/brit/

sorry dont speak ebonics

I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY
IIIII WANT IT THAAAAAAT WAY

do you speak ebonics

did a coked up slot sesh on my phone when i got in last night, got up to £400 and started doing £50 spins for some reason

overall net profit: -£1200

FUCK

theyre ugly, too much drama

DOWN IN DIXIEEEEE
[Hey Hey Hey]

you had fun though, and that's all that matters

alri seasidemark

Imagine the smell.

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can you tell me what the attraction is to playing slots? my mates are always banging on about them but it just seems like a massive waste of money to me

just sent this to my wife

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maybe you're ugly and too much drama too

regular gambling is the most runty self-destructive pastime

you win a bit and then you want to keep going, especially if you're pissed and more liable to making bad decision (there's a reason pokies are almost always in pubs)

why

youtube.com/watch?v=sMXM-8Qxo6g
wish we had papa johns

I'm not going to Britain what do you care

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambling#Psychological_biases

never drank, never gambled, never did illicit drugs

anime

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white power

>reviewbrah
reddit

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can't believe henry cavill is playing a slav. he looks nothing like a slav

coffee to wake me up
tea to calm me down

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someone needs to crush the insects

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heart gold was the peak of pokemon

Did people used to think George Michael wasn't gay during the Wake me up before you go go and Club Tropicana days? both are choons

youtu.be/pIgZ7gMze7A

the only gripe i had with gen 5 is that you can't catch the old pokemon until you've finished the game

Celtic power

I can't even tell the difference between white British people and Slavs

coming home from copenhagen today
6/10
decent city but a bit too clean and nice for me. I honestly prefer when a city has its rough parts, this place is too perfect

is it bad for a 24 year old to chat up an 18 year old?

it's gen 4 you spastic

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there is none, we are both alcoholic and blonde

i know that retard
im saying that it went downhill after gen 4

did a bit of rearranging
the feng-shui of my room has increased tenfold

she's chatting me up I feel bad ignoring her

assembling a poo

no it didn't

is may the worst PM we've ever had?

Told myself last night that I will not go on /brit/ today
FUCK

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There's probably some literal who from the 19th century who was a slight bit shitter than her

tony blair
may is dumb and awkward but she hasn’t actively fucked the country

I fancy older women.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZHsfIDl7ONo

seriously, how the fuck did they get away with this album cover?

noscope
blackscope
quickscope
hardscope

nonce enabler

youtube.com/watch?v=IoudNeAMw2k

Women can't be nonces

lads do i put £600 on blackjack to try and cancel out my losses? i only need to hit like 18 realistically and then ill be break even i feel like fucking shit i cant afford to be down £1200 i dont get paid til the end of the month

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degenerate gambler

youtube.com/watch?v=YJft6_5hlGo

better to double down, then you get double the returns

based and truepilled
just like women can't be rapists

Throw enough good money after bad and you'll come out on top, i think that's how the idiom goes.

take out a wonga loan and put it on black

>truepilled

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try your luck mate it's only money

hey bro please answer:

literally the sunk cost fallacy in action

My god you're a fucking idiot, my life might be a complete waste of existence but at least i can take comfort in the fact i'll never be a coked up deano chasing losses gambling away my wages. Hope you lose everything you stupid cunt

what's taking so long

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day 2 nofap
so horny its painful

autismo yank has taken to larping as a negro

As long as you can handle the banter i'd say so.

FUCKKKKK I LOST

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i probably have a higher IQ than you

how do some people seriously still not understand that casino games are rigged so that the casino always turns a profit overall? the chances of getting lucky and actually breaking even is like winning the lottery.

real black people wouldn't ask that question

Put that 22 on a single number and you can still get it back.

actual spak

lachlan is probably the most interesting autist as of late, so many gimmicks intertwined at once (nurses, underage girls, celts etc)

screeching

take out a payday loan, all you need is one big score to cover the loss

use the 22 to buy acid and drink it for thinking anyone on here gives a shit

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wonga

it's about chasing a high really nothing else

fuck my life

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glad there are laws here that prevent retards from ruining their lives by gambling online

youtube.com/watch?v=dRHetRTOD1Q

miss doing blow 2bh

the female's definition of a gentleman is an attractive man who turned her down. ugly men cannot be gentleman

women love brutes lad

people still do gamble online here though