Serenas coach gave her a hand signal, which is not allowed, and gave her a violation. She started to go crazy, smashed her racket twice, got another violation, and called the umpire a thief and a liar, said he was doing this because she's a woman.

FOY

Minimum shoulder witdth required to speak to a woman in 2018

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Hitler was a virgin

Spot on
They're mentally broken gimps. Literal faulty human beings.

Genetic failures

soundcloud.com/four-tet/essential-mix-2018 big mix lads hope u've all played it already

free love on the free love freeway
the love is free and the freeway's long
I GOT SOME
HOT LOVE ON THE HOT LOVE HIGHWAY
GOING HOME CUZ MY BABY'S GONE (SHE'S GONE YEAH)
my lady's gone
SHE'S GONE YEAH
gone away
SHE'S GONE

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based potato man

CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

imagine what kind of uber chad types she goes for

it is, the last time I freaked out and I ran into a beach bar completely naked then got stung by a jellyfish, in the end my willy wouldn't get down so the girl decided to use it for what seemed like an eternity

Please stop posting munters

Looks like my brother.

Loads of countries claim american dual nationals for their teams
Lots of people on jamaicas olympic team are americans
Also some brits on others teams
Load of rubbish 2bh