/brit/

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somewhere there's a man who will pay to wank to anything

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I just go my order in today. I bought a brownie along with a bottle of pee. I’ve never eaten shit or drank piss before so I’m starting off slow. The first thing I did was break off a piece of the brownie. I could tell right away there was a piece of shit in the chocolate. I put in my mouth and just let it sit there for a bit before I started chewing. It’s even more amazing then I had hoped. The chocolate of the brownie and earthly flavor of the shit is so good together. I had a bit of trouble making myself swallow it, but I managed. I then tried the piss. It has a light, slightly salty taste and is really good. Again I had trouble swallowing. I gagged because I guess my body knows I’m not suppose to be consuming them. Still I’ve never been so turned on. I am going to take my time and enjoy them a little at a time. Maybe I will work of the nerve to buy she shit and try it directly.

imaging being a solicitor filing the articles of incorporation for loverachelle2.com

Unitoil tomorrow

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mate what are you doing

mad to think how powerful the /b/-Jow Forums-Jow Forums triumvirate actually is. from solving mysteries to electing blumpf. what will they do next?

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>doing some scenes from Richard III

ah yes how the 1% live i don't even fucking know who richard iii was

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>commie LARPers trying to co-opt the german marching choon / anime aesthetic popularized by Jow Forumstards
cringe

go nonce another 15 year old student you failure

wonder if there's crazy women willing to pay for this stuff from supple young boys like myself

he's a character from shakespeare

cucked

virgin freaks

I received rachelle’s shit in the mail. After waiting anxiously for it to make its way over the Atlantic and I have to say as soon as I picked it up from the mail depot. I tore the package open so I could smell it. And it was strong. I drove all the way home smelling what was coming from the parcel. Getting hard from every sniff. As soon as I got home. I ripped the parcel open and out came the smell. It was very strong at first. Probably due to its hot journey. It filled my nose. I couldn’t resist. I shoved my nose straight into it. Touching myself. I then grabbed it and played with it. Running it up my hard penis. I stuck my mouth into it firstly breathing it it before eating it like it was porridge. Wanting myself with it while sniffing and eating it. I then cum all over the remainder of her shit. By then after playing with it for so long and mixing it up was like melted Ice cream. And I slurped the rest up. If it was possible. I’d pay rachelle to shit directly into my mouth every day. Amazing buy

mad how people think brexit will actually happen

mad to think I'm doing a poo

>belgian beer

*observes your posts*

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fuck off posh twat

ben shapiro is the top result if you look up serena williams on twitter

Dung munching cretin

I'm not even a communist, but you realize that if these liberal pinkos got their wish and actually achieved socialism they'd end up in the Gulag smashing rocks ASAP

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>girl sells poo
>no one bats an eye
>I sell poo
>"WOAH, VIRGIN FREAK!!! GET OUT OF YOUR BASEMENT WEIRDO!!"
double standards baka.

every day there's something new, brexit is our own trump

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>off to the rock climbing gym

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ben shapiro OBLITERATES a palestinian children's hospital WITH FACTS

hmm ah yes new word filters.

mad how working class brexiters think the rich wouldn't allow brexit to erupt into chaos when we already know people like jacob rees mogg has contingency plans to protect his wealth overseas

Absolutely disgusting that these people you probably pass them on the street

the ACMPfu

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if they don't go through with brexit, trump should arm the leave voters

>drool in container
>sell for 19.99$

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It's mad how people look at you like you're an alien if you're not on your phone whilst on the tube/train.

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what are they?
sneed's feed and seed
formerly chuck's

Stop this please lad it makes me angry

reckon most of the world could get nuked and I wouldn't care

Mental how I've had tinnitus and haven't offed myself yet.

>bleed out your front bum
>sell for 29.99$

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Bet you're one of those cunts who tries to make smalltalk

why brit is so fast

in love with my mates ex-gf
she's an overweight ginger 5/10 but she still makes my dick diamonds
help

good people of /brit/, never come to the USA

youtube.com/watch?v=UHntsxoguHM

>Stop this please lad it makes me angry

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Fucking stop you little cunt
We get it

*smashes your 56 conker*

heh nothin personnel kid

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cos every man and his dog knows english

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take your pills tim, stop getting mad at text on the computer screen.

Like anything of marxist origin it's been perverted by shlomo to appeal to the masses.
(In this case: minorities, women and effeminate white men with no cultural identity)
It's not Stalin's ship the kikes and faggots to siberia socalism.
It's the real thing this time man. They swear it is.

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So... Multiculturalism destroyed what being British meant and so you need Ethnic-Nationalism to revitalize the roots of your Culture?

reckon i could sell my smegma to some female incels for a fine profit.

nice buzzwords

what does it mean to be brazilian? like big bums and chopping down trees?
jog on

take a hike, pardo

Fact is: Anime and video games are for gimps.

bumble is trying to tempt into paying by saying people have liked me and I can see them if I pay

So pointless because they probably won't even message me if we match

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really hate icon cards on fifa ut

literally ruins the game for me.

Stalking my half-cousin once removed

god can you imagine being Tim's neighbour
*BRRRNGG BRRRRNGGGGGG BRRNNNGGGGGG BRRNRNNGGGGGG*
blablablablaschoochietmswymperblablablamessingmeabout I am being abused in this country blablabla I want to be a united states citizen
*BRRRRRRNGGGG BRRRRRRNNNNGGG BRRRNNNNNNNNGG*
*sings poorly*
*plays the piano poorly*

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your "country" is only one in a name, Untermensch.

it takes a village

what is the brnng part referring to

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/brit/ is a rorke general

loud amplified guitar

The chimping over Serena has been mental

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>when you get called out for being a privileged neo liberal live on tv

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ah yes i made an int related thread and it gets deleted
why do i even bother

>fuck ALL white people
>wtf, why don't white people like us?

ah yes i see
fuck off Jow Forumsposter youre not welcome here
Jow Forumsposters are some of the most unfunny and cringy on the site

Her coach has admitted he broke the rules though

Facts are meaningless to professional victims

Alri Becky

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Fuck’s sake, the trees are looking slightly autumnal. Not ready for summer to go yet

Stalin was good because he prevented the revolution from spiralling out of control with more and more radicals infighting and is the only reason the Soviet Union lasted as long as it did.
of course people will be shipped out to the territories, that's the entire point, doing away with silly romanticism and cutting out the chaff
the best thing about socialism is it always inevitably evolves into a strict militaristic autocracy due to the weak being pushed aside and the strong making use of the """egalitarian""" systems to grasp power

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black babies in white wombs
white babies in black wombs
this is the future and it is wonderful

The girl who won is blasian

twitter.com/RussInCheshire/status/1038480321711403010?s=19

Thoughts?

Boris Johnson on former colonial countries
“The Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving piccaninnies.”

*blocks your path*

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whats ACMP

These people literally call themselves gods, queens, kings, etc. You can't reason with them. You don't live near them,so you'll never experience something so loathsome

Think I’m not even going to be bothering to click on that link

The human ego has spiralled out of control due to social media

And my baby in khazar wombs, and that's a good thing

I don't get it.