How do you compare to the average American male?

5'9" six-incher reporting in

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When I was 15 I could do more push ups, pull ups and crunches than now. Most people can as their body weight is far lower at age 15

>that pic
>body fat is 17.6%

>874$ annually on (((vitamins))) (which are useless to take unless prescribed for deficiencies)

WTF, no wonder Americans are poor.

Most of us here are of average weight. I can do like 20 pull ups but I'm a skinny boi. Image the average 300 kg Amerimonstrosity, how they even manage one is beyond me.

>I'm dyel
>flexed bicep is bigger

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I'll bite:

>Height
About the same, maybe a fraction smaller.
>Chest
A lot smaller, but I've not measured.
>Bodyfat
Last time I had it measured it was 31%, but I look thin because I have a small frame and basically zero muscle
>Biceps
Never measured but undoubtedly smaller
>Penis size
Smaller. I'd rather not specify,
>Amount spent on vitamins/supplements annually
Far less. Occasionally I'll buy protein shakes/bars when I go to the gym (which isn't often).
>Hanging clothes on fitness equipment
Nope, I don't have a home gym and even if I did I wouldn't hang clothes on it.
>Resting heart rate
95 last time I checked..
>hours of exercise per week
Less, unless you count walking, in which case more because I walk about 45 mins per day
>Fat gained
I haven't tracked.
>Pullups
I can't even do 1 these days. Too embarrassed to practice in the gym I go to.
>Life expectancy
Probably less based on my current health.
>Age when in best shape
Younger. I was probably my best around 18.
>Time to run a mile
I've never done that so I don't know
>Pounds of muscle loss
No idea, but I doubt it's possible for me to lose much more
To be fair on Yanks, I could do over 10 pullups when I was a teenager too. Now I'm 24 and I struggle to even do 1.

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>12 minutes mile average
AVERAGE

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>30% bodyfat
>I look thin
The delusions is real

to be honest, the average male in the west is a chubby 50yo boomer or worse

>Height
5 inches taller
>chest size
same (40")
>body fat
somewhere in the mid 20s
>biceps
same size
>waist size
37"
>penis size
6.5"
>am i fit
not yet
>amount spent on vitamins/supplements annually
$0
>home gym master race
nope
>resting heart rate
60
>hours per week of exercise
2
>amount of fat/muscle gained each year
hard to say. I've lost 51lbs this year and 60lbs last year
>number of pullups
still too fat/dyel to do one unassisted. getting close though
>best shape of my life
I'm unironically in the best shape of my adult life right now. I've been fat since I was a kid
>mile time
haven't tried in years
>sex session
around 10-20 minutes depending on what we're doing
>hotel porn viewing time
I've never done this

It's true, I wear 30" waist trousers with belt and my arms are like twigs. It's actually pretty annoying because people don't believe it and try and encourage me to eat more.

no wonder the USA has such a huge inferiority complex and the tendency to overcompensate

>American male
>1 pull up
Totally Burgerland

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>The average American in his 20s can bench more than his bodyweight but can only do 33 push-ups in a minute
How do they get these weird, imbalanced stats?

>weight
225
>height
6'
>chest
I'm almost 3' wide at the shoulder, so probably wider than 40"
>body fat
haven't measured accurately in some time. Maybe 19?
>biceps
larger. Most of my job is lifting and moving things
>waist
38"
>penis
6-7"
>considering myself fit
no
>resting heart rate
60... for the most part I can use it as a clock
>sex
average is probably about 15-20mins. With enough whiskey in me I can go almost indefinitely

I need to eat better. With an actual diet and workout routine, I could probably be a fairly lean 200-220. My hips and ass wouldn't allow for a 34" pant. It's already denim-to-bone as it is.

>2500m in cooper
I can do 3k

>12 mins to run 1 mile

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Wait a mile isnt 2500 it's 1600. Fuck this Imperial system.

egolifts. everybody in my gym benches.

I've never seen anybody else do squats or deads, for example

But benching more than your bodyweight should allow you to do more push-ups than that unless you literally have "gets tired climbing stairs" cardio levels, which shouldn't be possible for a 168lb man in his 20s.

It's not all the same muscles.

Think of it like benching in a smith machine. You'll get really good at benching in the smith machine, but you'll lack the stabilizing muscles so if you did it free weight, you wouldn't be able to lift as much.

Is 5.08 in erect?
Most soft ones I've seen are 2-4 in.

how many soft penii have you seen?

Shorter
Not a dicklet
Can do more than 8 pull ups
Smaller waist
Orgasm lasts longer but takes less time
Yeah erect but soft can be 4-5" too

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Wait
1 mile is 1.6km
>12 min
???
What the fuck
I'm not in shape and I run 1.5x that much in less time.

>height
>dick size
All very memeable and probably due to hispanics and asian pulling the average down but...
>12:17 to run a mile
What the fuck, that's actually pathetic

At least 10 pull ups
And get fucking used to metrics

Jesus fuck is this page just supposed to make every single person reading it feel better or what.