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Time to spend entire Sunday on EU4

i'm gonna play Divinty Original Sin 2 all day

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I´m having fun playing Dungeons 3

awaken, dummies!

I AM BORED I WANT FRIENDS!!!!!

I have awoken

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me with gf

just changed dipped beams my car
people kept telling me that i would need to take off front bumper and that it would take me an hour to change them
did it in like 3 minutes without taking anything off
fucking retards

got i am so sick of people pretending that they love this vegetable

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Anyone know a song that's mastered in such a way that's it fun to listen to it with headphones leftside-right?

I'm your fren, fren

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Does any of you want to trade places with Spain. Need new comfy neighbour.

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There's a new hot meme about how some people don't have internal monologues, they are called NPCs

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Yes, I'm well aware. I'd prefer not to bring it into this thread, but obviously can't stop anyone from doing so.
t. NPC

damn
this cucumber sprite is pretty good

>some people don't have internal monologues
normies?

sounds like an Jow Forums shit

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what a beast wtf someone shoot it

Quite good

how do you feel about your condition?

confused, scared, possibly angry

okay [end dialogue]

>t*Rks are defending engineers getting minimum wage after graduation (5000 czk)
its over

>out with friends
>i'm super talkative, funny, social, interesting and positive

>out with a girl
>negative, whiny, boring, have nothing to talk about

What is the evolutionary reason for acting like a complete idiot in front of pretty girls?

turks are not very smart

you are nervous

What is the evolutionary reason for being nervous?

somehow you can't see a girl as a friend first and foremost, and then you can't bee yourself

you don't talk to women as often as you do with men, which makes you nervous since talking to a girl is unexplored territory to you

5 years ago my parents made 160000 czk month
with todays inflation they barely make 36000

from being sl*V(e)master to begging to marry a sl*V(e) women so i can get permit to open kebabshop in sl*V(e)lands

>What is the evolutionary reason for acting like a complete idiot in front of pretty girls?

nature thinks you are not good material for reproduction

>you can't see a girl as a friend
none of us can lad

what i meant is that his issue might be that he sees girls as a walking talking receptacle for his benis and not as a person who he can have an innocent chat with
>none of us can lad
yes you can, i am not special in any way and i can, all it takes is some willpower, stop making excuses

gg wp no re easy

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>13k of canons

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>dont leave house for several days
>get sick
good shit lads

I understand how anxiety works, i just don't understand why it is there in the first place. There is some advantage to every aspect of human behavior, some reason why we developed that aspect in the first place. What is the advantage of acting like a complete retard in stressful situations?

I actually can do that, i got lots of female friends, but they are just that, just friends. Whenever i meet some girl that i might actually be interested in, i start acting like a fucking idiot and ruin any chances i had

>tfw probably won't ever touch a female
why even live? whats the purpose of my life?

>taking off the front bumper to change dipped beams
what

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fear of the unknown

exactly
saw comments on youtube videos about it too
either those people are retarded or they were trying to meme me

your theory doesnt work when i got anxious for all my years in school and that was routine af

not everything is an advantage
if a bad trait didn't lower the chances of reproduction too much, it got passed on

You don't understand what i'm asking.
There is a reason for everything we do, including sweating, being horny, being angry, having zips, literally everything. What am i asking is what is the reason for anxiety and the actual incompetence that stems from it.

I don't think you understand evolution

>I don't think you understand evolution
i don't think you do
evolution is not some character creator where you min-max your traits

the reason for anxiety is not knowing what can happen to us in a situation in which we are not in control, literally fear of the unknown

And its also not a process where a multi-billion species would share the same trait "just because"

You still got no idea what i am asking and i don't know how to explain my question any better. I think you don't realize that even fear and its consequences have their evolutionary reason for existence.

simply put, the evolutionary reason for anxiety to exist is so you don't fucking die from stupid shit you don't know anything about

multi-billion is irrelevant since we reached those numbers long after natural selection and evolution was relevant

>brave man sees a cave
>walks in
>gets mauled by a bear
>dies and haves no offspring

>man with anxiety sees a cave
>thinks it's too dangerous
>lives to mate
>has offspring

here is a reason for anxiety to exist

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just go to crowded bus
girls will have to touch you!
t. girl grinded on my dick when she had to get off at busstop

Hello frens. Laying in my comfy bed right now.

