I will start
>Spain, I apologize for taking your rightful territories away from you
ITT: Americans apologize for their crimes
I am sorry UK for KICKING YOUR BUTT!!! lmao
fuck off
>wahh Amewica hurt muh feewings and muh natives
Boo fucking hoo. We Americans fuck shit up and don't apologize. I'm gonna drink bourbon, eat dead animals, and hoard as many guns as I can.
I am sorry for not being a yuropoor faggot
Sowwy for being #1 in nobel prizes and scientific papers. Has to really sting.
I'm sorry Native Americans, for being better at war than you hippie faggots
We are sorry for saving Europe from destruction twice over, we should have just let your pitiful continent burn.
I’m sorry for our Jews.
I'm sorry for our wh*toids.
They'll be gone soon enough.
Europe, I'm sorry we didn't mercy kill you in the 90s before you could get to your present state
I'm sorry for all those civvies we killed in Vietnam.
only thing we took was florida, they ceded california and the southwest to mexico
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>diseases do literally 90% of the work for you
>"sorry for being better at war haha"
only thing im somewhat sorry about
>implying biological warfare isn’t a thing
Mongols have a word for you, faggot.
It was a complete accident. Most of the Indians were dead by the time the Europeans moved in because the diseases moved so far ahead of them.
Sorry Brazil, for claiming we invented the airplane.
Not when the Mongols launched corpses infected with the Black Death over the city walls during the siege of Caffa, look it up. It’s very deliberate.
Americans need not apologize for their so called crimes, as we being the blackest of the black is what justifies what we have done.
>Apologize of winning
NO
Americans are despicable.
Do you have anything to say to MENA, Americans?
Sorry for the nice fireworks display you didn't deserve.
so jelly
Germany tried to fight the whole world. TWICE. Why are you allowed to exist?
based
>0 mentioned about hiroshima/nagasaki
They can have those worthless jungle rocks.
I regret nothing.
But you deserved it
You should apologize for creating ISIS, apologize for supplying ISIS, filling yurup with rapefugees and so on
But you deserved it
americans are subhumans and they will burn in hell
you unironically deserved it