/brit/

formerly cnuck

>hunting:
>give a dog a rag with the blood of your prey so he knows what to hunt and kill
Based
>farming:
>subjugate an oxen so it can plough you a field in which to sow your seeds
Based
>owning an animal for any other reason:
>baby talk and cuddles
NOT based

foing to work now. will post my naked arse when i get home

Niggas whomst wear Skechers

appalling low iq meme

finna be foing to fork toforrow.

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um we have shops for meat and gardens to plant seeds, you're not amish lmao stop larping

On the bus, current count of girls choosing seat next to creepy old men instead of me: 2

cops are rescuing a runt outside my apartment lads

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dankula in his fucking EU trousers

dont care virgin

me in the tree

how many sydney police officers does it take to change a lightbulb

You sound like the type of retard who baby talks to your liwwle puppeh.

The only people who should be allowed to baby talk are babies.

Yeah I do go back to hunting pheasant on ur shit smelling farm rural retard

if jezza gets in bye bye /brit/

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Say that to my face and see what happens.

>the dark recesses of the internet are "normalising" anything

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dying sounds so nice right now. a nice painless death. imagine that. you wouldn't have to worry about anything anymore

give it a smooch for me

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what do you have to worry about anyway you little baby?

Death is eternal sleep. I like sleep. Sometimes I wish I could sleep and never wake up.

What do? I have been on Jow Forums for over seven years i can't just give it up

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tuneee
love pulp me

Heaven does sort of exist. You live a life so full of misery and turmoil and at the end you receive eternal peace. That's my personal heaven. Simply returning to the void, never to be bothered again.

ur right, nothing :) thanks dude!

*sniffs*

...americano....

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Shes a mental one as well totally fucked in the head

hola

me and my mate were doing rounds last night and he always takes ages to finish his last pint that i bought for my round just so he gets a free one

some """mate"""

what a waste of test

/brit/ is about love not hate

Why do trans women always dress so stereotypical feminine?

>she
mtf = male to female

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what would be the point of not doing

Pretty easy to figure out m8

Walked past a beautiful girl today

"He'll is other people." - Snarky Misanthropes

Please don’t make me go...

glass him cheap bastid

>The Thinkery
Can you hatpost a YouTube channel

He'll. Lol. My phone autocorrects hell to he'll.

FFS is cheating
bet he still has his dick

>Enhanced flu jab for elderly 'will save hundred of lives this winter'

damn...

Hate these Alt righters

*chuckles in sargon*
You just don't understand what it means, look it up you white nigger

i kinda envy the people who think
>the reason my life is utter dog shit is because I'm not wearing a skirt
if I could trade my wealth of problems for that...
it'd be nice just to know what the fuck is wrong with me, just to have an answer

>we live in a world where medicine will keep boomers alive forever

Ah here's the pic
Even better in person by God, she must be fucked up to not have a bf

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Haha you want to wear a skirt you fucking poof

you're a virgin freak maybe?

or she's on tinder for dick you plebeian

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It reenforces standardised gender roles. Very problematic.

nigger speaking outside my window again 3:16 am 12th of september

Being a woman doesn't make life better

Gay

woah...

OMG a plane hit a tower nearly 2 decades ago SO SAD... I care so much! *starts playing my violin*

*looks it up*
Very hattable

how is it problematic
let's hear it

hair is knotted to fuck
might just shave to the wood and start again

I used to wear panties and cross dressing a little when I was 12-17. It was just a phase. I never seriously wanted to be a girl.

Panties do feel really nice though.

wrongun

Gas yourself

Bet that wouldn't be what a Paki was thinking when one of Obamas drones fucked his family up.
Worst morning ever nex-

you gotta transition before you neck yourself at 35 hun x
talk to your gp and threaten to slash your wrists unless he gives you your girlpills
if he tries to section you, say he molested you and try another x

(/lgbt/ in a nutshell, i am NOT making this up)

heard a nigger in the hallway now at 3:20am 12th of september, within a few minutes of hearing a nigger outside my window at 3:16am 12th september

I am am intellectual heavy weight and a physical destroyer weight

It's been 6 years since I last cross dresser and I've never looked back. Once I had responsibilities and things I had to do in life the cross-dressing fell by the wayside.

It implies men can't wear lip stick, wear dresses and have look hair and women can't have short hair and wear jeans from ASDA. We need more trans non gender conforming people to prove gender is a social construct.

still a wrong'un for doing that
i've never done that
everyone else i know hasn't done that
you're a wrongunnnn

'ate life. simple as

to disprove this I need to find 1 (one) male wearing lipstick
will you be satisfied with that

im depressed

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knee is fucking killing
dont know why

see now this is a red flag, freud.

I used to venture into /lgbt/
scary place
t. faggot btw

I try to be nice to everyone I meet because I prefer harmony, but I forget to turn it off when I go on dates. I think women see it as a sign of weakness.

I'm a perfectly heterosexual, tall, strong man. It's very natural for boys to enjoy a bit of dressup when they're young.
It was just a small phase because I had way too much alone time.

had to close my windows and lock my door at 3:23am 12th of september
got 911 up on my phone ready to call if a nigger tries me

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Why are you browsing lgbt you bender

it's cute how you little faggots put a lil cuck stamp on all of your territories and a bunch of stars. it's really adorable.