Tfw 18 year old crypto-multi-millionaire

Where the fuck do you guys live that 900k is not making it? Maybe not lambo lifestyle, but still financially free.

fuck. I feel you bro.

together we suffer

only like 800k after taxes, not so much to live on for the rest of your life

worst part is ath was 1.25MM and then got JUSTed hard and now that I sold everything I am sure the bullrun will start any day so I can get justed again

>taxes
kek

Satanic get checked

800k would be more than enough if you went to Eastern Europe or Asia. Probably not in USA I guess.

What did you invest in?

Shit, you can buy a slightly used Lambo for around $200k if it matters that much. Fuck pissing away that much on a horribly depreciating asset, though.

I fucking hate taxes and think they are theft but there are not many options for small fish like me
fun fact: I even moved countries to reduce the tax bill but got JUSTed there as well because the market tanked just before I had time to finalize it

btc in 2013, eth and omg in 2017
maybe not impressive to you multi billionares here who got 999x in 6 months but it is what it is

Crypto kiddies seriously, just throw the 800k in safe bonds at around 3-4% and collect an easy 30k or so a year. Sure it's not amazing but it's enough to get by while you do other shit.

Assuming you're not larping OP, soon or later you're going to be miserable if you're not already, and probably an heroe because of your future degenerate way of life.

You'll get another chance to hit $1 mil user

it is actually less than 800k and i moved it all to my investment broker already but can't figure out anything safe to invest in. maybe I will just let the broker manage it for me while I continue wagecucking

thanks user, you too

know that feel bro.

hopefully I can hit at least $650k over the next 12 months so I can try and create some wealth. shows the state of me that my expectations have gone so low. maybe 650k then do south east asia for a year on the cheap

I hope you make it, I can recommend sea, i felt really happy when i was there years ago even though i had no money at that time

yeah, unironically working hard at something is a better feel

thanks man, i'll be hoping you make it next time the markets pick up some pace.

larping apparently

>Be me
>Spend first 2 years out of college wage cucking at a terrible job with a horrendous supervisor, having full blown anxiety attacks while working on music til 2 AM after work every day
>Finally music pays off and start getting good shows and tour opportunities, people buying albums
>Have lived a portion of my life amazingly, touring in a rock band
>Know what it's like to be able to spend every day doing things you want to do compared to working a shit job
>Want my own place, settle down with woman, have kids, can't afford to do all of that as a musician
>Spent the last 5 years wage cucking again. Much better job but nonetheless spending many hours every day doing something I don't really care about
>Maybe will get to make it and taste that sweet fruit again thanks to crypto, will be 35+ and have already experienced many humbling things
>Will be able to give an amazing life to my daughter

user is right, having had been through real life experiences which give you perspective and then not having to work is way, way better than being some 18 y/o child who will probably always be a spoiled little unfulfilled shit because they never had to struggle. And no, your mommy spanking you is not a struggle. My dad used to smack me around open fist and use the belt, and that was nothing compared to the perspective of pain being an adult having to survive in this shitty modern world gives you.

This
I knew a guy who made millions playing online poker back in 2004 or so. He would complain about how he feels like he missed out by never being forced to wagecuck. He had a very romanticized idea of what it's really about since the closest he ever got to it was sitcoms on TV. I told him any wagey would trade for his life in a heartbeat but I don't know if he ever really believed me.)

tfw I actually hijacked OPs larp thread and made it my own larp thread.

and thanks anyway, maybe if my shitcoins would 100x next bullrun I'd be a comfy neet
the part about sea being great was not larping, definitely go there and have the time of your life especially if you like asian girls

>be 27
>Bought Bitcoin 4 years ago
>It was $750 for one coin
>Dumbasses on on biz don't realize I would have to have spent $85000 back then to be at age 23 to be at $1000000 right now
>You're all stupid as fuck believing dumb shit when people say they're rich fags
>Only people with that money back then we're boomers

Fuck you guys are retarded

yeah thats what i'm hoping man. start off with a few months in pattaya to find my feet. not sure how to bareback chicks and not get sdi's though. might find a hot young one, get her tested and then just shack up for like a month before moving on.

>investing in bonds at a young age

Don't bother. Do stock market index funds. You'll get better returns in the long run even accounting for market crashes.

yeah anyone who put money into it back then probably put like 5000 max

i would not bareback the hookers there unless you test them before like you said. pattaya is crazy, go to soi 6 and you can fuck a girl in the bar for around $40