/brit/

coming to the realisation im a bit of a creepy pervert. not even an incel but i think about shagging constantly, slow down when driving to look at womens arses, constantly look at porn and can become almost completely distracted from whatever i am doing by the appearance of a semi attractive women

Drill beats are always fucking great. Proper forward paced exactly like the actual lyrics about dealing and running a lot etc.

not gay just appreciate the male anatomy

stormzy bruv

Everyone's a pervert. It's human nature. The girls you're checking out all have sucking cock on their mind and are checking out for guys.

no

So John Lennon and Paul McCartney used to do circle jerks, big whoop. Me and the lads used to beat the bishop together and race to see who could squirt one out first.

save the white south africans

You aren't a creepy pervert, this is basically every lad. Or if you are everyone is.

What did you just say?

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same

On board lads

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Beautiful and perfect Emma Watson wants to have sex with me.

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from where to where?

Based and redpilled

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have a nice flight. what type of aircraft?

Auckland to Dunedin

The early days of the Beatles sounds really homoerotic. Wouldn't be surprised if they were bumming backstage.

I'm emma
I'm claire
and we're the salmon sisters

Perfect. Pottery.

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cold out

what is the appeal in weed it is actual shit and severely overrated

emperors new clothes drug

>i can't resist ben & jerrys

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wait what's the thing in the water they're all riding

great see u soon
- T x

love how everything is labelled for easy identification
BG simply is /our guy/

Coming home lads

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im woke to the JQ, race and IQ, population replacement, islam, and the global war on whites

10 hours? what the fuck

It's my favourite drug. Totally fucks you up beyond belief. It feels like pure magic.

Some people have trouble metabolizing THC. Maybe you're just not getting the THC.

words/phrases i'm tired of hearing - work in progress
>gaslighting
>dog whistle
>emotional labor
>problematic
>prejudice + power

Beta males mogged intensely

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und du bist auch unglaublich schwul oder?!!?

great see u soon
- L x

>first day of elementary school
>this kid holds out his hand to shake

wat do?

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would GREATLY like to know why this nobody's opinion needs to be shared

lads
went to walmart today to pick up tortilla chips and hydrogen peroxide
had quite a greasy meal yesterday and was getting particularly gassy
went into a vacant aisle to rip a good fart and felt the indistinguishable burning heat at the pucker of my sphincter that comes with diarrhoea
was too late, huge round thin cake of shart semifluid passed from my ass to the inside of my boxers
hurried to the bathroom at the front of the store and padded my underpants with toilet paper after wiping up the shit, leaving a strong, light brown, wet stain in its place
have officially started in the mart today

maybe lad
it just puts me in a half-sleep state which I don't enjoy or find comfortable

tried one strain once that made me feel like I've had a lot of coffees I didn't like that either.

flash gang signs at him violently

Hello Adolf

Pilled and red based

you've likely never had high-quality dispensary weed

edibles will fuck you up too

"from the word go"
"at the end of the day"
"touch base"
"literally" used as an amplifier not to mean something is literally truie

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he'll build a wall of legos around your ass

befriend him and become a wealthy elite

>"literally" used as an amplifier not to mean something is literally truie
That is literally the most annoying thing.

Watching 17 again with Zac Efron unironically lol
This is my rock bottom

what does gaslighting mean

>"literally" used as an amplifier not to mean something is literally truie
nothing wrong with this

blue sky thinking

Makes me want to live in the forest every time I hear it

Man love labels.

What's happened so far
Did he turn 17 again

that whole comic is essentially baseless namecalling

hello nogger

This mate
*pulls down pants*
*produces bic lighter*
Watch and learn

uhh actually gay means happy so yes i am gay

fucking with a girl/guy psychologically

I dare you to post her bare legs from behind, standing.

Do you agree with the gook

No he's dancing on a basketball court
Someone just called him vanilla ice

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I have brief periods of gayness interspersed amongst long periods of melancholy.

Mr Trump, welcome to school.

manipulating someone by changing facts so they question their sanity

thought it meant eventually making people unsure of themselves by saying that things that actually happened didn't happen, thus making the victim doubt their own credibility and veracity

very good looking today. shame I will wake up tomorrow looking like a cretin

how can a person fuck psychologically another?

What does the grass represent? What do their seats represent? What does the clocktower in the background represent?
I have no clue what this picture means

noticed anything?

...

Moving at 300kph lads
Chinese trains are BASED

By being me
You manipulate birds and other people into doing your bidding. They begin to speak your language. It gives me a thrill.

/brit/ is by far the best general, /cum/ is the worst

I don't know what we did to deserve this fate

it's a university

enjoy listening to the lad in front of you listening to his show on full volume

hope you crash

But what does it MEAN

hat

Can we please end the use of profanity on /brit/?

french trains go faster

I'm sick and tired of all these autocoprophagous troglydytes I have to endure day in day out.

I see

give us some tips

No, I'm a rare type of person statistically speaking

I paid an extra £3 for a first class ticket and there are people still doing it
People do it in business class to but I'm almost at Guangzhou so it's reet

*noise happens*
>hey did you hear that noise?
>nope, you must be mental m8

are you completely disconnected from politics?