ITT: We throw our heaviest unironic insults at eachother's cunts

ITT: We throw our heaviest unironic insults at eachother's cunts.
Bonus points for intricate historical accuracy and maximum humiliation.
I'll go first. Roast me.

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ur mum gay lmao

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Your capital looks like a warehouse in some industrial area

Quisling was the best thing to ever happen to Norway but you ungrateful melts are too dumb to realise.

You are Danes in denial

I agree
t. Bergenser, opposite side of Norway
You're right. The vast majority of Norwegians were blind to the bigger picture of the occupation, as we'd just come out of 500 years of unwilling unions 40 years earlier.

I cannot bring myself to insult anyone in here unironically.

Better than Stockholm.

Alright, my turn.
You are 1000 year old Norwegians in denial.
Don't forget where you came from.
>Pic: Harald Hårfagre

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>t. norwegian in denial

Inaccurate and untruthful response based on impotent inner rage

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>Bergenser
Imagine actually willingly subjecting yourself to 230+ rainy days a year.

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I have become one with the rain.
The rain feeds me.
I am its vessel.
Your weather memes can't hurt me, angloid.

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No, I really mean it, have you ever travelled the subway from center to, say, Holmenkollen? Pretty based to have your own house by the fjord facing nice scenery and nice jogging trails just outside your house.

>Imagine actually willingly subjecting yourself to 230+ rainy days a year.
t. british person

>me mold
>me damp smells
>me flat hair
>me indoor life

I live in London not Wales jens

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>He thinks the rain meme is accurate for England and not Ireland

I don’t know anything about your cunt so I can’t even roast you

If it wasn't for oil, you'd be all poor fishers living in wooden hovels, begging Sweden to be annexed again.
In terms of Art and Culture, your country is irrelevant.
Your cuisine sucks.
Also, you're just Danes in denial.

>t. we wuz Romanz

>no americans have posted yet
lmao

Canadians can be very passive aggressive in my experience.

half anglo in denial

>who is edvard munch ?

Without Dankmark you're just glorifies ar*bs.

ugliest and dumbest nords

I bet there's nothing you can say about my flag that I haven't heard already.

You're right lad.
Have a nice day.

You're wrong on many counts but these comments are what I need, thank you.

you have incredibly beautiful natural scenery, cunt

You're just Danish Scots.

Only Western Norway

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You're welcome, I love your salmon.

White Americans are incompetent as all of their music, art and fashion is appropriated from black people

British people are genuinely the most arrogant, self-centred, and obnoxious people I've ever seen. Especially on Jow Forums, but in real life too. They're obsessed with an empire that fell long ago, and act superior to Americans while basically being an American vassal state.

you are potato niggers in denial

Thank you. We know.

>admitting white Americans exist
Bucko, you're supposed to call them "pale skinned mutts"

they came from Ireland as slaves
[spoiler]something we have in common[/spoiler]

Ey.

Filthy germ

You suck at chess
You suck at magic
You suck at Counterstrike
You inspire soyboys to viking stomp
You fuck llamas
You're obsessed with black guys and cock
Argentina's flag could burn you
Make me spaghetti, Gianluca
You're not white
Stop playing simulations, Helmut
You're gay for Ronaldo