Hey user, I'm Allah, the creator of everything everywhere

SANTIAGO!

Is it gay to fap on shemales?

strafe alle, bitch

Are traps gay?

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boys pentending to be girls ? no of course its not gays :)

Allah, you should really press reset button and try again from scratch

i only bow down to jupiter, the beginning and the end. when the stars are lying in the sky, the lord shall come from beyond the grave, and will start the world anew, from the ashes of the old world. his breath is fire, his stare is winter. The seed has been planted, the blood of innocence has been shad, the lord of the sky calls you from beyond the pantheon.

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Why did you give that hungarian user a 15 cm penis?

Dear Almighty Allah why didn't you make anime and lolis real?

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Why did you do that to lachlan.

rasheed

Tits or gtfo

THANK YOU ALLAH FOR CREATING SALAMI

if you made this world for humans then why is much of it composed of deserts and oceans you cunt

wtf did i smoke today?

Why you only speak Arabic? Why had you sent all your prophets to Middle East and never to India?

give me a gf pls

>Hello, Mr.Allah, what do you want?

>Allah
VADE RETRO SATANA

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You did a really shitty job man
Stop being lazy and apply yourself

>jupiter
>the beginning
>what is chaos, Gaia, Uranos, Kronos, Reia, the entire first generation of titans, cyklopses, and hekatoncheirons, and a shitton of whatever else roamed the universe at the time

>SALAMI
>SALAM I
>I SALAM
>ISALAM
>IS A L AM
>IS L A AM
>ISLAAM
really makes you ponder

when he remakes humankind, wouldn't that make him our beginning?

“because I’m not a sick bastard” (c)

Allah literrally means God you Qartli dip

Allah is just a word for god, not the actual "god of the muslims". If any muslim says otherwise you have my permision as a muslim to kill him

Wait, I thought your name was Yahweh?

No, thats "ilah", "Allah" means "THE God", specifically, """god""" that mudslimes worship

Why did you create passable traps if it's gay and haram

Piss off

The Abrahamic god then.

Give brown gf.

If I start worshipping my imaginary friend and claim that he’s the God of Abraham can I start a religion too? It worked for Mahomet.

illah means “to the”, thus Allah - something you must aim.
Nonethless, even if what you said is true, it’s the same god as in all abrahamic religions, they even got Jesus Christ as God’s prophet.

Daily reminder muzzie god is not the same as Christian God otherwise we would be having 4 underage gf's right now

LI MA KONTX KELB GĦALA ĦLAQTNI DAQSHEKK DIFETTUŻ!?

desu that wasnt even imaginary. It is recorded what Mohamed felt while conversing with "Gabriel" and descriptions (getting strangled, for example) are awfully similar to being demon possessed. In fact, Mo did thought that he was possessed by the Djinn (and he was really insecure about it through his life, thats why its mentioned several times in the Koran) and wanted to kill himself. Unfortunately, his merchant wife smelled profit and convinced him that he was actually a prophet.

fuck off cloud nigger

>illah means “to the”, thus Allah - something you must aim.
It isnt, you fucking retard. Ilah has similar root as other semitic languages for "god" ("El").
>Nonethless, even if what you said is true, it’s the same god as in all abrahamic religions. they even got Jesus Christ as God’s prophet.
If it isnt Trinity, its not the same God.
Also no, Islamic """Jesus""" was invented by Mohammed to justify himself and has nothing to do with Jesus in the Bible.

You'd be surprised how similar Islam is to Christianity.
Jesus is the most mentioned figure in the Quran, even more than muhammad.
I think the third most mentioned is the Virgin Mary.

Nice hat!