I just want to feel the warmth of a female. 23 years is enough. For fuck's sake

One of us, one of us, one of us

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Well yea but I'm still suffering from crippling loneliness. Why must I continue to suffer?

It's just an overrepresentation of Europeans in general on Jow Forums.

Loneliness is an imaginary problem.
You don't ''need'' intimacy to survive.
Starvation is a problem, homelessness is a problem, disease is a problem, lonesliness not so much.

I have chronic mental illness, my dad died when I was 17, and I spent a fortune on a worthless college degree
But I don't even care about those things, all I've ever wanted in life was a qt who would give me a reason to improve myself

Yes because putting my penis in a vagina is gonna make my disconnection with other humans and especially females disappear.

Generally I'm not unhappy about this but lately it's just been weighing on me.

What kind of cancer did you have? Good for you that you survived.

3DPD
fug off biofag

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Then your problem is that you think a thing, in this case a girl would be the catalyst to you taking charge of your life.
What is the problem with starting already? If your motives are so shallow you would need someone elses motivation to accomplish them maybe you should rethink your goals in life.

You absolutely do need intimacy to survive.
Solitary confinement is literally torture and when done for even a few days can drive people into clinical insanity

Do meth, people have sex parties on meth.

Well, you aren't isolated, you can go out and about, talk to people, see people all day.
You need social interaction, intimacy isn't a need in any way shape or form.

>I have chronic mental illness, my dad died when I was 17, and I spent a fortune on a worthless college degree
What mental illness do you have? I am bipolar type 1, my mother died when I was 12, and I'm a high school dropout and with all of that said I lost my virginity when I was 15. Stop making excuses m8

I'm listening to melancholic Russian rap right now.

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>tfw

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I haven't even spoken to a girl my age in 5 years or so. Haven't had a text from anyone other than my mom for the same time. I'm so disconnected from people my age at this point.

you are not allowed sorry, your genes have to go extinct and there's a possibility that you impregnate a woman if you start approaching them instead of waiting in your room that she appears in your door

How many girls have you asked on date this year? Checkmate.

Btw dancing lessons are designed for desperate women to find partners. Try them.

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>Yes because putting my penis in a vagina is gonna make my disconnection with other humans and especially females disappear.

You can go to a good hooker and ask for the "girlfriend experience." If you like her you can become a regular. It works for me. I'm not even ugly or autistic, I'm just not interested in having a real relationship but a good escort can satisfy that basic need for sex and human connection.

Non-Hodgekins lymphomic cancer. It appeared in my neck and then migrated into my chest. It would have spread to my groin and bone marrow, then I'd truly be fucked and probably be dead. Luckily though my cancer has a 95% cure rate if it didn't spread to my bone marrow which it didn't.

I already went to hell, why must I go back in again. I just want to be normal.

Escorts are illegal here.

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That's ridiculous man. If I even have to pay 1 € it's not genuine. Sex is easy as fuck to obtain if you want to. True intimacy is not.

I already told you, being lonely or not having intimate relationships isn't a need for survival
Something chemical is wrong in your brain if you overthink such a arbitary thing like having a girlfriend.
Consider going to a physician rather than a shrink to get your problem sorted out on a medical basis

kek

Just think of it like going to a therapist. I honestly think a lot of mass shootings and suicides could be avoided if more guys did this.

Don't give your opinion please. I can already tell you had friends in your childhood, had relationships at an early age, probably have a gf now/had one recently. You live in a COMPLETELY different dimension. You can never understand people who have been alone for most of their lives. This thread is not for you, just go enjoy your life. But don't give advice.

>How many girls have you asked on date this year? Checkmate.
You realize that just walking up to random girls in the street and asking them out has 0 probability of success, right?

After you finish highschool and the freshman party years of uni die down you'll find that unless you have a wide circle of friends and social connections, you literally never meet any women outside of a strictly professional context. Why the fuck do you think online dating is a thing, you zoomer shit?

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No, i am a kissless hugless handholdless virgin.
I have a small circle of 2 maybe 3 friends but that's about it.
I just dislike peoples tendency to overcomplicate a matter like this.
Intimacy isn't a ''need''. If you are depressed it's a chemical imbalance in your brain, see doctor not a shrink.
If you are ugly enough to not attract any girl, good, nature works as intended and your fate was to die alone anyway.

No one ever said it's a need though. I just want it.

abi :(

>You live in a COMPLETELY different dimension. You can never understand people who have been alone for most of their lives
This. Fucking normalfags couldn't make it to a party once and think it qualifies them as lonely.

We don't have any friends. We don't have any connections. We can literally go months without talking to women outside our immediate family.

see You blow this out of proportion.
Stop feeling sorry for yourselves that ''woe is me i can't get a girlfriend'' and do something else with your life.
If it's never going to happen, fine, accept it and move on.

>tfw 16cm and thin
roasties would just laugh at my tiny cock

>Btw dancing lessons are designed for desperate women to find partners. Try them.
This never occurred to me until now, thanks Czechanon!

But that's not me saying those things though. Also I'm doing other things with my life. I just feel bad at the moment and wanted to share on Jow Forums because it feels good to talk to some people about it as I have no friends in real life either.

4-5 years for me

10cm and thin, get on my level

This but from a male

>You blow this out of proportion.
You simply don't get it because you are a normalfag.

Honestly I am sick of this Belgium fag (probably Walloon) and his stupid whining. Just fuck off and kill yourself if you are so unhappy.

The women will think you are gay since you want to dance. They will humiliate you by asking you if you have a boyfriend.

Okay please, enlighten me how i am more normal in any context than you?
Outside of being an adult in the conventional boomer context of making money, paying taxes, owning a house and a car i am a kissless hugless handholdless virgin who can count his friends on one hand.
How much more do you require of me?

