As american as apple pie

Our apple pie looks different

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We would probably call that a "cobbler". Looks delicious.

Strudel is better

It is. That's how my grandmother made them. She also made apple and plum strudel. Now, that's a delicacy.

Because apple pie is just as American as our greatest invention, guns.

Honestly, something like wonderbread or oreo’s would probably be more of an american staple.

Because they identify apples pies with America. Like we identify dulce de leche/alfajores/empanadas with Argentina despite the fact that we didn't invent any of those.

Any real American knows that peach pie is the true American pie.

lol

>pecan pie is the true American pie

Is this what you meant to say?

because we invented apples

What are some other traditional American desserts? Pumpkin pie?

lmao

They unironically eat pie with slices of yellow processed cheese on top

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>pie
>no meat

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The depths of their insanity are unfathomable

It gets worse

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Nothing wrong with that.
Also there’s a song called American pie which is pretty famous

It doesn't look like cheese. What is the name f that cheese?

fuuuuck me man

I have never seen such a disgusting thing in my life. This is likely some backwater hick shit in the deep south

you'd eat this dont lie

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I'd eat a bowl of Poutine before even I would even take a taste of that shit

All faggotry aside, I'd try that.

KILL yourself

Rhe US Federal Government holds the copyright on Apple Pie.

Pecan pie, chocolate chip cookies, cheesecake, red velvet cake. We’re fat fucks, I could go,on for a while.

Day of the rake soon, shitposting canadians.

DAY OF THE GRILL, burger

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Melted cheese on apple pie doesn't sound bad at all, to be honest. Maybe I'm just hungry.

t. JF yank

>apple and plum strudel
Sounds amazing. Apple strudel is great but I've never had it with plums too.

Where else in the world can I get fresh meat pies from the bakery?

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You're damn right!

Peach pie and coffee for days!~

That looks good, and comfy, but why ketchup?

We have "argentine as dulce de leche"

That's not ketchup, It's tomato sauce it's not as sweet.

Everywhere I assume? Americans don't usually eat any meat pies except chicken/turkey pot pies but I think everyone else does.

Jesus Christ, why?

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Meat pies aren't unknown here, we just don't have any particular variety that's especially "American". We have them regionally and in imported cuisine though.

Kraft single/processed "cheese" slices are like water to them you see, they put it on everything

"Cheese product"

They're not even allowed to call it cheese

Not all of us do. I'll eat almost every kind of food there is, but that shit is an abomination in the sight of god.

Quit lying

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AHHHHH STOP POSTING THIS

This is true apple pie. Love it, especially with walnuts mixed in the filling.

Lol kill yourself.

Sounds good nigga.

How about apple "cheese" on toast?

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I need to just stop clicking your thumbnails.

cause it's making your mouth water?

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I just had three of these
How is Turkish food perceived in the New World?

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It's hevenly. My mother used to bake it. The 2nd best was her cheesecake witch was similiar but with white cheese instead of apple and cherries instead of walnuts.

>How is Turkish food perceived in the New World?

We don't have it here, I've never even had kebab

>How is Turkish food perceived in the New World?
it isnt

I don't know much about it but I've always wanted to try iskender kebab.

I don't have it in me to eat sweet pies they always look like they taste shit but you have to pretend you like it to not offend the person who made it

Same. I'd rather eat more dinner for dessert.

Turkish food is available in bigger cities here. I have a good Turkish restaurant a few blocks away. It's fucking god-slayer tier tbqhwy.

To be honest I'd smash the shit out of a meat pie for desert

I was like this for most of my 20's and lower 30's but I've recently rediscovered my love for dessert.

Desserts that are made with fruit are rarely ever good imo, especially if it's pie instead of cake

I usually prefer pie to cake, but they both come in so many forms, it depends.

I think it's because of this cringy Chevy commercial from the 70's
youtu.be/yYXfdnhh2Mo

based and secondspilled

That looks like apple crumble, mate. We also made that too.

>“In fact, the first recorded recipe for apple pie was written in 1381 in England, and called for figs, raisins, pears, and saffron in addition to apples"
Apple pie isn't American, Jose
smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/why-apple-pie-linked-america-180963157/

dayum that sounds good

Cheese isn't European because it was invented by Sumerians.

Who the fuck goes around claiming cheese is a European thing?

I used to eat a lot of pastys because there was a restaurant nearby that specialized in them. They were delicious.

europeans

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(You)

thank(you)!

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The french

eh

>the french invented cheese
based, you can't refute the claim, psyops anglo

this

because apple pie has long been universally made and loved within these united states

I'm disappointed in you OP.

very rare in the new world actually, nearest turkish restaurant to me is 13 miles away and it also serves greek food, t. florida

Fruit pies tastes like absolute shit, why do people like it?

>his "Culture" is defined by some chopped apples with some shortcrust pastry on top (invented by someone else)

ABSOLUTELY ROARING

hang yourself

You some kind of faggot? Rhubarb pie and pumpkin pie Is the best desert.

Sure paheet

criminally underrated post

Cus Jim fucked a pie once.

this is an American pie

Finnish pie looks different

but certainly Americans are not the original inventors of pie

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Pies shouldn't be sweet and shouldn't be desserts.