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ive had 15 pints and 3 sex on the beaches, 4 shots of tequila too im struggling to even write this haha alri lads

no it doesnt

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>3 sex on the beaches
font

no you didn't
be quiet

post willy

fuck off vf

hat. bet you exclusively drink beer like a twat

report kshitters for spamming and rule violations lads

had 3/4 of a litre of vodka too my man

ah yes dad drank too much and he's asleep in his chair stark-bollock-naked

>not getting the joke
fuck off IDIOT

Hehe

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I would have Emma Watson’s poo on my willy if I had anal sex with her.

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post willy

pics

HAT

circumcised peeners uncommon in england?

shant be respoding to any jf

BIG

C H O O N
H
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youtube.com/watch?v=1MQUleX1PeA

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post your dad's cock

literally the third time you've asked you horny twat

dave

uncut dicks are disgusting. they remind me of a dogs penis

I ask all the drunks, sometimes it works

The average man thinks in simple ideas such as law and morality. The superior man thinks in terms of power.

Seriously where are all the ginger qts in America?

I expected them all to look like Kacy hill but all the gingers in America look like some sort of failed lab experiment.

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you really don't want to

yeah

i mean they are kinda, dixie

this song is bad

if you aren't circumcised, forget about it. it's a dealbreaker for most women here

NEED to live in a future world where everyone wears facial makeup like this in order to frustrate Big Brother's facial recognition technology

recking it looks fucking awesome

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hand and feet are freezing, but not to the point where I'm going to do anything about it.

POST IT

You such a fuckin hoe
I love it

*switches to gait and body structure recognition algorithms*

no it's not
be quiet

Back from my wank lads, scraic?

By the time they’ve seen your cock it’s too late anyway

now it takes 400 posts to create a new thread

I want to drink Emma Watson’s wee and vaginal discharge.

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honestly such a fat bastard

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Bet you wish you had foreskin right about now

i can get on board with this but the fart and shit stuff needs to go mate

no, seriously. most girls here will turn down dog dicks. they'll smell the smegma anteater dick

Janny is enforcing the page 8 rule

Real Beto, where you been?

Fetti was guht?

Have you tried eating less

sort've do, just for the extra addition to my massive girth

a smelly irish gave me a you

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*geht

find desert biomes beautiful but i hate visiting them because of the oppressive heat lads

everyone knows you aren't beto, you can stop now.

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I think this might be my favourite virgin myth

someone post the one with the brit replies

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This is report of the week
Food review!

Was browsing through the old thread. Saw yet another endless stream of bizarre posts littered with the word "wog". Another eventful night in the life of the mentally challenged.

no girl wants to have sex with a smelly anteater dick, sorry.

ye
always end up cracking

What's going on here?

thats haitiANO
he really enjoys spamming non sense

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me too

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got called a mansplainer on resetera

Honestly its sometimes hard to post here now. I've had to resort to using proxies just because I can't get serious replies to some posts because of my flag.

how much you weigh lad? 92kg 6'0 here

my office chair broke again

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That's probably due to the resident nutcase who spends all day here ranting about Yanks and whoever else his misfiring mind decides to target.

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>only 94kg
145kg master race here

disgusting fat cunt

How many grams of pasta do I need to survive until the 19th?

used to be 13st10lbs now 11st
am 5'9"

Is that when your loan comes in? hahahah

at two meals a day assuming youre not eating plain, 1500g

Not sure what to do now

1 gram per night. So like 11.

I'm assuming "pasta" is code for heroin.

retard

make dirt cookies like Haitians lad

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6' 1'' 12st

Absolutely fucking need that semi animated pic of the England fans throwing wanker signs around the run big England fan with the three lions on his chest with these comments attributed to each one

*wears a massive fake knob so the government can't recognise me*

Kanye 2024

I boof two grams of pure black tar pasta per night. Good shit.

How many women have you spoken about dicks to?

meanie

Nah its when my mum sends me money

is it me or this shit looks completely fake
youtube.com/watch?v=ddFvjfvPnqk

probably more woman than you've ever talked to