Stop jerking of to imaginary women (male) edition
/ausnz/
Dylan Cook
Elijah Bennett
why hasn't Australia annexed New Zealand yet?
Angel Ross
What would be the point? Half of them live here anyway
Kevin Adams
so you can take all their Lord of the Rings money
Oliver Turner
We Don't want Peter Jackson. Strange man
Jace Jenkins
i declare this thread STRAIGHT
gays go home NOW
Luis Collins
I think Heavenly Creatures is better than any Australian movie 2bh.
Grayson Morris
Hello lads. Haven't been on the internet today, except for now.
Dylan Wright
Please buy The Lord of the Rings extended edition on Blu-Ray.
Support The New Zealand economy.
Oliver Martinez
They are at home though?
Two Hands is pretty good but dated
Pirating it right now desu
Adrian Cox
honestly after the trainwreck that was the Hobbit trilogy I refuse to buy it and will pirate instead
Carter Kelly
>Pirating it right now desu
You're a cruel cold man.
I'll be going without beer this summer if you don't buy it.
Would you really deprive a friend of his drink...?
Just buy it.
Joseph Robinson
No
Andrew Reed
You'll regret this Portugal, you've made a very dangerous enemy today.
Samuel Smith
>buying ANYTHING
Good one
Christian Foster
STOP DRAGGING OUT STORIES TO MAKE CGI FEST TRILOGIES
it's terrible!
you bastards even made Gandalf cry!
Evan Rivera
You can be a economic migrant. I'll buy you a beer
This besides hardware
Jacob Long
>kiwis! lotr! xD
Easton Nguyen
Not you too....
>STOP DRAGGING OUT STORIES TO MAKE CGI FEST TRILOGIES
No, never!
Just buy them!
What are some good Portuguese movies that you would share?
Levi Moore
Nice finn or bad finn?
Make better movies
Jordan Wilson
>Nice finn or bad finn?
Has there ever been a nice finn.
The answer is no.
>Make better movies
I'm not in charge of that department, but I'll send your message along.
Justin Bailey
The finn who talked about honey was passable as human
And thank you. Also can you slit Orlando Bloom's throat next time he turns up?
Alexander Phillips
I don't watch much cinema, sorry I can't make a recommendation
Connor Phillips
The Shapes series has Portugal in it
Benjamin Nelson
I'll see what I can do, but I can't promise anything.
Fair enough.
I'm not too into it either, I just thought I'd never seen a Portuguese move before...
Then again I don't watch much non-english stuff so thats not too surprising.
Asher Martin
Fucking useless
Anthony Gonzalez
what are they gonna do when they take over, increase my bennies?
Nathaniel Walker
Why do you want him dead anyway?
Aiden Clark
Bring in work for the dole
Sexual pleasure
Parker Reed
This place hit a new low so quick
Ryan Rodriguez
Gonna go have a shower.
Don't think I'm comfortable with killing a man for someone else sexual gratification.
Would be a different story if you sent some shekels my way...
Then leave.
Jose Hernandez
Eh I already promised you a beer. Bit demanding don't you think?
Joseph Flores
Anyone here play PUBG? Thinking about joining the normie bandwagon.
Evan Anderson
How 'bout you leave?
Charles Hill
Well.. how about two beers?
I've PLAYED it, I don't actively play it though.
Pretty fun if you're into that sort of thing.
Charles Anderson
...
Noah Moore
Is it fun to play by yourself or is it a group thing?
Adam Myers
Yeah alright then. You're paying for the taxi home though
Gavin Martinez
It is fun by yourself but only for a short time, it's much more fun in a group.
Deal.
Jackson Roberts
>they pay for taxi
Why don’t just put the knife to their neck and get a ride for free?
Jason Brooks
Don't have my knife license.
Nolan Green
>russian skirt enthusiast is trying to get laughs by playing tough again
Jayden Rodriguez
I'd expect this sort of behaviour from some who illegally downloads things.
Noah Price
>finshit is talking shit
I don’t get it
Tyler Gonzalez
Make sure he's in his legolas makeup
Hunter Clark
So, this is the general of my people. Pathetic.
Brody Lopez
Yes, fitting.
Nathaniel Roberts
>pathetic
(You)
Charles James
Wanna take a nice shit in the shower while letting a nurse laugh at your penor or something?
Easton Young
holy shit the russian is still trying
Jordan Anderson
>Expecting sense from a finn
lol
Might be a bit hard seeing as the movies are down.
Liam Gonzalez
>down.
Done...
Frick.
James Sanchez
>fingol is still buttblasted about something only he knows
Evan Lee
Ah yes, foolish of me.
Carter Brooks
Just pick some shit up from kmart and try your best mate
Andrew Nelson
subversive cunts
very noice
Eli Rivera
I'm looking at lewd things & I've just got a boner.
Justin Green
MUST RESIST THE URGE TO FAP TILL FAMILY ASLEEP.
William Gonzalez
3 days of not fapping it's going to be a good one. Haha.
Henry Ross
what kind of lewd things do you like
Asher Barnes
Brayden King
why is a girl telling me what to do knowing that girls can fuck whoever they want?
Hudson Rogers
I WANT SEX!
Henry Parker
ew that's gross weird monkey!
Jaxson Gomez
Go have sex then? It isn't that hard to do nowadays
Ryder Clark
10pm on a sunday? He might find it rare to find a hookup
Hudson Jones
Sunday's pretty much a no go for anyone, unless they're desperate. use a dating app, I hear it works wonders
Jacob Myers
Kevin Sanchez
>finns are stuuupid because some act like the retards in here
those shitskin genetics hitting you hard i see
Ethan Carter
you sound cute. we should meet!
Juan Butler
Ethan Russell
>fingol gets triggered over his own posts
Fascinating, but you can't just wash off something like that
Samuel Parker
xD
Asher Edwards
>Finn is still posting
Dominic Russell
how do I become a nice and chill poster like all of you gaybois?
Ryan Thomas
D:
Thomas Howard
Don't worry he's just tsundere like all finns
Jordan Green
Have now wrapped myself in my blankets, comfy as all hell.
Daniel Barnes
based
stay comfy kiwi bro
James Russell
It's gotta come from the soul, if you're nice and chill for real it'll come through.
Liam Green
How old are you?
Thomas Miller
i'm 43 and looking for a bf
Christopher Johnson
Leo Parker
Good morning lads.
William Fisher
Hello, how are you?
Carson Peterson
great! thanks for asking matey
Dominic Wood
?
Gavin Russell
Well I guess it is morning...
Nicholas Campbell
Hello, how is Monday?
Cameron Garcia
Cold, the sun isn't up yet.