(((/Crypto Haiku/)))

>Satoshi is bull
>No bull can run forever
>Satoshi is bear

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Bull mode engage!

>Neo is jewish
>Bitconnect live forever
>LINK bags make huge fags

>My bags are heavy
>My mind is empty of thot
>Weightlessness soul crush

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>He has good kneepads
>2 dollars a night, no food
>True wealth builds in mind

>One, nothing wrong with
>Me. Two, nothing wrong with me.
>Three, nothing wrong with

>John McAfee, shill me
>Pump this shitcoin 10 percent
>Moon my life up f a m

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>Jow Forums is never right
>there are no left turns online
>Jow Forums still wrong anyway

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LINKY STAYS STINKY!
THOUSAND DOLLARS END OF YEAR!
OH FUCK, EXIT SCAM!

>my wrists they ache
>fomo keeps me anchored here
>if sold it may moon

OP is homo
the taste of semen he loves
eternal faggot

>proto shitcoin moon
>many try to take the throne
>he is a good dog

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>Have a reddit gold,
>Penis depository.
>Your mom must be proud.

the jew amongst us
lightning network is his name
gas the bankers now

fuck your mum nigger
i bet shes full of black cum
your dad is a cuck

>everything is green
>i am about to make it
>everything is red

dear buy chainlink now
sir you can be rich on this
please do the needful

>He pays insta thots
>He talks to them about life
>Also no u fag

i get mad pussy
virgin boy is angry now
this thread is just us

>Grandma doesn't count
>Muh dick gets me free Big Macs
>It is indeed slow

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i need a shit now
this adventure has been fun
may gains come to you

checked and kekd my man
the wait will be worth its weight
bull enters tea shop

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>This made me kek hard
>Linkies are delusional
>I pray for their sake

>Turns out we won't make
>it goes like sand through our
>fingers turn bright pink.

A runon hiaku poem

>This, a toptier thread
>Seldseen by the likes of Jow Forums
>It's bumped, and lives on

>Satoshi is bear
>Bears will always hibernate
>Satoshi is bull