/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=_4-uYLieVLY
hmmm

the whole world is a chessboard, with billions of separate pieces that have custom functions none of the players even understand

thought they admitted she was in the wrong already?
how can they beat this horse further?

Umpires should boycott that stupid bitch, who wants to be accused of racism just because she's a mong with a bad temper

There was a man, a citizen of Nippur, destitute and poor,
Gimil-Ninurta was his name, an unhappy man,
In his city, Nippur, he lived, working hard, but
Had not the silver befitting his class,
Had not the gold befitting people (of his stature).
His storage bins lacked pure grain,
His insides burned, craving food, and
His face was unhappy, craving meat and first-class beer;
Having no food, he lay hungry every day, and
Was dressed in garments that had no change.
In his unhappy mood, he thought to himself:
I'll strip off my garments which have no change, and
In my city of Nippur's market I'll buy a sheep!
So he stripped off his garments which had no change, and
In his city of Nippur's market he bought a three-year-old goat.
In his unhappy mood, he thought to himself:
Suppose I slaughter this goat in my yard-
There could be no feast, for where is the beer?
My friends in the neighbourhood would find out and be furious,
And my family and relatives would be angry with me.

Abandoned kwiksaves are kino used to smoke weed round the back of my town’s as a teenager it’s all pedestrianised now sad times

The boy at tesco wouldn't let me buy monster cause I didn't have I.D. Just end me.

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i miss jahans’s youtube channel

Same thought I was going to piss myself

wikihow.com/Read-Ulysses

top story on the beeb website at the moment is some aussie newspaper that apparently made a racist comic of her by drawing her ugly, don't understand their priorities sometimes

TUNE but turn your volume down first
youtube.com/watch?v=Zz-XPrTzhm0

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'a timid arse seldom lets go with a joyful fart '

t. word of wisdom i came up with

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Mummy brought me a pepperoni pizza from papa johns but it's cold now because I was napping ffs

190's here :]

ive drawn much more racist things than this

you arrive in Pengdon

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dont get the issue with the serena spat
she broke the rules, the umpire did his job (one could argue zealously but fair nonetheless)
trying to impart any other narrative onto it is disingenuous and coddles to the image of serena as some demigod superwoman
conceited yank woman

how'd you find it so quick

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*downloads a picture of a 9/11 tribute and uploads it to Instagram and Facebook*

every step closer to that 6 foot hole in the ground is a step closer to my inevitable rebirth in the macroverse

you can reverse google images with the click of a button

cant believe i almost forgot to post this today

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>flak cannons target luftwaffe bomber over london, 1940 (colourised)

>DEVELOPING: At least 1 dead in shooting at Canyon Springs High School in N. Las Vegas
Not a good day for Yanks

ah
wouldn't have thought yt profile pics would get scanned, i know instagram/fb images can't be

WIDE OPEN

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Laptop crashed midway through a Simpsons episode
The universes way of saying “toil beckoneth”

I think it's because they're tied to Google+ stuff and that tends to be public

was it art?

which episode

how do I get a body like that

Why is it not getting any colder

Which episode was it

hate the niggers

this 2bh

Lisa’s date with destiny

why do you think anyone cares?

its density you fucking spastic

'to write poetry after auschwitz is barbaric '

t. word of wisdom i came up with

pathetic that williams has made her loss all about herself osaka has been quoted as saying she feels bad for winning which is just sad nice of williams to pass the torch and inspire the next generation of young players

this twat keeps staring in at me

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'I'm here now lads. How's it foing?'

t. word of wisdom i came up with

feel a bit bad making that joke about the lockdown alarm in yank high schools now

Oh dear hahaha
Time for bed methinks

3000 fat fucking yank piggly wigglies (equiv. of 54 human beings) died, have some fucking respect

So it's either get killed by a storm or shot in the head, which area of the US is safe?

absolutely slonking gang e-juice

that's a pussy mate

New York's safe

cute

leftypol is playing with their mass flagging kit and and flagging all the videos on youtube they don't like again

was quite happy with tennis being free from this bollocks

I'd be careful how you treat me from now on, "lads." It'd be awfully inconvenient to get a visit from the billies, wouldn't it?

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>While parts of the southeastern U.S. are bracing themselves for hurricane Florence, Nova Scotia will be experiencing sunny skies and warm weather — one of the last vestiges of the waning summer season.

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>all these anti-yank posts
you must secretly want a yank bf

Haha you live on an estate you wankstain

I respect the police but hate the police state

Basically all of the manual YT deletions are done by this bloke twitter.com/trustedflagger

was watching that thing where celebs do solitary confinement and was thinking that I’d probably fill up my time with wanking cameras or no interested to see if any of them get horny at any point in the coming episodes

Is $25/h good for a first job?

same thought i was going to die

my first job was $7.25 kiddo

might train my body and mind to master the art of wanking without touching my willy then get locked up in a straight jacket

didn't wank until i was about 14

Not sure if I should buy this or not

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Dunno. That's £13.66/h but isn't everything more expensive there too?
For reference how many pizzas could you buy per hour?

>Walking home
>Bunch of 5'6 Moroccan late teen/early 20-somethings on either side of a skinny pavement I'm walking down
>Was at least 12 of them
>All talking and joking with one another
>As soon as I approach they go silent
>Can't cross the street cause that's obvious so I walk right through them
>About three quarters of the way through them one of them spits on my shoe
>Turn around and say "who was that"
>One of them says "you what bruv?"
>say "was it you?"
>others chirp in "what you sayin bruv what you sayin bruv?"
>eventually thought the wisest thing to do would be just walk away

Would love seeing these little sandniggers to attack solo or even with less than 5 guys surrounding him
That day will never happen though.

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/ know exactly what the people want: the world is motley, senseless, pretentious and intellectually inflated. They want to despise, show up, deny, destroy that. One can surely talk about that. . . . Those who hate fervently must have once loved deeply. Those who want to deny the world must have embraced what they now set on fire.

3,000 YANKS ARE DEAD
NYEH HEHEH

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I was about to say "haha I know where you live" but I realised that loads of the uk looks like that
shall assume manchester though
OH!
are you the gay mancunian lad who used to post vocaroos?

Anyone else get very angry when you see your gf/oneitis speaking to other lads or knowing that they have friends you don't know about?

My protogf is at a concert right now I'm scared of the idea of her chatting up some good looking interesting lad then have her fawning over him for the next week and forgetting about me

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>get in user, no time to explain

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>Cold steel Marauder.jpg
>Not sure if I should buy this or not

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Used to think wanking was bouncing your bollocks up and down

>hate speech
such a silly concept

Is $25/h good for a first job that I have to travel 70km for and the shifts last 12 hours?

I could buy 5 value range dominos pizzas

What’s the yank obsession with weapons
A nation of arrested development

personally love speech

my dream is to die in space

Yeah and it made me do some silly things which made her not like me anymore hahaha x

>>One of them says "you what bruv?"
don't know why ethnic people do this
they start shit and then don't own up to it
what's their goal? they just look like little pussies in the end

very violent way to die

john madden john madden john madden aeiou aeiou aeiou

An hour?? That's an amazing wage.

best puzzle i ever solved tbx

Christ what the fuck are they doing
Police here really need to learn to shut their gob a bit more