/brit/

fuck off randy

>ECR
>S&D
>ALDE
what

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Meat feast?

whats it like in pret a manger

religiously go for the texas bbq

love cheese, lads

almost identical to costa

Like any other coffee/sandwich place

>chimney's in the captcha now
oh no

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lads can someone give me a meaning in life

decent, very middle class regarding the names they give things and that
usually doesn't have enough indoor seating

cannot figure what the hell is going on here
but did the other guy die?

give your life to me

Halloumi?

yeah

big up 1011

allow it yeah

I think those are the EU parliament equivalents of those parties

follow alt-right talking heads and be a paypig to tradthots

shant

must be brie for me, фaм

might take the white spirit out tonight have abit of fun

Do you live for yourself or do you live for others?

I found the perfect question to ask at a job interview when they ask whether you have any questions for them. I won't tell any of you otherwise everyone will start using it and it will lose its impact.

was the guy who was getting beaten on not white?
looked a bit like a chink from his head and clothing

youtu.be/zl2Qyi_ckSo

For me, it's "how many departments do you have and how would someone in this role interact with each of them?"

dunno lad

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I usually just ask what the birds in the office are like hehe

the saffer is peak dumb crossposter (and that's a good thing)

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matched with a girl whose profile says she's "queer" on tinder
doesn't that mean she's gay what gives?

fucking run

Been home since two but need to make a call for work at six so can't start drinking. NOT happy.

this one of the prozzie he was caught shagging?

people say this new generation of youngsters take less drugs than previous but I think that’s utter horse shit everyone over the age of 15 where I live is smashing ket and pills wasn’t like that when I was their age I’ll tell you now also there’s a huge increase in drug related crime across the country flat out refuse to buy in to the meme that zoomers don’t take drugs must be a yank statistic

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don't recall asking

>wasn’t like that when I was their age
either ur old as fuck or from middle of nowhere shithole

like my pet rock is all for MD

but doing it at 15 is just wrong.

HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM

Make money. Fuck bitches. Pursue truth. Love family and friends. What you got against that?

Means she’s a massive gaylord lol

I've been posting in the other thread thinking the Janny would ban this one. Thanks janny you useless cunt.

20 and never done a drug

cameron diaz in her prime was the pengest woman of all time
prove me wrong

drugs are easier to get than alcohol for most under 18s

why did she match with a man (me) on tinder then
what's her goal
always wanted to shag a "lesbian"

26 and only done weed in Amsterdam

do you have to be over 18 to buy the bitcoin

No, she was not.
*proved you wrong*

what do you want to do?

As if that’s a bad thing.
As if that’s not why god put me here in this time and place.
Don’t believe in happenstance.
Just like your gay daddy freud.

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still the pengest for me

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old old fag

didn't get the job

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don't really feel like messaging any of these girls on tinder desu
I really just want to fuck them with minimal work and expenses involved
don't even want to meet them for coffee as then I'd have to listen to their inane interests

My main man childish gambino has a little segment in his stand up show where he wonders why people always say that rap used to be better back in the day and then he does a ridiculous impersonation of a run dmcesque old school rapper. "I woke up in the morning and bought myself a hat". I posted the exact same opinion on /brit/ like a week ago before I even watched this stand up. Great spirits think alike.

middle of nowhere but seriously noticed an increase in drug use amongst younger lads when I go to the pub they’ll be a bunch of 16 yr olds with man bags sniffing in the toilets which was straight up not a thing when I was their age even the slightly chavyer lads would just smoke bud

farts smell of the pot noodle i had yesterday

grimmmmm

used to call it pret (pronounced prey) a manager

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lol this

Imagine being chad

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>Yes, yes, well done picking up the waitress Harry, well done...
>HOWEVER

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I feel the same. I got a couple of fwb thanks to it, but I want to find a better one. I keep on matching nice looking birds but I can't get myself to message them or even to reply to them. I just want to match and do nothing else. It's too much work

*saves this in a Do Not Open Until March 2019 folder*

spot on anyone that says she’s too skinny is unironically bent

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awful word game, hes not chad

State

It's not unfortunately. It's data from western Europe and the states. It doesn't include south, east and SEA where cultural traditions would skew it.

how'd you get those FWB in the first
are they a bit dire looking?

hahahahahahaha its true

Toilstein's on the warpath regarding my leaving fag butts all over the place haha
He'll never catch me

hey look it's oxford's gf

I'm always the guy on a night out that everyone pours out their insecurities and problems too. Actually feels good man.

imagine getting a bj off her would be lovely x

found this scene really jarring
just felt the last few movies they really just wanted to make urban fantasy

ah that's me too sometimes
I try to be careful with it because I just get anxiety attacks for the next few years after those sorts of nights

I got them when I first started using tinder but I got bored of it quickly. Yeah they're not great, 5-6/10. I won't introduce them to my friends

IN.
LOVE.

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where's 190

still can't believe she was 17 in Love Actually and little matey with Liam Neeson was 13

You are not her son so she won't shag you

You can’t stop me old man.
Hire a fucking hitman.
I’ve told some pretty well connected people to come put me out of my misery and they haven’t tried yet.

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sad

psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-new-resilience/201606/do-women-more-premarital-partners-get-divorced-less

casual sex doesn't really feel worth it
and I wouldn't genuinely date these tinder broad
probably if I didn't wank for a week or two I'd have more energy for this
but it just goes to show that they're really just an alternative to a wank and nought else