Pretending to be a different ethnicity

I'm in university, and about 70% of the students are non-white. Most of the white students are culture-less plebs who listen to kanye. I'm a first generation American with Eastern European parents. I can't find any people from my ethnic background, so I'm thinking of pretending to be Polish to join the Polish club on campus.

Here's a potential problem: I already pretended to be Jewish and joined a Jewish club because I bought into Jow Forums's memes about the Jewish involvement in globalism and degeneracy. I wanted to see what the Jews are up to.

A lot of the Jewish kids know me now, and they know I'm not Polish, so I don't know how I'll keep the story straight if they were to find out that I'm joining the Polish club.

What can/should I do?

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I pretend to be wh*te every day, none of the cucks know that I am haplogroup e1b and therefore BLACK

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say you're a Polish jew, duh

They know that my "Jewish origins" aren't from Poland though.

>tfw jewish and pretend to be polish because nobody likes a filthy yid

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Are americans really this obsessed with ethnicity? What the hell is wrong with you people

>Most of the white students are culture-less plebs who listen to kanye.
Why do you consider yourself better then them?
>I can't find any people from my ethnic background,
Why self segregate yourself? Do you even consider yourself American.

>Race clubs
Sound like concentration camps. But in your case you want to segregate yourself.

It's the university's and affirmative action man

Please tell me these ethnicity related clubs are some sort of themed cultural society where students learn about about the related cultures, languages, etc. and they aren't just some club where people of ethnicity X go to segregate themselves. The latter sounds rather depressing for a tertiary adult education institution.