/brit/

xanax

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Sound like it would be good banter lad. You tried writing it or anything?

been playing stalker like mad for the past couple days
installed some peng mods
got crashing problems to the point where its unplayable
dont care for playing it anymore

on my last 2 ciggies and i have no money to buy more
honestly i feel like crying.

meditation

have sex once

sue

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she cute

the celtic phenotype

should i cheat on my gf during freshers?

>tfw living in southern middle class england

ahhh, feels good to look down on these peasants from up here

>tfw anxious about your anxiety

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This post adds less than nothing to the thread, should report it for extremely low quality

>yfsgt.com/

>tfw you were around for the golden age of Jow Forums

can't believe he kept it going until 2016 tbf

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I'M A SICK CHUCK I LIKE A GOOD FUCK
I'M A SICK CHUCK I LIKE MY DICK SUCKED

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Absolutely. Any woman who is stupid enough to believe in sexual monogamy deserves to be cheated on.

how that vile noise classifies as "music" eclipses me completely.

can someone in or around merseyside buy me some cigs?

Oi m8 you got a license for that gf?

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have sex and stop being an anxiety-ridden virgin freak
honestly, just shag a prossie, if you can work up the bottle to do that, you'll be sorted

There is nothing wrong with shagging your mates gf

There is especially nothing wrong with shagging your mates ex

Open relationships should be the norm and enforced by the government

never had anything against middle class southerners til I actually started encountering them in real life

they really are a sneering nasty bunch of a twats

remind me again why did gookmoot make the banner adverts ridiculously oversized?

How the hell does that even work
telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/09/13/cornish-pasties-should-made-filo-pastry-not-shortcrust-health/

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i do indeed.
and here's my class 1 cunny license.
as you can see, everything is in order

yes yes these never get old

go on my son keep posting them it always rouses laughter out of us

just shidded in the fuggin doilet

sent ;)

That's just a very shit spaghetti bolognese isn't it

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dont care about sex

maybe just eat less and eat healthier things???

theyre some of the worst people in the uk

Can somebody post the Thailad webm again?

i am from the best demographic in the UK
middle class north welsh

doesn't matter
once you have sex it'll fix your brain
why do you think normies are so... normie?
it's because they're having sex

>haven't posted on /brit/ for months after posting daily for years
>make 3 solid gold posts
>0 (You)s

Lost my touch lads

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i cant say paki or nigger anymore because my redditflag makes me easily identifiable to the 'ol bill

Paid 200 quid for a hoodie

you sound upset

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see, upper class, I can respect
they're really wealthy - and they know it - but they don't always like to show it
they're modest in a way about it and half of the time they come out really sound and based

but middle class? fucking hell. they're so "ooh I'm slightly wealthy oooh look at me I'm rich ooh!" they're insane, they're mentally ill, they're terrible people
glad they're dying out, bastards

why did you stop posting

wtf i dont want to have sex now

>middle class southerners
Which in particular? Like curtain-twitchers in Essex?

@94895947
Another shit post, good job

you can be a virgin freak even if you've lost your virginity

>17 year old mentally ill 5/10 israeli girl on interpals wants to marry me
hmmm

Unironically because I started getting laid frequently. This place just seems so pointless once you have that.

americas getting its chuffing arse smacked by this hurricane aint it

sometimes the gf says meow during sex

The snakes are waiting

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wew

I think you're just hurting her there
>me OW!

Failure to kiss a girl by age 16 or have sex by age 22 ensures lifelong virgin freak status regardless of any future conquests

no I don't

cat shagger

lmao imagine you sit on the toilet and a snake swims up and bites you right on the 'arris

might have a wank you know

no reason you shouldn't
just think you'll have children of the chosen race

upper class are pompous wankers with no life experience and the lower class is stupid . the middle class are the true elite, combining the best of both to create the ultimate british citizen

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People aren't wrong when they say 50% of /brit/ posts are just useless/boring thoughts with no conversational value that spastics are throwing into a virtual garbage can
>I bought a shirt
>I played a game today
>I made a post earlier
Definition of "speaking because you have to say something"

sister posted this on her instagram

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That's called incel

What to.

/brit/ is a hivemind of the collective inner monologue of britain

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the upper class and the working class are both inbred
the upper class are evil krauts/frogs and the working class are filthy irish

just imagine being so shite that the only relevant thing about you is a fucking pasty

honestly think about 90% of all counties should just stop existing

t. lincolnshire

just leave if your going to be negative you stupid aussie cunt
based and correct

dunno yet
gonna see what's on the 'hub, maybe have a gander at r/incestporn

you only have a sausage so pipe down

just stop being a cunt
its legitimately not difficult

*arrives on your coast*

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half choon

youtube.com/watch?v=gd9tsqCu3MQ

bomber command won the war you fucking wog

all of those have conversational value, /brit/ just isn't good for conversation

>Your

Say the 14 words lads

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i have sex and i still post here
just the intp lifestyle i suppose

dear oh dear

good one kangaroo fucker

/brit/ is characterized by non-linear stream of conscience multi-depthed irony conversation. simply means you're IQ isn't high enough to understand it

*please be welcome in our country and rape as many girls as you can, preferably the blonde ones

Nah that was russia lad

what did you last wank to

Lads you probably missed it earlier. Hiro disabled all posters except for passfags for an hour, and they were posting the most unutterably shite of shite posts. Not even shitposts - shite posts.
desuarchive.org/int/thread/94883140/
The janny deleted the thread early because it was so bad he took pity on them.

wish girls this peng existed in real life