I found a mushroom on my field. I wonder how much it costs in some 1st world meme fancy restaurant

I found a mushroom on my field. I wonder how much it costs in some 1st world meme fancy restaurant.

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Its back

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It's just a regular mushroom dude

I wonder how much your fucking house costs, Chekov

Why are you bothering mushrooms?

Only if it's rare and edible
Morels are valuable because they have to be foraged, for whatever reason they are difficult to farm unlike other fungi, so you have to go out into the woods looking for them.
Even then they aren't that valuable

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Only truffles are very valuable

Around 10k$

This
I should get a trained pig, since supposedly truffles are prevalent where I live. The rich cunts from Monaco could bankroll me

>eating mushroom of an unknown type
Oh well at least it just means one less Russian in the world.

Pshe-pshe

wash it and eat it. post results. dubs have spoken

>60
>dubs
Hmmmm.

>post results

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Agaricus campestris? I have no idea what grows in Russia though.

Hy дык, beliy greep, probably.

Like this?

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Natural dildo? I think you can sell it on ebay.

Are you the guy who helps his grandma with her potatoes?

You are based

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Who said anything about eating?
Why are Poles such mindless dogs?

Where did the OP not imply eating it, be it him or someone else?
Why are Danes such mindless dogs?

Like you can talk, your house's are cheap af

Do not call each other dogs. That's rude.

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>tfw no mushroom season here because the summer was hot and dry
fucking piece of shit summer

Don't worry, maybe next year.