Why do Nordics tan so well?

Why don't Nords turn into pink piggys in the sun like Brits or Central Europeans?

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i think everyone can tan if they do slowly not by just jumping in the sun and stay there for half the day

Saami dna

They descend from Africans

imagine the colour of she pusy and bobs

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Because they were once Greek

I'm dating a Danish chick that turns to gold in the summer time. I wish she would take me back to Denmark

There are two types of whites.
The lucky ones who tan.
And the unlucky ones who burn and get covered in freckles.
Nordics tend to be the former whereas Anglos the latter.

It's hilarious that Brits turn into lobsters when they're in a sunny place.

Snow is reflective and can give you a tan. Brits normally just get rain and slush

This is common.

depends on how pale your are. My sister turns into a lobster, I on the other hand can get so tanned that its ridiculous

we were born beneath the hyperborean sun

Danish hanrej incels båh.

I get so dark you'd think I'm black. It's not even a tan just darkness. I'm pale usually.

yeah sure

Look I've seen Brits at the beach get drunk by 9am then fall asleep in full sun for 6 hours. What I'm saying is they're pretty dumb when dealing with the sun.

tfw fucking ginger

La creatura

It's weird for sure. I have no clue what my heritage is. I'm only pale because I stay inside all day. If I was active at all I'd be really dark.

You might be a genius.

It's unironically up to chance if you turn red or tan, My dad is so tanned he unironically looks like Bruce, My friends even asked me if he was Austarlian or not, kek

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this probably

Did you rice’d her?

lol probably. It's not just a meme here.

Honestly, I find tanned people so unattractive. It looks unsightly and makes them look like peasants.

You are not white

No im mostly Irish

All brown people think this.

All yellow people think this.

I have brown hair and brown eyes I always knew this.

ancient Nords were Meds, then the Finns came in and...well...they changed the whole country

lol, that's the skin colour i get after staying inside my room for years.

Im similar too. Usually pale but if I spend a lot of the summer outside, like back in high school for my mowing job or football practices, I would look as dark as the tanned mexicans I was working with. I know my ancestry and everything, all scottish, irish, and south german (bavarian and swiss). I havent really done that in a while though but maybe I will do it next summer so i can pretend to be a BLACK BULL on Jow Forums

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wh*toids tan so they can be like their med masters

post pic of you "tanned" wyboi

I did not take any pictures that summer. I dont really take pictures at all except snapchat so i have none bud

It's the other way around, Ancient Meda were Nords.

Meds*

cringe and bluepilled

>tfw I am so pale I don't get any color at all from the sun
>just get red/pink for a few days and then shed skin
>back to pale

100% swede.

I think is just a new western meme that plebs here copy.
Before here being browner was always bad, it reminds people of our turskih/gypsy minority - being low class.

And where do Celts fall on this scale?

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Because they're not wh*Te

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>tfw dad has precursor to skin cancer
>stay out of the sun because I don't want brain cancer
>why are you so pale user? get some sun lol

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lmao

Sun makes you look older. That's why m*Ds often look so old

kek

It's true, though. Swedes get that sweet Bronze skin, while Anglos get sunburnt whence our nickname for them (Bifes=Steaks) because they look like lobsters when they try to get a 2-week tan in 2 days and end up looking like lobsters

It's called the land of the midnight sun for a reason, because they are in permanent darkness or sunlight they have to adapt.
Meanwhile those of us from A*Gloid stock adapted to a permanent overcast climate where the sun just doesn't exist for most of the year

Meme. Pic is me.

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All white people think this

top tier jaw

Thanks

>Not sure if this answer was also sarcastic

>fat balding brown haired man now tells us who is and who isnt white

The amerimutt meme has been an eternally true principle of nature.

anyone else think tanned white people look disgusting?

well you arent tanned.
Nice....jumper? Looks comfy.

We all turn red then reddy-brown in the sun. We even get sunburnt in England during the height of summer. Though its been getting really hot here in recent years and it doesnt help that its quite humid here.
I much prefer winter.

Whites dont tan, been in miami for 21 years never tanned only turn red in sun.

If you tan youre non white.

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Too much sun and i get darkened skin that peels off like a lizard

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What about us Celts? My arms tan in the sun, I'm also 13.7% Iberian

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I once got so badly sunburnt that i got 2nd/1st degree burns and my skin peeled off over the course of the next 2 weeks, literally lobster red
It was only hiking on the isle of wight for 2 days in summer.

Asian blut

*we were born beneath Cerberus' ass*

tanned or untanned, son abominaciones de la naturaleza, hechos orcos por su degeneración e incesto