Ask a marine lance corporal anything

What part of the country are you, stationed in, and what MCRD did u go to?

why did your parents name you lance?

>Some dumb crayon eating POG comes to post on the Malaysian basket weaving forum

Don't you have a safety brief to go to?
You know I can get a facial scan of you from this photo and figure out which division your from. I'd say you need to think about things before you do them, but then again you joined the Marines so I can see thinking isn't your strong suit

you look like an extra from Starship Troopers

Did you do well in school?
I can't think of another reason to join the military besides fucking up massively.

Purple, it's fruity
Also our cutting scores are high af :(
Stationed at west coast in camp Pendleton, went to MCRD San Diego

University costs $3 trillion per semester in America but veterans go for free.

Did ok at school, just didn't have much money and was bored

Is San Diego actually better than Parris? Is Full Metal Jacket a meme in the marines?

can you shoot a .50 cal?
why aren't you serving in S. Korea or sum shit

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is it your first time out in the field? your gears looks clean as fuck...you fucking pog

Plenty of upperclassmen Englishmen go to join the military
Black watch north Shropshire etc are all regiments full of private school educated lads
T.brother is in the black watch

Why is your head shaped so weird ?

>black watch
Do they man the wall and guard the relms of men?

In terms of conditions yeah it's better. PI is pretty well known for hazing the fuck out of recruits to questionably legal levels, probably cause it's way more isolated than SD
That photo wasn't taken in the field

Also FMJ was pretty close to the real thing

Yeah we shoot M2s a lot, and SK deployments are usually for oki marines

It's those shitty fades we have to get

I figured as much, what's your MOS?

>t. supports literal jihadis

Nothing to do with muzzies. Plenty of muzzies are allied with Israel and thus you. You just further their interests for no gain, because jews call the shots in Ameriland and it's easy to use dumb goyim to die for the jewish holy land.

Did Hanoi Hannah really have the best tunes in all of Vietnam?

Back to Jow Forums zhang

>le military is for low-class retards meme
It's actually pretty hard to get into most militaries. It's not something you can just drop into.

1371 Combat Engineer

Don't polfags love Israel, though, like you?

how much do you make p/month?
I heard the army pays for your Uni, that true?

Yea thats why you go die for saudi arabia lmao.

Idk about Australia but here all you really gotta do is pass the ASVAB (which is basically a test to see if you're not clinically retarded) and then go through training where you're basically guaranteed to make it if you don't quit

you still haven't addressed why your parents named you lance bro.

I make prolly 1600 a month, but I also live and eat for free so it's not as bad as it seems. And yeah the GI bill pays for your college

They aver $2,000 a month
He'll go off and marry some dumb barfly though and then she'll divorce him and he'll get his pay cut by 75%.

They take foreigners though, and they fast track you for citizenship. You don't even have to speak English to join either

How is being a combat engineer in the Marines? I was considering joining a part time combat engineer unit near me.

I like it personally, what you do depends on your unit. CEBs focus on demolition and explosive hazard detection, ESBs are construction and bridges, and if you're air wing you do airfield damage repair. You learn a lot of cool stuff, but I wouldn't say most of it will help you find a job after the military

Sucks to suck, are you in a victor unit?

meant to reply this

>They take foreigners though, and they fast track you for citizenship.

what
since when is this true?
I thought you had to be born in the USA to serve?

Fuck, sign me the fuck up, where do I register Officer?

Do you guys still drink a lot of ripits?

how old are you? you look like you could be anything from 17 to 26

Lol I wish, sadly I got thrown into a pog as unit

You don't, and once you pass your basic for whatever branch you get citizenship

Fuck yes

Lol I get that a lot actually, I'm 20

Nice haircut. What is it called? I want to get it the next time I go to great clips

careful with what you wish for, you'll end up hating your life

I just ask for a medium fade, think I had like 3 inches on top

There are a ton of Filipinos in the Marines that barely speak any English besides "Yes" and "No"

If you want to join get a plane ticket here and go to a recruiting office. Try getting a plane ticket to Los Angles. That's where they do all of the processing

Prolly but at least y'all do shit, our lives suck in the we don't do shit way

Have you experienced actual combat in war zones?

He's a POG. He's fresh out of bootcamp

Have you killed anyone? What did it feel like?
What do the troops think of Trump and Mattis?

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They man the adrian wall and guard the realms of hooch from the englishmen.

i think ours is pretty strict, when i tried to get in (knocked back for medical reasons) the guy who was talking to us said of all the people who apply to get in, only 1 in 10 will.

Yeah ours say the same but really anyone could get in if you're not super dumb, weak willed or got medical issues like you said

do u know alex shores

What's you opinion on fat elves?

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Are you Celtic?

Genuinely jealous.

I got a 92 on the ASVAB but they said I would need 2 years of certified therapy before I could join

>therapy
For what? I'm gonna be honest with you, if you're genuinely crazy I'm glad they didn't let you join.

What do you lance?

Do you ever dream about holding down the trigger?

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why do you rate long hair if you're not an nco

your flak also looks a pog issue. is that why?

Jokes on you. They let me in the Army and I served my 4. They just won't let me reenlist because I was having fun cleaning up while all the other fucks were complaining.

It’s harder here to get into the defence force than it is to get into university

Your stance on the jewish question?

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