WTF Germany??!?

Was this how they defeated other nations with ease?

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IS HERE THE COCAINA ESE?????
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>In November 1908, Dietrich Graf von Hülsen-Haeseler died of a heart attack while on a hunting trip in honor of the Kaiser. At the time of his death he was dressed as a ballerina and dancing for the Kaiser.[1][2] The circumstances were covered up by the officer corps so as not to further inflame public pressure over the homosexually themed Harden-Eulenburg Affair. Ironically, it was von Hülsen-Haeseler who had organized the cover up of that scandal.

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FACT: Germany didn’t defeat a single country with a similar population or gdp to her in ww2
Wehraboos need to stfu

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>blitzkrieg
>ww1

Bad thing we wil never know if america would be able to. Since you actually never fought someone with equal manpower or production.

Bad example since this webm is about WW1

>Never won a war

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This.

People say shit like "GERMANY BEAT ALL OF EUROPE AND IT TOOK THE WORLD TO STOP THEM" when the vast majority of that was irrelevant weak countries like Belgium, Holland, Yugoslavia, Denmark, etc.

The only impressive German victories were France and MAYBE Poland.

Of course when they attacked the USSR they got the shit kicked out of them.

>Fanta
Superior German beverage, Jacques, thanks for recognising.

>what is France

It was occupied and the treaty void after the war ended.

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Say hello to Grand Army

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tfw you will never dance for your kaiser while being dressed as a ballerina

>when you're so inept the only reason you won WW2 is because your friends won for you

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Same can be said abiut useless german army on napoleonic war. You guys were so thankful that gave russian soldiers iron crosses for liberating u from France.

america can't even beat north korea

curbstomping fr*Nce isn't hard

Where was Russia during Waterloo? Ah yes, they weren't there at all.

All the Russian elites and military leaders were German (like the Tsar) so it stayed in the family. Thanks for dying for the German elite, Russians are great at it.

During that time there was no german army the whole reason Germany unified at all was so the bigger countries arround us could no longer bully us

t. curbstomped by France several times

yeah no

Why Nicky 2 is so big and aggressive? He was a chill qt guy.

>Who is Suvorov
>Who is Nakhimov
>who is Nevsky
Whatever u say jerry.
But when France occupied your country what did u say to them?
>ahh Pierre bitte not so rough, dont push harder in my Berlin and Leipzig
Also where were main casialties of grand Army? I guess in Russia not in waterloo battle

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>All the Russian elites and military leaders were German
Yeah that's why we always were allies with the French kek

All servants of the German, the traditional overlord of the Russian peasant hordes

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who cares of water loo lol except brits

don't you remember the history, nappy was defeated at leipzig by a russo-german army, then it took paris and napoleon was sent to elba. then he escaped, gathered some shreds of his old army and those shreds, after the capture of paris, after the first exile of napoleon, so the remnants of his old army were defeated by brits who then proceeded to claim themselves as the ultimate victors, as they like to do, then napoleon was sent to his second and final exile

B нeгo бaтя вceлилcя.

Yeah they were such a great servants that buttraped friedrick the grosse and conquered berlin in 7 years war.

Says russian peasant and american rapebaby.

two german dynasties fighting against each other, nothing new really. russian peons made good cannonfodder as always.

Romanov family came into power in 1645, sure they were mixing afterwards but who didn't? It's like saying British royal family is German too. Maybe they are, but who gives a fuck since they fought Germany all the times?

And then made peace and went home cause they loved him so much, great example.

They wouldn't. America never faced any hardship in it's entire existence. Even in their independence war they outnumbered the British.

>implying immortal german soldiers don't die at all
>b-but muh k\d!!!

Current Germany is not cool.

>Was this how they defeated other nations with ease?

Friendly reminder that German has NEVER won a war.

The death of a German is a tragedy, the death of a Russian is a statistic.

Well yeah in WW1 and in most wars before almost everyone fought for false ideas that their nobility used as propaganda

>The death of a German is a tragedy
If only Hitler think in the same way instead of pushing you into Russia

But after that they didn't?

Well not by nobels atleast

That's why so many games and movies about killing nazi germans.

So much for tragedy.

>what is 1871

>what is 1871

ur whore moms birth year lmao

that's because of atlanticist/zionist propaganda. the german is the ubermensch thus subhumans fear and demonize him.

they should honestly have used a pair of twins for george and nick

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