/brit/

pulled one of these last year and professor didnt notice

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sold out to the government lads

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based
you know if you uploaded it to turnitin you're unironically giving him citations and thus furthering his academic career lmao

Alan is a bit of an upgrade for him I reckon

Fuck off queer

I could unironically cite alan in one of my current uni assignments

Sick if seeing and hearing dogshit

not him
but thankfully finished uni before most shit like that caught on, never would have made it through otherwise

youtu.be/QA3rPY_1t88

iq probably wouldnt be much above 100

>tfw got through uni with cheating and having chill professors
Should've been kicked out first year but now I actually have responsibility with other people's lives hahaha

POST
THE
TATTOO

Why do you post in brit? You're not British.

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>three citations

say hello to the new professor emeritus of applied mathematics at mahidol university lads

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHREK!!!!!!

love high wanks

he wrote a book lmao

Steel reserve

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Hate drunk wanks.

I still don't understand why he'd want to fully dox himself on Jow Forums.

is that literally a piss bottle?

I'm in my second semester and do most of my bibliographies by just writing out the essay first and then using journal articles and shit to support my work even though I've never read them by referencing specific page numbers. I know they have hundreds of essays to read so if it looks good on the surface they obviously won't spend any time looking up the page to see if I actually referenced information properly, all of my work is informed by just reading wikipedia articles and going from there

Reminds me of the time I almost died drinking this shit.

>Motto in English
>Do unto others as you would have others do unto you

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as if his employer cares, he hasn't really done anything objectionable by posting pictures or whatever
only you live in thailand too and everyone else is too apathetic to go and stalk him

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i got lucky as shit too, picked classes well, slid by, had a cool dean. have a good job now and have never looked back

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Did you drink 6 of them or something?

What a mental case

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>Capture.jpg

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Me too. I never get hard enough

fucking retard

More like Nassim Douche

My city is a shithole full of niggers, spics, Indians, ans Muslims

I wank for hours if I'm high
Fuck that i quit smoking weed though

Drank a 6 pack thinking it was beer. Before I knew it tge room was spinning violently and I passed out on my back. Woke up at 3:00 am and vomited all over the floor. Next day was the worst hangover I’ve ever had.

Still don't see it as a very sensible thing to do.

I imagine one of them is enough to get you extremely drunk
6 is stomach pump tier

have not a clue what nassims papers are on about

the only known photograph of thailad, 2016 (coulourised)

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Limmy

It was a 6 pack of pint cans but yeah I didn’t realize how drunk it would get me. I just thought it was beer.

have you actually learnt any thai thailad

Donde esta Beto?

conversational

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Yank posting hours truly are the worst, bore off yoou nonces

Classical music > Nicki Minaj

>old thing good, new thing bad

Yeah, I can comfortably say I speak Thai. Can't cope with anything too advanced, technical etc. though.

this is our thread now white boi

>autismobrit is here

hurrikino on gloomtube right now
youtube.com/watch?v=0CPpx9YlDik&feature=player_embedded

More like pootube.

>>autismobrit is here

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no i'm not

bas-

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>>>autismobrit is here

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thailad is like the william shakespeare of thailand

>>>>autismobrit is here

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t. Neoliberal stooge

love using my white superpowers to save little minorities

new gf

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>>>>>autismobrit is here

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peng
is she ir*sh too

Imagine wanting to be a lawyer

'tismomick is here

>I thought I would get it out of the way that I'm a white supremacist.

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you're such a fuckin dork ( i love it )
your boyfriend is a dork ( i love him )

rate me lads. no idea why it turned out orange. dont worry i already know im the most attractive man on /brit/

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is niggerbrit here?

giggling

Based paul nehlen

aye

most attractive man on /brit/

thinking about her

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love dog me

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I want to bend Emma Watson over and just go to town on her. I’d jizz inside her.

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are you turtle?

Paki
No he isn't some chad posted the other week

go where no man has gone befo- oh wait watson has had quite the cock carousel

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Ni hao

im a middle class failure who's squandered every opportunity handed to me

Happy birthday user

dont f**kin care mate

Middle classes are lucky for standard of living but doomed for everything else

Obsessed

Favourite YouTube channels?

you would have to be quite autistic to make this image

no cokelad hahaha. i saw turtle and stuff and realised i coul;d probably even wind people up with my face