ChainLink $10 EOD

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im having an asthma attack and i think i might die but i already owe like 5k in medical bills what do
t. american

salesforce.com/video/2528291/

30 minutes

ill go get some coffee

my 577 link will be there when i get back :)

Look how cool this faggot is.

strapped the fuck in

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>salesforce.com/video/2528291/

Waiting to see sergey show up listening to classic Blur.

Could I be more comfy?

Mfw Link isn't mentioned at all.

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Sergey and co are in New York. There is nothing on the list that suggests Link.

salesforce.com/uk/events/london/

would you look at the tits on this nerd broad.

We facebook now

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Sergey has lost weight and got a new shirt

kek was waiting for this

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PICS GUYS

WHAT IS GOING ON

salesforce.com/video/2528291/

>thoughts and prayers for ohana on Big Island

what the fuck happened to hawaii?

Guys. Sergey just went on stage. He ripped all his clothes off and started rubbing himself with Big Mac sauce. He's fighting off 12 security guards as we speak.

ok. im going to watch this instead of work.

They invested in the erupting volcano which is Chainlink

friendly reminder

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oh fuck hes talking 4th industrial revolution

Fourth industrial revolution

4th industrial revolution...
oh shit
its coming

>are we ready?
yes. plz.

YOU NEED TO GET THAT DATA

T R U S T

EQUAL PAY FOR WOMEN

This guys a faggot. You can tell by his voice

CHAIN™

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who gives a shit. he doesnt stutter, he's not bad.

As always, stay deluded linkies.

Nothing is being said.

Can someone make him fuck off with the ego stroking

if Sergey talks, prepare for a crazy run

That's not how I judge my favourite CEO's.

I see stuttering, being autistic and spilling food on his own beard as great CEO attributes

I am also watching this,

Will let you know what happens

I dont think Sergery is here though

you wish you were a trailblazer, faggot.
Non-trailblazers BTFO

I doubt he would be there

Someone flew from New York.

Would they manage to fly Cheryl and Sergey on the same plane though?

This is some WEF shit.

Stinky linkies eternally bagholding. Kek, I can’t stop reading these threads. It’s like a slow motion train wreck. The bottom fell out of the salt futures markets they expect a glut from the tear ducts of all the link tards.

50 mins left and we will find out

Nothing much so far

Lets be honest this isn't the type of talk where ChainLink even gets alluded to.

It's all about morals and no tech stuff.

Sorry lads, this as a LARP

you have to go back nigger

We need to get past this illness related stuff and into the real gritty stuff. A lot of the hidden talent pool is probably neeting out on Jow Forums

Agree.... Since all the last 30 mins thats all.

Unironically this.
Cause then you know they didn't get in because of some silver toungued salesman shenanigans.
I'd buy a lottery ticket on LINK if it wasn't such a hassle to get.

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Maybe we are the smarter bit up next.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
MULESOFT

Mulesoft.... API's.....IOT

mulesoft......................

LOL

New annocuement is a company called Muelsoft

Salesforce conference comenses and it's Sergey's time to come on stage. "And now we welcome Sergey Nazarov to talk about smart contracts beyond tokenization". A minute comes by and nothing happens. Eventually 10 men start slowing walking from the backstage holding an extremely bulky water tank, one would think be reserved for a large water animal. They place it on the ground and after few seconds the lights in the water tank turn on and a 2000 kg Sergey Nazarov appears levitating in the water tank. He is so large it seems that the surrounding fish have created a symbiotic ecosystem around his body and he cannot leave without dying.
Rory quickly runs on stage and throws a big mac into the water tank while Sergey instantly grabs it and eat it, still soaked in water and fish shit. Few seconds pass and Sergey speaks couple words with an extremely deep and tired voice: "Hyperledger use chainlink, Microsoft use chainlink, Facebook use chainlink, ethereum use chainlink, mainnet now". Everyone in the room starts clapping, cheering and throwing shit at each other and chainlink immidiately skyrockets to $1,000,000 and achieves price singularity. Jow Forums goes on to make 50 additional chainlink threads per day, mostly filled with pictures of the first chainlink city on Mars and private islands of LINK owners.

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I feel like if they were going to mention anything in regards to chainlink, they would have done it during the mulesoft team intro.

LINKIES GOT MULE'D HAHA BTFO

I think

It was SUPPOSED to be Link

But seems like this stupid company Mulesoft won the contract and they're as partning with them

Sucks

Its over

This was the make or break point

ooo ohoooo oooooooh. Thanks, i came soooo good

kys

I'm a depth-groveler malnourished for LINK info at this point.

mulesoft is old news

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

It's fucking OVER. Just look at the volume, Chainlink is FUCKING DEAD.

FINALLY

These comments make my day

We got fucked nice.

Also 0.46 cents now LOL

Fuck SoftDonkey cocks. THis lady is about to collapse. Cap this!!

I'm just happy to be in a LINK thread without a bunch of total faggots ruining it.

Watch what happens after 12.30 GMT- Delphi, Gold, Massive Larping

>mulesoft
MuleSoft develops Mule ESB, an integration platform for connecting enterprise applications on-premises and to the cloud, designed to eliminate the need for custom point-to-point integration code.[8]

she's nervous as fuck.
could she have had some love session with our sergey last night?

OP Was there anythjing else?

That fuking UCL LARP

This is useless

this couldnt be more boring

AND WE DUMP LOL.

I AM SO GLAD I SOLD FOR RLC, AND SO SHOULD YOU !

I REPEAT, SO SHOULD YOU !

LOOK AT THE VOLUME, LOL

30 mins left

Waste of 1.5 hours

Fk this sht!

big if true

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>10:30 - 11:45 We Are All AssBlasters with Simon Mulcahy and special guests
>13:00 - 13:45 Blast an Ass to Better, Smarter, Contract
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>15:00 - 15:30 Empowering (((IT)))) to Build Your Custom Burger
>16:00 - 17:00 Delusion

mulesoft news is from a late march you fucking tool

buy high sell low, good job

wtf adidas

Cringefud.

fucking adidas? fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

where is my sergey

i think the next one will be about smart contracts...

and then it will be the next one

then the next

Keep watching them and let us know

Im off after this

sergey flys on seperate airlines. he's so fat he is now considered cargo. probably a fedex jet will deliver him on a dolly.

this chick is on xannys

kek. this is your last chance to dump your bags before there's no buyers left. nobody wants this shitcoin so there won't be a pump

kek

this shit aint ending with this fucking adidas cringe.

same

>celebrates some company that is promoting jobs
>creates bots to eliminate jobs.
what a world.

Bots will take over

Exactly!!!
and FUK TOM

I hope the BOT sends Tom some LINK instead of the Pogba shirt.