You can be as rude as you want but don't call me a Walloon please, thanks.

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20 years old kv, but I don't give a fuck because I have anime.

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Eventually that mental facade is going to fade and you are going to have to confront your life decisions user.

Why are you so sure it wouldn't?
I have been actively improving my life for decades, but I just want a qt to give me a real reason for improving myself instead of my current reason which is "I just wanting normies to shut the fuck up about what I do with my life".

Panic disorder supposedly it's pretty treatable but there's no way I could afford a psychologist
> bipolar
Typical Chad mental illness, girls love aggressive and emotional retards
Try getting a girl when your brain randomly decides to make you think you're in a the middle of a nightmare all the time. No one finds fear sexy.

Pic related.

Why do you think i mentioned dancing lessons?

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Literalmente daría mis testículos por volver a tener tu edad, no sea weón compadre.

Then as i thought your motive is based in the opinions of your peers.
So your anxiety and concerns about having a girlfriend stems from you not having purpose.
So join the army, start a company, travle the world, become a Jow Forumsnisman, do SOMETHING that isn't conforming to the 9-5 mortgage lifestyle

> implying anyone would trust me with a gun or money
jesus you fucking normies really have no clue what life is really like do you?

Are you the Swede who always responds to the 15cm Hungarian guy?

see

If we double teamed a hooker you could probably make my cock look normal but otherwise I'd never want to show it to a female
You either lose by having a cock too small or you win by having a cock large enough so having a 10cm isn't much worse than 16cm

A failed normie is still a normie

But 15cm is average...

So being a standup citizen, working to feed myself, paying my taxes makes me a normalfag?
I already told you i have nothing in terms of social accomplishment.

The fact that you still believe in the lie of an idealized normie world is the reason you're a normie. You're literally just an NPC reciting lines that you've been told.

I'm 19 and haven't had a genuine social interaction with anyone since 2011.

I didn't even get to live my late chilhood/teenage years. Fuck that hits me hard. At least most of you people ITT had a nice chilhood/teenage years..

Planning to blast Eurobeat in my car at 100 kmph and then suddenly stop beside a girl and tell her to hop in. Thoughts?

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~30% of Jow Forums is female.

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Yeah and they're all excursively on /cgl/

>soon to be 31

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kek autistic faggs

Based truth poster

What are you supposed to do? Just randomly walk up on women you see on the street and ask them out?

>20cm and moderately thick
>still single

It doesnt help as much as you think it would. You need to have a woman grope you up or take your pants off before it even matters.

>bipolar
>Typical Chad mental illness
This is actually very true from what I've observed.

There's something wrong with your brain if you're not confident with a 20cm

That is too bold. But you can ask for their number instead. And ofc you dont approach anybody. Find somebody who is obviously bored or waiting for something.

Or just go to the social events designed for dating like night clubs (sluts), dancing lessons (desperate ladies) or fashion shows (hehe, i am bisexual UwU).

That's not the point, if you have a small dick it doesn't matter if you're confident or ripped because you got a small dick.

really makes you think

You won't

It's only reserved for Chad, never forget it

Women don't want you or even think about, they rather share one Chad between them, they masturbate about them, and honestly? It's the right thing

It's how it's supposed to be, the good genes get passed on and the shitty genes disappear, unless you cheat with money or status

Just never forget your role in this Earth, forget about women, sex, love, go focus on entertainment, art, other types of fun, dedicate your life to shit like online games, maybe you even gain something out it, but forget the cute girl you dreamed about, she doesn't even think about you and it's been 7 years, you still remember that day

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I was raised in relative isolation with no neighbors or siblings and only interacted with other people my age in the context of school until I got to college.
My parents doomed me to be a sperg.
Plus I'm self conscious about being circumcised.

And what if no such events happen here besides the occasional house party but my town in like 75%+ male with the majority of women being older than me.

I did exactly this, and it made me somewhat happier.
I started investing in stocks after i graduated highschool, now i can live a comfy neet lifestyle.
People who cant get girls just need to dedicate their resources somewhere else

Only fools stay in places without future.

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It's where I go to college. I have no clue what I'm actually doing once i graduate. Maybe I'll take a trip to Europe or travel around the states or something.

this is me exactly

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Economy, art, teachers and other humanities often have more girls than boys. But it may be possible in usa are unis where they teach only X instead of everything...

I refuse to accept your story that there are no sluts around. I bet you simply arent looking at right places.

Durance is a bro, Pallegina is super boring.

none of them browse Jow Forums.

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Or maybe I just don't want a slut.

There are women here. They're mostly just older, untouchable, crazy, taken or any combination of the four, along with opportunities to encounter them few and a far between.

It gets a little exhausting after years of rejections.

You can't get rejected if you never attempt

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I made the horrible mistake of many, many attempts.

>Btw dancing lessons are designed for desperate women to find partners.

Can confirm but are usually full of middleaged divorced and alone people

>tfw EE
I push my eyes into my fingers

In this university those classes have more girls than other subjects in that they have maybe A girl as opposed to not.

Me first, I’m 30 on Friday.

Unless you count insanity and the brain as not an organ.

dude come to the brew essay, chicks love accents

Thanks for reminding me of this feel
;_;

Quousque tandem factionem cartellum et officiorum machina patientia nostra abutitur, dum navis pretoria ressurectionis ad proficis cendum parata est.

girl here, here's how i've met my partners
>best friend in high school
>went to a traditional dance with a friend's partner's friend
>part of my d&d group

just actually have hobbies where you'll meet other people, or worst case go clubbing since there are going to be girls there hoping every guy there isn't a complete jackass and just wants to be chill