/brit/

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youtube.com/watch?v=F0sRG9kAdqI
>x1.25 speed
zoo wee mama

The further women digress from the norms humans have lived by for 250,000 years the more angsty and unhinged men you will see in the world.
Has nothing to do with "equaling the playing field" or the men being "too weak to handle le indepndanym women"
It has to do with these retards that dictate culture trying to fight fundamental facts of nature.

youtube.com/watch?v=c69mQEGm-14

jesus they have not aged very well

Come on baby, don't fear the janner
Baby take my hand, don't fear the janner
We'll be able to fly, don't fear the janner
Baby I'm your man

are you a girl?

yes but his voice still sounds as good as it did 40 years ago so shut yer mouth

sue

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no, 25 year old male from chester

hello

Women should be locked in cages. We give them major power for 50 years and the west is already on the verge of collapse.

he looks very justed

looking forward to this x

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Pilledred

dropped my cum jar on the way to the toilet and its just everywhere, the house stinks

Now, I've got everything I ever wanted
But now I don't want it
It feels like I'm haunted, it feels like I'm cursed
Hopefully soon, I'll return to the dirt
A material world with a virtual nerve
Yeah, I see what it's worth, throw me out on the curb
Leave me behind, walk a straight line to hell
As y'all swerve away, lost in the choice not to sell

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hey :3

...

why

yeah but he literally doesn't give a shit
he's unjustable. he wants to be ugly. he has finally reached his peak form

Just spent a good minute yelling at Alexa but it was just a kettle in a dark room.

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can't be your bf then sorry x

Feel another poo coming, can't be having this.

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janny to /brit/ a turd needs cleaning, repeat, janny to /brit/ a turd needs cleaning

your su saving rate has been increasing over the last 100 days

nottingham on the morrow lads

I had diarrhea yesterday but it seems to be in order today

i understand, shame i really want a french bf desu

do you know any benders over there who might wanna be my bf?

why

So fucking bored

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Which came first?
The epidemic of effeminate men or the epidemic of masculine women?
Women don't need more power mate. They've already fucked us.

alri?

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art hoes

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any cat tug man in

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Imagine being this handsome

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I know a lass who's got a lot of gay male friends. might hook you up

got trapped gas again

was just thinking about that episode only 10 minutes ago

wow

salut x

i have to get all the pictures

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>Swansea playing Nottingham tomorrow
190, that you?

Noice

Just got home from toil

Spent 16 quid on gin feel like i shouldnt have desu trying to save money for rent

Living in brighton now

whered you get this picture of me

looks like strips of soreen malt loaf

Listening to the Throwback Party Spotify Playlist lads

fuck everything

I unironically look a bit like him, except I have blue eyes and slightly shorter hair

l understand

I look a bit like this

LOVE the concept of a United Europe
HATE the European Union

has been a sudden influx of these into my life recently
not really my type but not complaining either

cat tug

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going to a gig
in swansea you gimp

bender

peter!

look well better than this incel freak

women are brutal

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Bet sueposter hangs himself when she announces she's getting married and she's pregnant

Actually howling at this

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was shopping today and a short guy asked me to help pick a coat from a high up hanger for him because he couldn't reach
felt pretty flattered considering I'm only 5'10 myself

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thank god for life as a tall bloke

Are you on the bennies or does your family support your autism?

netsky coming to 'zillund in feb
might go

she already has a long term bf and always wears what might possibly be an engagement ring, its unverified but thats what some surmised it could be on 5ch

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this desu, it's the only thing i have going for me other than a career and a good body. face is painfully average.

didn't ask

for me, its George Michael - Careless Whisper (Official Video)

why are we ruled by bankers?

If you're over 6'3 face doesn't really matter beyond having a jaw that exists

it's honestly not a meme, social media has convinced every 5+/10 that they're some super special, totally unique and amazing woman

I mean imagine being able to command attention by just logging on to instagram, madness

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>What's the best cartoon according to zoomers?
Steven Universe

As good a cover as it ever got
youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws

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thought idols weren't allowed to have bfs

now im going for a nude shower

more of this

I'm 5'6 and hideous and I don't even bother anymore
I had my fun when I was a young teen, back before everyone else became a foot taller

UPDATE FROM OUR MAN PAT

youtube.com/watch?v=R9T4dGAxtO0

I want a French bf too
Do you have enough for everyone

Belay that order number one

Her name's Imogen Dyer

couldn't care less what this retarded boomer has to say

thinking about it, they never did prove George Michael was gay

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Anyone else enjoy licking piss off of toilet seats in nightclubs haha x

was then presenter on naked attraction always this thicc