/smg/ - Stock Market General

Come on Chad we need a new paradigm on this stupid thing I'm holding.

fucking JWN
I want another M but don't see that happening

reminder that stock movement post earnings is random

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Fucking LOL

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Thanks again, SDRL user. I got out today @ 0.65, got in @ 0.275. It was a wild ride, would def go again.

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Thanks for playing

checked. what's up with that chick's face? Downs?

she's a quadroon

i assure you it was NOT lol to look back and see that fucking shit

i was gonna flip 1 put (ONE) to close. the fucking thing lagged so hard, i was upping the limit with the arrow key and it was still selecting the quantity.
fucking cianiggers

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El Goblina...

time to start over and buy the SPY

Amerimutt

why in the fuck would i do that if i think its gonna crash to close?

She reminds me of that Jonah from Tonga dude. She bought a nice set of milkers, tho. Would definitely throw an octoroon baby into.
So what's the next meme play? I've been out of touch most of the week.

Definitely doesn't appear to be priced in.

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Id unironically impregnate her. There’s so many cajun mitts down here that I’m used to it.
>ywn wife a redbone cajun

We've got a bull flag on the SPY, we have a likely hood it's going to close about 274.

*mutts

what strike and expiry you looking at? ill buy a couple

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and i dont buy that shit at all
those fuckers will paint whatever it takes to get people to buy it. theres no reason to go long right now unless your timespan is several months. were atleast closing red on the week

Iron hands here. HODL THE LINE.

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if we pump to close you have to do the Golden Bull dance

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I bought $54 5/25 put.
Invest at your own risk but I got my own money on the line and am pretty confident.

I bought the SPY calls, so when we pump to close just call me bear fucker.

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Ok will check at close.

I TOLD YOU ALL

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why wont BKS just fucking die already?

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absolutely Bullish

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THANKS

how you feelin now halted on the way up

gonna run good

wish i had listened, just so many choices and so little money to invest.

Mgm for a month, easy

I shorted so when we close in the red, you have to do a line of crystal off my boner.

be careful though the volume is indicative of a chatroom pump

ARRY

YOU'RE WELCOME

No problem, not that guy btw

My puts are up 20% still, but yeah, that fucker needs to go

I sold off my SDRL this morning for a 110% gain. What meme should I chase next?

Ok but if we close green you have to amputate your big toe with a shovel.

>MFW me and comfy were joking about how funny it would be if we tricked some newfags into buying it and it mooned.

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Nice tip. Filtered

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more details

What is the catalyst???

Looks like a pump and dump. Good thing we have the folks at the SEC to stop these things

...

Deal.

>that id
I'm a tit man too

>company i wageslave for is getting bought out
>they told us before the news
>they say we are going to be the best aquisition for the company
>tfw its a private company so I cant trade on inside news

Doesn't look like anything to me

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>no sell option

So you didn't even buy the stock you were shilling to us?

top fucking kek

kill yourself

This thing pumps and dumps, look at the past. Its been this high before only to go back.

CEI
SND
SLCA

oh shit CARV going supernova

TFW sliddening and you don't even have a fucking clue what position it's from

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This very much

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>0.03%

a bit late on telling us

rekt hard on KEM today. didn't notice they always dump after earnings.
still super green week tho

>CARV

Jesus fucking chirst.

I dub thee "FilterAnon" put it on or it gets the hose again

here comes the dump

I was referring more to the rate of change than my % change for the day

HMNY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING GO UP YOU ST00PID FAGGOT

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MICRON!!!

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Appropriate namefagging.

Pump it Buffet Dono!

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lol

WE WUZ BANKERS N SHIEET

holy fuck still pumping

CARV is still going

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>LMT and oil are the only things keeping it a green day
>Fuck this market, I'm hopping into the shower then making a stiff drink

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Look at the volume kek

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over the past couple weeks I've moved my portfolio entirely into defense and oil-related stocks

curious about:

1. how old you are
2. your current positions

It's unbefuckinglieveable and I can't stop laughing

I bought two shares for shits&gigs, I'm gonna sell them tomorrow and then spend whatever the gains are at the liquor store. Will I be buying JW Blue? Vladimir? Dunno, let's find out

FUCK. Too late to get in? Maybe it's like another IMTE.

I think you fucked up.

CHINA

dont get in, its to pump/dumpy

LET THE DUMPENING COMMENCE!

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fuck trump, fuck white people.

Should of hopped on TVIX

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i bought some at 5 15, not sure when to unload

Trump tweeting and wrecking the market once again ffs

Well at least I know why my shit's tanking now

It was everything dipping an imperceptable amount at once

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I dont see his tweet

7

We are testing 268

I’m at Disneyland frens
Celebrating SDRL!

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