rip lord bellyton edition
/brit/
21 gun salute for lord bellyton
bellyton died? I need a quick run down
Can you please contain that retard in your general
spider didn't bite my knob, but no poo actually came out of my bumhole
well you know its true ive never met a woman that would do such a thing, she must have been really interested in me. shame i didnt speak to her after i shagged her that pissed her off quite a bit i could tell
you're not beto fuck off
butchering an anglo
It is blowing my mind that a 26 year old women could be considered "old" to a
why is rus always so dead
might start barbarianmaxxing
"Autism" was the answer to a crossword clue today, was none too pleased as I penned it in
Mostly banter. Some Irish do constantly seethe about Englishmen though
there's a good chance that you're actually Pogo
how do i say, hey you are quite beautiful, in russian
the only thing your people butcher is fashion
you dont understand like at the time it was just weird and it looked dodgy
would have never worked anyway she finished her masters and is down in london or something now
i don't hate homosexuals as much as pogo
How to get a qt Russian art hoe gf. Like pic related but russian and depressed
It isn't really a seethe, it is just some English people are unable to see themselves for the cringe that they are.
>shitting crikey you cockwomble knob 'ead
really hate monogamy
wish I wasn't tied down by a stupid gf while thots are easy pickings left and right
see, seething already
full blown seething
>English cucks mad their women fawn over Irish dick
Sad!
crazy...
...
but that's how it goes...
the english women love irish men meme died 10 years ago youre all small and ginger
does northern ireland want to be part of the uk or ireland?
Contemplating a poo
become a barbarian
They want to be part of the uk but no one else in the uk wants them
It is divided. 60/40 in favour of staying in the UK is my best estimate.
>>English cucks mad their women fawn over Irish dick
>Sad!
Jokes aside. Is sake actually any good?
r-reee leftypol... *snore*
nah fuck sake
Northern Ireland is multicultural. One ethno-religious group wants to be British, the other ethno-religious group wants to be Irish, and both tribes dominate the region. Which led to the Troubles
love a samurai rock (sake and lime juice)
>Some Irish do constantly seethe about Englishmen though
its almost like england kept kicking irish people while they were already down
>be me, non Irish
>old men sometimes think I'm British (I don't look/sound British)
>they tell me to be careful because someone might beat me up
eating pho
why was not the british army able to exterminate all those irish monkeys in the 70's
can you give us some fashion tips turtle?
you're not beto. go to bed
>why was not
sissy liberals innit
This. worked in ireland for 6 months constantly had irish people telling me all kinds of tall tales about the IRA. nothing ever happened ever the irish are all mouth thats why we've terrorised them since the dawn of time.
Approximately 6 dislikes for 1000 likes, that means 6 Pakistani terrorism and military influenced pakistani nationals who don't want to appreciate india for anything even if it is for humanity, are standing there to be crushed upon by thousand Indians
10 months ago•19
What are you then Mboko?
>be me, non-British
>have a plumber come out to my house
>randomly starts going on about the IRA after hearing my accent
peto is here, I can smell him
it makes me angry, the irish literally got all what they wanted
yeah buy prada shirts
shame i never got to rape you whilst you were in london
just found a genie
he's giving me 3 wishes but I said I'll think about it and call him again when I've decided
no wishing for more wishes etc.
any advice?
get rid of the pakis
brexit means brexit
britain to become world superpower
am southern yuro
Wish for Idris Elba to play James Bond
wish for a genie with unlimited wishes
>britain to become world superpower
Already got that achievement
Kent boy eh? Take your degeneracy back to where it came from
cant wait to tell my ex that ive literally shagged a literal musician, a girl from a top uni and a chinese girl who had a dad that was a millionaire businessman ahhhh she'll fucking cry
play it safe and ask for next weeks winning lottery numbers. Specify exactly which lottery in which country, don't want none of that monkey paw shit
keep the others for as and when you need them
top*
Just a gentle reminder that the capital of England is 45% White British
People aren't blind as to where foreigners generally come from. Everyone knows yanks and br*ts, and the general idea of where Europeans come from is fairly obvious too.
I doubt someone would tell a Mediterranean to watch out for anti-British sentiment (lol) unless they wanted to play up how bad and evil Irish xenophobia is to feel good about themselves.
ban yanks from /brit/ (except me)
can't wait to tell my ex that i fucked the queen of england
why the irish could fuck off
pmsl thats funny might tell her that for a bit of banter
london doesnt exist anymore the rorke capital is newcastle immigrants will never go there because the accent scares the shit out of them
Back in 2011. It's no way still that in late 2018
why dont you kick them out then
to be fair it only happens with extremely drunk old men and I am a half Irish mutt so they might be confused. It's not a daily occurrence but it happens every couple of months
i'd go there to shag a geordie lass, their accent makes my willy hard
newcastle is full of foreigners though
I want to make sweet sweet love to Emma Watson.
saved my mother from going to Dublin, i literally told her, the irish are subhumans
im poor dont shit on my dreams
Any thoughts on her excrement?
You saved your mother from the BIC
one down, three to go
wrongun
I want to smell and taste it.
the irish have never invented anything
Hello Matt Stoney
im coming to australia early next year though
based fat lad, may go to maccas soon myself
Genie Genie
Yes papa
whiskey
Mexico are the England of football
they invented self victimization
the jocks invented that the irish have really never invented anything other that white starvation
What should I order from McDonalds in 5 hours?
Why do so many Mexicans and other south american countries like British music particularly indie rock/punk ??