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Right then. Bank robbery.

Your plan?

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Makes you think doesn’t it

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/brit/ meetup in the Brecon Beacons next month lads

you're not beto fuck off

ever since seeing the webm of the skinned dude without hands, my opinion on latin americans has changed

I'm thinking we can wait until bank holiday. Boom, go in through the front door with a fucking transit van. Stick the safe in the back of it, drive off like nothing happened

we should only allow immigrants of above average IQ

Remove every muslim from Europe

are you going to have sex with the gf this night? :)

we should only allow immigrants who are fans of rick and morty

I'm no lesbian beto you freak

Having soup lads. Baxters' lobster bisque with some garam masala sprinkled on top. Smells absolutely gangsta

gta5 was a great game until they went on to add all of the retarded flying cars and shit

lesbians are not real though

tautology

/brit/ meetup on beachy head this month lads

have spent 3 hours thinking about how to write this message to the proto-gf

Europeans are so helpless we rely on American heroes to save us

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Thalys_train_attack

*Dear Lisa, as write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and...*
*Replaced by the benevolent General Krull! All hail Krull, and his glorious new regime! Sincerely, little girl.*

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to the casuals in the thread
Shaun Porter vs Danny Garcia 4am
Tyron Woodley vs Darren Till 5am

""proto-gf""
haahhahahahaha

Aye. It's not Saint's Row for fuck's sake

Need a partner in crime

facts
ruined it
fortnite tier now

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Did the man punch the other man?

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to all the casuals in the thread
bengals vs colts
bills vs ravens
pats vs texans

ill give you the role then lad. Don't even have a license just reckon ill be sick as fuckinga drift and shit. ill be the hirl on the computer then

Planning the perfect heist

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Dumb pirate frogposter hahahahaha

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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And the life after I've successfully got away with it

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Played it for the first time in a few years last week and got blown up by someone on a flying motorbike with missiles or something

Was very confused to say the least

If I travel to Norway and commit a harmless crime, will I get sent to a Norwegian prison or will I be deported to a British one?

Spindly calves to hold up such a big braaaphog

>when a guy has the virgin voice

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every saints row after 2 is a pile of shit

It has flying cars now? Wtf

Last time I played it was just after it came out and the online started working. Had the best crib with the 10 car garage.

Sometimes wonder if I should have become an engineer or an architect lads.

i definitely do not have a virgin voice

Had to look twice then, she looks identical to my sister. VERY concerning my penis reacted the way it did

>tfw no anna popplewell gf

there are winged flying delorians and flying motorcycles that both shoot rockets

I'll become an architect of your doom and misery, my lad
Fuck all that wank then, won't be playing that again

ah yes

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Could you engineer, perhaps, a device which can tip a hat for you hands-free?

just want to be hugged

I envy female relationships so fucking much

this event was hella trippy yall

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that sounds fucking shite
why are they wasting time on such nonsense instead of GTA VI: London

I AM HUMAN AND I NEED TO BE LOVED


JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOES

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thesun.co.uk/news/4179069/black-death-group-police-investigation-brit-model-kidnapping-italy/
thesun.co.uk/news/6525841/peter-scully-worlds-worst-paedophile-jail-baby-rape-dig-graves-philippines/
dude BASED deepweb lmao
fucking degenerate

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How could they touch that without being accused of racism and also just being unfunny?

If you were an engineer you'd post on reddit lad

i really hate this poster

Aren’t Boomers in their 80s now? When will they all fuck off and die? Why are Millennials still referred to as young people when they’re in their 30s/40s? I’m sick of these fucking infidels, the Age of the Zoomer is now.

i remember when me and my mates were arguing about which of the most expensive cars were better in gta, good times

wha
oh right you're just being el retardo

millenials are from 1980 to 2000

I wouldn't. I'd be on /diy/
... Holy shit maybe I should hang out there more.

Accidentally stole a melon from Lidl yesterday lads. I got two and put the first one through at the self-service till then when I tried to do the second one there was some kind of fuck up and it beeped like it couldn't handle the fact a rational man would want two melons or something. The till-monkey came over and did his thing then went away unsuspecting he had give me a free melon. It's a nice melon too, one of those big green Pirreo de Sapo or whatever, they cost like £2.50 each. Anyway, free melon. You can never have too many melons is what I say.

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idiotic response

not proud of being a grand strategy lover tbqh

Seething Millennial coffin dodger

youtu.be/kPNW83giofI

reported to the appropriate authorities

Precious angel
youtube.com/watch?v=3yme7R6FfGY

here we are........

honestly peopel who class entire generations by a few traits should kill themselves

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How do you play EU4 without missing too much stuff or going too slow to be fun?

I wrote it intentionally to be hat worthy
I steal all the time. Fuck the MAN, man!

...so I stabbed the fucker and took his mints

zoomie

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same. Command ops 2 makes me feel like a proper virgin freak desu

i play on speed 5 and just choose whatever events give me the most green effects. mostly you just want to expand your nation and keep up with tech

I know lad, I know.

you play at fastest and just pause all the time

Gen Z begins around 1993

If you are post Gen X but had an analogue childhood you are a millennial. If you don't remember life before the internet you are Gen Z.

Z implying that nothing comes after it.

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co2 is shit

Really would love some cocaine up my nostril and a bird with fat tits' minge wrapped around my shaft RIGHT NOW right this second please God make it happen thanks

destroying capitalism one melon at a time

you're shit

millenials are people born between 1980 and 2000......

used to play close combat games at a young age before I could even comprehend them, good times.

mental how hermione was black the whole time

bet you're the same type that goes on about how much you love age of empires 3 in /gsg/

watching these kids on ice's stream. so this is the state of american youth....

based. Drunk and am in a mood to shag some fat bird right now desu

Americans ITT answer me!

funnier
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It was a spell innit? Wengardiumniggerosa