/brit/

you will feel the wrath of the unpaid one

the one that cleans cometh

dont drink beers, only hard ciders and lemonades

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decided to stay in tonight so i would like a film suggestion
preferably a sad movie or psychological thriller

going to put a germicidal UV light in my room

reading the greeks. brilliant stuff, the greeks were.

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god I wish that were me

is lemonade alcoholic in the US?

That's not a tallie
This is a tallie

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Oh mr.unpaid volunteer
Your services are needed

hate doing this, will always result in the bud falling out and you having to grasp for it over and over

Any Schizoposter man in? After posting in here for so long I can now derail /brit/ with only one single incoherent rant directed at any one single group of people or boogeyman. I am the obsessive compulsive maverick that pulls the strings from the shadows, laughing as I flip the thread on it’s head with my chaotic rambles. I pit you all against each other and stoke the flames of rebellion. I control the flow of the thread, I can be your anarchist dissident or your peaceful lawman, your devil or your angle. I have successfully larped as a virgin freak as well as Chad. I am both Leftypol and Rorke, Chinkspammer and Autismomick. I am the mastermind behind every single major gimmick of /brit/, I am the creative powerhouse behind 190 and Moni, and Alan and Thailad. I am the Force that makes this such a unique place. You are all simply my playthings, my experiments, my audience. I am the provocateur, the Bradleyposter and the slagposter. All of these things were my doing. You are all nothing to me, nothing but puny little insects unknowingly basking in my glory.

mostly, yeah.

no it isnt
be quiet

weird

got a bikini bridge

here we are, there are two of us and one is a dixie

the janitor doth lurk amongst us
and lo, for our prayers are answered, and the catalog is purged of filth

ah, a fellow man of culture

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i had sex with my sister

just because the one from the other day was a mentally unhinged martinet with a poor grasp of the laws of cause and effect doesn't mean they all have to be

can i fuck her too?

spotted the dixie impersonator

All me

fuck off imposter

*yawn*

is that sargon at the bottom

fuck you faggot
stop stealing my name
sure, do me first though

odd that some include the weight isnt it?

the proto romanian-gf messaged me back on interpals

was he based?

>sure, do me first though

Don't mind if I do

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reminder that ALL pitbulls are good, it's just the owners

vertigo

youtube.com/watch?v=kEQqgDrNl3I

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youtube.com/watch?v=mUY14QeI9K8

wish my happiness was less dependant on money.
makes me feel so weak that my happiness is so dependant on wether i can spend it on a bunch of consumerist bullshit or not

you are weak

youtu.be/N3oCS85HvpY

Earthy choon

i live in ithaca, new york
will literally fight ANYONE who wants to challenge me

Mad mad respect if you've read Don Quixote, Finnegans Wake, Bleak House, or Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson

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ithaca cunt, you'll never show your face round rochester

Makes you think doesn’t it

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The world was young, the mountains green,
No stain yet on the Moon was seen,
No words were laid on stream or stone
When Durin woke and walked alone.
He named the nameless hills and dells;
He drank from yet untasted wells;
He stooped and looked in Mirrormere,
And saw a crown of stars appear,
As gems upon a silver thread,
Above the shadows of his head.

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go eat a garbage plate you filthy inbred

stop fucking saying the n-word
what is /brit/'s obsession with it?

Nerd

You're not my dad, your my dubstep dad.
Fuck you.

garbage plates are good though, vegan freak

filtered

Read Don Quixote
Finnegans Wake is a literal joke
Read Bleak House
Is that Beelzebub shit sort of like a Russian version of The Screwtape Letters?

genuinely am better looking than humphrey bogart

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what about the greeks lads

shit thread lads

good to see that i've brought popularity to new york

Is it just me or are women’s bodies a bit ugly from a non-sexual point of view?

Ah yes the autistic Kiwi is here.

Spotted some manlet delusion

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ah yes the autistic kiwi and autistic kraut are both here

got called autistic by a literal neoliberal jew lads

i blame the yanks

Why do right-wing views correlate strongly to having a low IQ?

got caught smoking weed once by the police, let me go without any penalty. Is this possible in england?

very depressing how little British people in the public eye DIDN'T come from Oxford or Cambridge

house alarm across the street is going off again

maybe you just wish they did

just looking around

One of the reasons why they preferentially recruit sheilas to fly fighter planes is they're shorter

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The female form is only beautiful in the vulgar sense of animal attraction. It's all curves and weird bulges and is based upon the fundamentally irrational circular form. The true aesthetician recognises the genuine beauty of the male body, which is based upon true proportion and the much more perfect quadrilateral form.

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Lower IQ people have poor critical thought and are prone to tribalism

just looking around too

It doesn't get much better than this

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yeah, have been caught with weed several times with nothing worse than an unofficial confiscation

grugism

>maybe you just wish they did

low iq comeback

class from our may

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any autodidact man in

trained my dog to ring a bell when it wants to be let out, quite proud of it too.

the UK Household Longitudinal Survey — to calculate the mean IQ of voters in each of the UK’s 650 constituencies and then looked for patterns in the vote shares for different parties at the constituency level.

He found that there was a positive association between mean IQ and voting Conservative, and a negative association between mean IQ and voting Labour. So the higher the mean, the more likely the constituency was to return a Tory MP in 2015, and the lower the mean, the more likely it was to return a Labour one

4 galaxy cookies down me hatch lads

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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cant wait for this post tomorrow

>some gimp around here is selling a "limited edition" ps4 pro for over a grand
wtf

just browsing the new world savings catalogue to see what I shall be gorging on tonight