I'm at a Party with a ton of thots, How do I get one to sleep with me?

I'm at a Party with a ton of thots, How do I get one to sleep with me?

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show your fake portfolio

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no you're not.
if you were, you wouldn't be on Jow Forums.
faggot
>BUSINESS AND FINANCE

tell HER that you'll go all in HER.

sauce

get off Jow Forums you loser

Go up to one and ask her how much linky to put it in her stinky

newfag

post a real pic or no advice.

send pic, faggot. otherwise larp.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner

Pic is party, more ppl on the balcony

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Girl to guy ratio 2:7
Go to a party where its more like 7:2 fucking idiot. You're going to have to show the highest sexual dominance at that whole party to get pussy.

Show her your shrimp empire on EtherShrimpFarm.com

That's not a party, that's a cry for help

>Not putting yourself in the photo
Not gonna make it

Ask HER how much to go all in HER

bitches love scrimp

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That's hilarious, gonna try

That's an extraordinary amount of eggs.
Also not gonna get pussy tonight judging from the girl to guy ratio, your height and the fact that you're on 4chink.

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Eth party now.

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SAUSAGE FEST BOI

I'm still jelly, though. Further notice on the eggs, they all have different cartons, too.

College kids do this weird thing where they hoard old garbage. It's called being a lazy fuck.

>saves photo as png

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Its a widespread phenomenon amongst male and female college students and its actually fucking disgusting

t. 20 year old tradie who visits college friends

>He doesn't keep egg cartons around in case he starts feeling artsy fartsy
Do you even CRAFT bro?

Yup. I would fucking slap someone around if they were that filthy. 23 year old who's been in the military since high school though, so I guess I actually learned how to clean a fucking mess up.

Her feminine benis looks to be larger than my one.

This is based

2 women is not a ton of thots

me on left

There is 4 more on the balcony

Show them a fakefolio with 500k linkies

Two whole women, what a party.

Why would he embarrass himself like that?

Those girls are uncomfortable

Are you a fucking incel?

Pull one into the bedroom and start making out. Put your hand down her pants and start rubbing her pussy. If she says no, push her away and go have another beer. Wait 15 mins and find another. Continue until one says yes, fuck her and cum inside.

>2 girls
user, is this engineering?

Lol bunch of ugly fucks

ahahahahahahah

post pics

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lets go to the party lacey, me and my boyfran will be there and you'll be the only single gurl, we're gonna get so much attention af gurl

>Btw am all in on FUN

Let me know how it goes

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Slouch down and Tell them they niggas boutta be dabbed on

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>thinks that's a ton of thots

>autist hiding face in the back.
>30 year old blading boomer with s.oy beard.
>dumb looking normie
>dumb looking drunk normie
>ugly Mexican.
>autsitc 14 year old chubby kid.
>soulless roastie with a 1000 cock state.
>turbo manlet.

Holy shit is this what college parties are like? This is sad and repulsive, I would never go to a party. Disgusting.