>This is his first time winning a war againts Ming
>He didn't annexed Ming before
>He didn't had all of India, Russia, and Persia as his tributaries

user.. I..

>open gmail to check out new emails
>booking.com
>"Hey user, why not suicide on your next holiday?"
>read it again
>"Hey user, why not use Sunday to decide on your next holiday?"
hmm

where do i get shy pink hair ahegao gf

you don't want that kind of person as your gf

Let me make this clear. I am NOT CHEATING on hubby. He knows I'm doing this stuff. We kind of fall into the hotwife/ nonmonogamy category. We bother can see others in a sexual sense.

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>barely ever go anywhere by bus
>when I do, without a fail every time a 7-10/10 sits next to me
You will not fool me, Shaitan

>someone sits next to you

must be nice

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>waiting for rohlik.cz delivery
>realize the driver dude is going to judge me hard for ordering mostly ready made meals
>start rationalizing it away by telling myself I'm not the only bachelor having their groceries delivered and it's not like I ordered shittons of cheap booze
>still want to kys myself tho

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is it the Cardiff slowvak from ylilauta in the pic?

I don't think he gives a fuck

>>realize the driver dude is going to judge me hard for ordering mostly ready made meals
but why.
Even getting a fucking kebab is better

nah its bergay

>realize the driver dude is going to judge me hard for ordering mostly ready made meals
he really isnt going to do that
and if by a miracle he does who cares lol
youre the guy who can order and pay for a bunch of food
he is the guy who delivers your things to your doorstep

this ťbh
I've brigádacucked for dáme jídlo last summer and from the second delivery onward customers were just an address to drive to and hand over the food.
no "having hungry friends over, eh? :)))" like muricans often ask

the courier doesnt know whats in the bags most of the time, neither does he care lad
t. worked there

ENOUGH

is anyone else assburger enough to change seats in bus when person sitting next to you coughs sneezes or is a female

>only a few seats free on bus
>no one sits next to me
>eventually people choose to stand rather sitting next to me
hurts my feelings everytime

>sit in a train
>mother with kids sits close to me
>her kids are unruly spawns of satan and she deems facebook to be more important than taking care of her kids
>too beta to sit somewhere else

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>came back to LT from UA
>going from Kaunas to my town
>it goes from bus station, to airport and then to the rest of the stations
>a blonde Lithuanian woman with dark skinned arab/pakistani looking guy get onto the bus
>they look rich, probably going back to London or something, the guy sounded British
>no more free seats left, there are only two, one free next to me and one free next to guy opposite to me so they can't sit together
>she starts looking for two joined free seats
>tell her that I can sit with the other guy so that she can sit with her hubby
>tells me it's okay, tells the husband to sit elsewhere and sits next to me instead
>"he's gonna be okay with sitting there"
>stylish, elegant, well mannered and really sexy
>engages in small talk with me, doesnt even talk to her husband
>bus stops at airport, they start leaving
>"alright, now you'll have more space for yourself haha, bye"
pretty good

>"he's gonna be okay with sitting there"

what a fucking beta man hahahaha

i would never ever let my girlfriend more than 5cm away from me in any public space (BASED)

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>extremist christian neighbour is screaming at his son again

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lmao

there was a whole class of teenage girls in bus and 3 sit next to me and opposite, I had to leave next stop because spaghetti was unbearable

>i would never ever let my girlfriend more than 5cm away from me in any public space (BASED)
the obsessed lonely virgin post

>i would never ever let my girlfriend more than 5cm away from me in any public space
maybe that's why you no longer have a gf

Ottoman expansion blocked off by Mamluk - Ramazan - Persia superalliance. This shit never happens when I play even remotely close to that region.
>This is his first time winning a war againts Ming
how did you end up with this conclusion?
I did plenty of World Conquest runs before

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>tfw no slovak gf

why do you want tatran gf?

what do you mean by extremist?

come here and you can choose one
wimin love foreigners

he is a hardcore christian, goes to church every sunday. Sometimes I can see him and his family praying through the window, he also likes to scream at his son Prokop a lot

thats not extremist thats devoted
+ his son has a Gay name

whatever, the point is that he's nuts

prokop is the ultimate christian name

I met a girl named Bogna, opinions?

well his son might be a massive disappointment. How old is the son?

name sounds weird.