I'm fucking jealous of them I swear

They're arrogant cunts

Stop making these threads.
This is why people hate us.

just came back from a small holiday in copenhagen
Its nice and the people are friendly but there was something I just didn’t really like about it.
Also I didnt think the people were that good looking, definitely not compared to the stereotypes

If they're so superior why do they kill themselves so much?

french people are just as beautiful desu

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What is that Dutch man doing in Tunesia?

>dutch

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I'm 1cm taller than him

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I disagree on their appearance being better, at least as far as women go. But it does seem like a comfy place.
>imagine being so privileged the only counterpoint you can find is "but you get to suffer through summer longer"

>tfw 10cm taller than him

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I prefer Southern Germany and Austria
What's unique about Scandinavia?
being rich is not an unique thing, Swiss and Gulf Arabs are rich too

>Swiss and Gulf Arabs are rich too
And for that they are based too. But only scandis are rich and cold. ( actually how cold is swiss weather?)

>Gulf Arabs are rich too
They are not rich like the Scandis are though. It's a complete different type of wealth.

>cold

This doesn't apply to Finland. We're too dumb for Germanic languages.

why are italians so jelly

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same
i unironically think they're superior

>>Taller than everyone
false

most italians aren't, i am just an enlightened scandiboo.

They're also taxed through the ass

all of that is bad

Comparing lifestyle, cost of living and average wage, the richest part of Europe is Southern Germany + Tirol(s), scandis aren't the richest at all
Most of their good result in indexes is because of their extremely low population, London alone has almost the same population of Norway + Finland ffs

>Comparing lifestyle, cost of living and average wage, the richest part of Europe is Southern Germany + Tirol(s), scandis aren't the richest at all
I'm certain if you look more specific than that there are even better places, like Luxembourg.

Normies are scandiboos
Patricians like me are Germanboos

france has culture

but they have no culture

>Seem to have an amazing social life
Nordics are cold, distant, and autistic

Literally same shit

please exclude micronation, it's easy to be efficent when 100% live in city. So no Monaco, San Marino, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg. Those are outliers.
Bavaria, Baden Wurttemberg, South Tirol, Tirol, Trentino have high wages and low prices

samme her

Germany is in West Europe and it has an actual culture
Plus I am referring to SouthGermany the North seems as boring as the Scandis

Trentino is not Tyrol, take your cuck fantasy elsewhere

Canadians are rich and cold

This. F*nns are subhuman.

>Canadians
>Rich
Oh am laffin

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>Taller than everyone
160cm

>Richer than everyone
I make 30e/month

>Average first sex at 15-16
20 yo and virgin

>Based blonde + blue eyes combo
I have brown hair

>Leave the parental home fucking early
Still living with my parents

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?
Higher GDP than Scandis
Higher GDP PPP than Scandis
Higher average wage than Sweden or Finland
Higher Median Adult income than Iceland, Denmark, Sweden, or Finland

If Scandis are the bar for rich Canada is right there. We also have lower taxes but still maintain a quality of life equal to Scandis.

>Average first sex at 15-16
>Seem to have an amazing social life
>Often kind and helpful

lol

City people are all subhuman socialist or liberals. People in Norway and Finland are based rural racist conservatives.

If Nordics are so great why do I want to kill myself?

>Finns
>Amazing social life

lol

Other then that you are correct.

>be french
>be part of the country with one of the most glorious history in the world
>beautiful country too
>envious of irrelevant ice coons living in some frozen shithole

I legit don't understand

You post 2d, so you dont count.

You can still fail the game even if you play on easy user

there is literally no such thing as "nordic food" besides maybe some gross fish or bread.

people are slowly realising that winter's around the corner and it's already getting darker in the mornings. sad realisation after one of the longest/warmest summers ever. you should've been here then. completely different city imo.

Because inferior people kill themselves and improve the country by doing so

Try being an American from a not shitty region. This place is fucking based. + good weather and nature, every time I walk outside I see art.

Why do so many Nordics fail at life then?

