Investments

I have about 200k and I want to invest in a small business or something similar
what are my best options
no crypto cucks

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What about real estate?

where are you located?

I think it'd be fun to own one of them drive-thru bikini barista stands if you're on the west coast

open a water an ice store in a nicer part of town and offer organic ice cream and that expensive water they sell at wholefoods.

Automated Teller Machines
You can lease them for less than $100 a month.
Talk to local dives and offer to split profits if they reject plastic.

The correct answer is crypto, stop being a slow go money cuck. Just put 200k in HodlBot and it will be a million in a year at the very least.

considering it

Easy tier: stock market index funds.

Meme tier: crypto index funds.

Hard work but low risk tier: Real estate.

Hard work and higher risk but higher rewards: Buy an online business that's already profitable from a site like empireflippers.

in a really up and coming area east coast really gentrified
not a terrible idea
how does this work

I definitely want something more brick and mortar at the very least not online, for a variety of reasons

RLX is meme and hard work low risk. You can choose which way to go there

Buy up properties near good campuses and rent that shit out. Students will gobble that shit up

if that's the case property is the obvious option. Start renting it out and have yuppie cucks pay your mortgage for you.

Though I say this, as a landlord, as a renter:
DO. NOT. RENT. TO. NIGGERS.
DO. NOT. RENT. TO. PUERTO RICANS.

And AVOID people under the age of 25. Unless they have a JOB, a REAL JOB, that you can CALL and get a PERSON ON THE OTHER END OF THE PHONE TO FUCK WITH, do NOT rent to them.

and not like a fast food job a proper job they'd hang themselves over for losing

I do live in a good area for renting
I was considering investing into a business due to the relatively low return rates for renting
but maybe this makes sense for a long term thing

Throw rocks at cars

Does it need to be something near where you live?
What state/country are you in?
How long term do you want?
How long do you want before things get off the ground or would you rather just buy into something that's already operating?

Research stocks, in the meantime,
20% in GAIN and GLAD have solid growth, high dividends with monthly payouts and both are at a low cost right now.

50% in the Vanguard S&P 500 ETF

20% on companies with a solid history that you believe in and have data to back them up on historically IE Disney, Netflix, Facebook, Google, so on.

10% your own picks, play with it, use it to buy dips, don't be too risky till you know what you are doing.

Take it slow and don't try to rush into making big complicated or risky trades. Investing half your money in the S&P can be boring but until you learn to identify other vanguards and learn what your own risk tolerance is, its better than nothing. When you actually feel comfortable with reading charts, market caps, and reading companies financial reports, put 40% of your money in a combination of different vanguard funds that yield steady gains and dividends, then another 20-30% of your money in some high dividend funds that build off small-medium sized businesses and the energy sector. with the remainder choose 30-50 companies in different sectors IE Medicine, Tech, Energy, Food, Retail, Entertainment, you get the idea. Find a platform you are comfortable with, Robinhood has no trade fees and will let you use leverage at a really low rate but gives you very little data, so if your willing to work open another small account on a different platform or do your own research, in the long run it will save you money. Avoid options for a few years while you learn. If you absolutely must get into crypto don't risk more than 10% of your money on it, unless you completely understand what you are doing. What I am saying is boring and safe, but doing anything else without a handle on the situation could waste what you have and set you very far back, please be careful.

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In-n-out in Colorado. We're all stoner and coke heads, half of us are from Cali and miss it while the other half have never had it before. You will literally see lines a mile long just to buy food from you. Have your location in either Denver, Boulder, or Fort Collins where the major Universities are.

Youre welcome.

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You want easy money and you have 200k. You live in an up and coming gentrified neighborhood, so bars must be booming with trust fund hipsters paying $15 a drink. You can charge $5 in ATM fees.

Freshwater aquaculture whiteleg shrimp. The next big thing in good eats

>crypto cucks
The saltiness of a no coiner who thinks he missed out on the greatest bull run in history, but in fact he's only about to.

Oh wise sage, he who has seen the future, when will my ETH be worth 1k a pop?