/v4/ + and our slaves

Slovakian terrorists, robbers and criminals edition

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I love Jánošík unironically

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>mom
>step mom
>sister
>step sister

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Janosik was Polish

>proportion of female visitors
How do they even check that?

Why? He was just a guy who didn't wanted to plough his land so he went inna woods and robbed people. Then he got caught and hanged. After 200 years his death he was proclaimed a freedom fighter, hero, father of Slovakia and the inventor of the penautbutter+jelly sandwich. Now people put his face on Chinese made hats, Shepard's axes, clothes and bryndza and sell them to simple folk.

Why do people love robbers and highway man too?

You would never understand. Porn is about taboos and getting deeper in stuff. If public kissing was banned, then people would fap to porn with public kissing.

slovaks know czech girls are superior
muhahahahaaa

>Jow Forums turns off my thread watcher out of nowhere
>all my saved threads are gone
what a shitty fucking website

>fridge broke up
>argie broke up
who's next?

haven't fucked my moldavian hooker for the 4th week

not sure if it counts

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>who's next?
Litwin

the data is probably only taken from people who are registered on Pornhub and filled the private details on their profile

come to think of it, I haven't fucked anyone in four weeks

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I haven't fucked anyone in 24 years

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Do you want to make a suicide pact with me?

are you the vak from Bratslava?

I'm thinking about whoring myself trough your city this Saturday or Sunday. How much is the Autobahn ticket for vakia?

>are you the vak from Bratslava?
no you retard, look at my flag

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Slovaks go to study and work to Bohemia, because Slovakia is poor and shitty.

t. Slovak enroute to Praha

it looks the same desu

I can't tell the difference between slav flags. Looks like a bloody split after washing your teeth with colgate.

spit*

why are you in hungary then?

>80 €/h

so this is the power of East-Eu despotism?

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Okay quick guide to Slav flags

Poland: they use the flag of Bohemia for soem reason
Czechia: the flag of Bohemia with the blue triangle
Slovakia: Russian flag with the bigger coat of arms
Slovenia: Russian flag with the smaller coat of arms
Croatia: Dutch flag with a pineapple
Serbia: fucked up Russian flag with two eagles
Bosnia: Looks like a USA state flag with yellow stars
Montenegro: Commieflag
Bulgaria: based white-green-red flag
Ukraine: not a country
Russia: fucked up dutch flag
Belaruse: looks like a table cloth with red-white-green colours.

wtf, happened to me too. I noticed something was different but didn't know what. god I think I'm going blind

I am a stoopid Slovak I lost my way :"=((((
>pays 80 euros for a whore
>picks an ugly one

you've forgotten to mention Hungary

Oh you are right. Hungary's flag looks like the old Habsburg flag with a red stripe in the middle.

wrong. its from google cookies so its scary accurate

no ass
80 euro

fucking hell stop. you foreigners are raising prices for us around here and then whores think they are worth almost 100 for half hour

>tfw no muscle gf

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b-but that specimen is like a 8/10 here

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Kotti

pay like 50-60 max...

>tfw had suicide pact with femanon
;_;

d-delet

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>she'll never put you in a headlock with her thigs
why even live

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how are you doing on this fine thursday evening?

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>why even live
I don't know

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bad, got a headache, full nose and sore throat
also i said some dumb shit to my best m8 today so i might have have fucked it for good

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Oh the irony

Why do people in general find these guys ugly and unpleasant?

>Poland: they use the flag of Bohemia for soem reason
(You)

This but with ottoni

Blessing this thread btw

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I don't know, but that might be because they don't live in Europe afaik

#
>ripped
>no tits
If you're attracted to this you're a genuine faggot Tbh

they look like rats

everyone itt will break up with gf

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going to Georgia in a week

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can't break up with gf if u don't have one

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you can still do it with your fap hand. I did that because porn doesnt do it for me or movies or life itself

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>you have boring life
sums up my life perfectly

Please delete this post.
Thanks.

Business trip or vacation?

same

I'm finally moving out of home so I finally have the opportunity to change it though, hope I don't get lazy

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which one?

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Blessing this thread

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Most of the stuff in the middle field is reasonable and attainable though.

>Polak gf never ever

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vacations, going with the lads
the best one

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Going to see a psychologist tomorrow.
In ~two weeks I'm starting a new job where I'll be finally uncovered as an incompetent brainlet, then I'll spend roughly a year unemployed in isolation before running out of money and committing suicide.

>mountain magyars are inbred retards speaking slavic
no way

So how's your day been, frens?

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>be 3rd worlder retards
>make a very bad broken mess of a game thats unplayable and is flawed and buggy to the core
>firstie retards love it
just why?

>vaks getting ridicouled
>hun dropping the bant bomb

like clockwork

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>play videogames on a toaster whole life
>wish for a new, powerful computer
>finally buy one
>get bored of videogames month after

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you spent a lot on those camos in warthunder ,hunie?

Just emulate old games, that's what I do mostly. Plus consoles.

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what game are you referring to, fren?

just seeing those specs makes me angry

oh shit, you're right, I completely forgot I wanted to play the MGS games and Silent Hill 3/4

thanks friend!

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Stalker, Mount and Blade and such turdheaps. I mean I get the basic premise but they are just so bad

last week I feel like total shit. Should I start with drugs/alcohol to make me feel better?

Glad to help fren, SH especially is amazing.

what are some good games in your opinion?

Why?

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Made me laugh

because the first world games are boring polished shiny shits and eurojank/slavclank are fresh but unpolished

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Stalker games are rather decent (although buggy) and so are Mount and Blade games, no idea what your problem is. What do you consider a good game, then

I really like girls with glasses

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I really like sleeping aka small death

because my PC was top tier in 2012 but is shit now and I dont have money for a new one because poorfag

All I had until 2013 was a laptop with a Pentium B940 and a Radeon 6470m. I can relate.

>be friends with a total qt3.14
>catholic
>super cute with glasses
>8-9/10 body
>turboslut

why god damn it

well my GTX660 still somewhat works and I could possibly play even newer games on medium/low with playable FPS but still. Being poor sucks, fren

I agree, tried them and I don't see the appeal at all

She's not much of a catholic then

I have too many to list. But I guess EaW, CoH, RO classic and RO2,RS2, Rome TW(the first one), New Vegas,All of the valve games, ect

all modern religious peoples are hypocrites in many ways

>why can't I get a gf?

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wheres the peepee?

until 2017 I had 4670 with 500Mb of vram. then I bought a new card for 500 euros + completely new pc and I dont have any games to play on it

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why should a nice girl settle for some low income ugly guy when she can just hop the borders and get a austrian or swiss?