You see art here everywhere too, the only thing better in the us is taxes, gas prices and gun laws

Not many do actually, unless its drastically different in Finland

>Higher GDP than Scandis
but not GDP per capita
>Higher GDP PPP than Scandis
but not GDP PPP per capita
>Higher average wage than Sweden or Finland
wrong
>Higher Median Adult income than Iceland, Denmark, Sweden, or Finland
wrong

Sweden has a high suicide rate

Not really, it isnt that high by international standards.

Finland has a high suicide rate

Yeah ok Mr. 6 months of night and rain.

>Naturally good in english
No, just good education and English media that isn't dubbed.

Can confirm, all this is true at least in my case.

>a bunch of 50 year old fucking fatfagy drunk pink people who have no history or future

The only things that apply to me is that I am tall and blonde with blue eyes and I left my parental home early.

kek

> those 196 cm tall, blonde hair, blue eyes and strong jaw viking feels
> those homogeneous society and highest HDI
feels
> those 60,000 USD gdp per capita feels

you're damn right you should be jealous

Swiss weather (and Austrias btw xoxo) is actually comparable to scandinavian weather, because Switzerland is basically inside of mountains, making it colder and scandinavia being heated up by the ocean

>muh night and rain

Doesnt apply if you arent a northcuck

my favorite time of the year, couldn't imagine living in a place with eternal summer

modern france is a legit shithole, all my rich friends have already left it

Summer is shit. The optimal outside temperature is 10°C

same

It doesn't rain here in the Northern US, it stays dry all Summer and then we get 1m of snow in a single October snowstorm and then it doesn't melt until February.

>waaah life is hard in the 1st world
Fuck off

>>Taller than everyone
185cm is pretty average, no
>>Richer than everyone
I'm below poverty level
>>Highest quality of life
meme statistic
>>Naturally good in english, they're already sound like native speakers at 15 for the majority of them
don't sound like a native, pretty good at english though
>>Average first sex at 15-16
26yo virgin
>>Seem to have an amazing social life
zero friends
>>Based blonde + blue eyes combo
blue eyes but brown hair
>>Beautiful people
same ratio as most european countries
>>Often kind and helpful
true
>>Leave the parental home fucking early
26yo living with my dad

But we have longer summer days so actually we have more in total hours of summer sun.

Cringe
Move out Jere

f

Not really, France has higher.

Please leave me out of that scandinavia/nordic/whatever thing, I hate it.
It's a synonym for being autistic cuck retard who has shitty food and needs pic related to cut cheese because knives are too dangerous.
Living evidence that high IQ does not make anyone intelligent.

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Only bad things are the climate and lack of light.

can't find an apartment

What you eat is up to you. We import food from all over the world. I know some food enthusiasts who cook a lot of french dishes. In this globalised world no one is limited to eating nordic cuisine

France has one the highest quality of life in the world. Good historically places, all kind of landscapes, good social services, good weather etc

The men are probably more atractive than scandis and you find all kind of women. Brunettes, blondes, pales with dark hair, etc

Thats how we feel when British and French tourists come to Croatia. But we also beat you up very often due to jealousy.
This summer I heard around 4-5 times on the news that some brits were beaten up
not kidding

As an objective outside source on this, I can tell you France is a dramatically more interesting place.

French women are smug and laugh at my penis.

>Often kind and helpful
Not for baguettes though, your kind talk too much.

Don't think he was referring to Finns when he said Nordic anyway. It's that extra country no one cares about, just like how Mexico is **technically** part of North America.

Can someone explain how taxation works in Nordic countries? If I make an upper middle class income of 100k* and own a house how much money would I be losing to the taxman? What if I am making 50k**?

*100k CAD = 691k Swedish Krona
**50k CAD = 345k Swedish Krona

You’re right about the women. French women are GOAT tier

>100k

About 40%

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This is for Norway. Notice that the subhumans in Finnmark and Troms get to pay less tax, just because no one wants to live up there without extra incentives

I didn't, I was referring in Nordic people in general. I also don't see any bad if no one cares about this place, I think it's the very reason why it is a stable country in the first place.

Yes, OP is some kind of homo. I don't envy the Nordic countries and that's how it should be.

> finns
> nordic

LARPing mongolian sub*umans

I like living life on hard more

Scandinavia is beginner tier