/brit/

this really is a shit gimmick
sort yourself out

"Sweetie, wake up! What are you doing in my bed honey?" was the first thing I heard the next morning as I woke to Daddy gently shaking my shoulder.

"Oh Daddy," I murmured while stretching and moving so the silk sheet slid below my breasts, my ruby tipped nipples immediately jumping erect. "I had a nightmare Daddy, a terrible nightmare," I said in a little girl's voice as I leaned over towards him, letting him feel my nipple brush against his chest.

"But honey, Jesus" he started to protest, his eyes raking over my firm, ripe teenage body.

"But what Daddy?" I interrupted, suddenly remembering how I had awoken late in the night and felt Daddy's big shaft pumping a nocturnal emission of rich, white sauce across my bum and thighs.

"You're not,... I mean you're not dressed Steffie, you're naked," he complained with a catch in his voice.

"I always sleep nude now Daddy, just like you," I said smiling. "I love feeling the soft silk against my skin," I added, feeling now the caked stickiness that still hung on my back and thighs, Daddy's sperm coating me.

"You're my daughter sweetie. You know people wouldn't understand you sleeping naked in your father's bed."

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what is the answer to the german question?

>sicily
wait wat?

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hm

nice

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ah yes im sure this opposition of putin that claimed pollitical asylum in the UK after being vocal with his putin criticisms was killed by london gangsters, nothing related to putin or russia at all i'm sure

yes

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imagine spending money on haplo and dna autism just to post a gimmick for a week

just takes longer to process your extra chromosome lad

do not much like women

East Germany was the best Germany because it was the most brutal regime for the German people themselves

have a celt surname and i fucking hate it

>britfeel

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a return to the independent balkanised states as they existed in the holy roman empire

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Nary a photon.

what the fuck

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go to a doctor, get your testosterone levels checked

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youtube.com/watch?v=8b4MZjMVgdk

Am I celt if we have red bears in the family?

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virgin gamer woman hater

wonder what I would look like on HRT

*confused scooby doo noise*

Could crush you with my balls alone

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Recent academic studies suggest Celts originated in Ireland Britian Iberia and then conquered there way all across France Germany into even Greece and Turkey get fucked g*rmanic

>holy
>roman
>empire

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probably like this faggot:

>you now realise that normies are actual retards

yeah that's why celtic nations are found throughout europe

remember pretenting to be a girl online to watch lads wank on webcam?

>little man syndrome
get a grip on reality m8

Wasn't Dublin built by Germanics

no freaik

Rate my Celt dna

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want mac miller back

not our fault the romans conquered and assimilated most of them

hate professors hate poonigversities hate students

>the bbc
ah yes, very impressive

Anyone who donates to women online should be lined up and shot

“Only the disciplined mind can see reality, Winston. You believe that reality is something objective, external, existing in its own right. You also believe that the nature of reality is self-evident. When you delude yourself into thinking that you see something, you assume that everyone else sees the same thing as you. But I tell you, Winston, that reality is not external. Reality exists in the human mind, and nowhere else. Not in the individual mind, which can make mistakes, and in any case soon perishes: only in the mind of the Party, which is collective and immortal. Whatever the Party holds to be the truth, is truth. It is impossible to see reality except by looking through the eyes of the Party. That is the fact that you have got to relearn, Winston. It needs an act of self-destruction, an effort of the will. You must humble yourself before you can become sane.’

He paused for a few moments, as though to allow what he had been saying to sink in.

‘Do you remember,’ he went on, ‘writing in your diary, “Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four”?’

‘Yes,’ said Winston.

O’Brien held up his left hand, its back towards Winston, with the thumb hidden and the four fingers extended.

‘How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?’

‘Four.’

‘And if the party says that it is not four but five–then how many?’

‘Four.’

The word ended in a gasp of pain. The needle of the dial had shot up to fifty-five. The sweat had sprung out all over Winston’s body. The air tore into his lungs and issued again in deep groans which even by clenching his teeth he could not stop. O’Brien watched him, the four fingers still extended. He drew back the lever. This time the pain was only slightly eased.

‘How many fingers, Winston?’

‘Four.’

The needle went up to sixty.

‘How many fingers, Winston?’

‘Four! Four! What else can I say? Four!’

i am a TVRK

lachlan deserves to be strapped down to a hospital bed and have his tiny cock laughed at by nurses until he dies of shock

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How is that possible?

total virgin retard knob?

lachlan deserves a medal for his services to /brit/ and Jow Forums

the anglo fears the celt

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>the Irish poster is here again

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shut up virgin

fuck off yank second yank posters come thread goes to shit FOY

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lachie's cock

link to the rest

no u

how HERE'S an irish post worth its bandwidth

Now repeat after me:
Trans women are women.
Diversity is our strength.
Islam is a religion of peace.
Race is a social construct.
A gendered pay gap exists.
White men benefit from privilege and white supremacy.

My job at the hospital will allow me to keep tabs on nurses. If a nurse misbehaves, the nurse gets reported. Nurses let their personal relationships cloud their judgment and because of that the workplace quickly becomes toxic. It is my duty to rid the healthcare sector of this cancer.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZBDc1EkUS0s

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>TBBT
>PS3 with no gaems
>shoes indoors

This picture is revolting.

Remember I hated Corrie as a kid because mum would always tape it and watch it in the morning before school so I couldn't watch cartoons

Woke as FUCK

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should I go see an escort for my birthday lads?

im a virgin freak i was going to call her now and shes the only escort close to me

itd probably only be an expensive wank

youtube.com/watch?v=e8sPaesPOiU
the 18th-century boomer's choice
I find european cooking from the 17th and 18th centuries really fascinating
how they grapple with and integrate ingredients from the columbian exchange as well as oriental trade routes

dunno whats up with that nontransparent bg smfh

Watching Face/off lads

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Are sheed

yanks don't have an ounce of creativity because Richard Nixon sapped them dry through demonic processes and sold their creativity to the Moloch

the idea of a woman cheating on me seems very traumatic and emasculating
can't imagine any man who truly is a man being comfortable with their woman running off and fucking some joe schmoe

>black man in a long term marriage with kids
He's not worried because if she does cheat she'll immediately become one of the millions of single black mothers.

giz a pic of her

BASED and redpilled.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celtiberians

The best part of /Brit/ is when everyone posts tweets from random literally who's and browns

spent the day at the beach lads

really really lovely day if you ask me, just need a gf

I think I like this nigger

He's right you know

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code

i read aloud

>giving your DNA to a company owned by GSK so you can brag on Jow Forums for only being 18% paki

Absolute STATE

no, doesn't count

based rasheed

>.m.
shan't

greeks and romans used to drink chilled wine vinegar with fruit in it, a sort of proto-sangria
sounds pretty disgusting to me

no one disagrees

I FUCKING HATE BEING ALIVE

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literotica.com/s/daddy-i-whispered

dialing the janman right now