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really makes you feel edition

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I'm Celto-Semitic

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slaughtered anglo because she didn't knew the internationale lyrics

this album sucks

grow a taste and a pair of gonads on the process

If you want to get sad listen at least listen to something mature like Luciano Cilio's Dialoghi del Presente, not washed down midwest teenage angsty slowcore neo emo trash

Emma is the most beautiful girl in the world and I want her to poot on my nose.

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What if i could only whistle the tune?

Boomer fetishes:
>Asian women
>Rough
>Bondage
>Exhibitionism

Millennial fetishes:
>Femdom
>Anal
>Shemales
>Feet

Zoomer fetishes:
>Cuckoldry
>Sissy
>Gay
>Interracial (BBC)

What’s your mental age lads?

my brother and i talk on the phone a couple times a week about politics, current events, etc and lately he's been reading these stories about data collection practices of google and amazon, which he said caused him to question why trump, who he voted for, hasn't done anything to fight back against companies who invade users' privacy

my brother's a libertarian his sentiment was unsurprising, and i'd forgotten about it till last night as i was listening to my brother try to rationalize the fact that trump never seems to stand up for the little guy. i argued that trump's primary motivation is and has always been self-enrichment. as a result, the man wouldn't hesitate to eviscerate privacy laws, environmental protections, bank regulations, consumer financial protections, and anything else he viewed as an obstacle to wealth if given the chance. usually in these situations my brother has some kind of retort but instead he was silent for a bit then told me i might be onto something

not sure what to make of all this but if nothing else hopefully this marks the end of my brother quoting ayn rand during arguments

Cannot get over how someone so BANG average gets so over hype.

I'm a femdom man myself

mtDNA coverage.

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>gay
>fetish
bit problematic..

Bent fucking bastard

"No!"

I just love amateur porn because I'm a normal human being mate

then I'd cut your wiener off anglo offpsring filth

Are you saying you would not huff Emma Watson's rank and pungent farts?

Everything I do makes me cringe in retrospect. Especially certain job applications.

business idea: beat the house

neurotypicals are not welcome here

business idea: side with yes man

Makes you think doesn’t it

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Loved your audition on naked attraction last night

It's cold outside this morning

What category is incestuous JOI?

Nah, House or Legion. In the new world old age ideals are insane.

I know I've had to put a hoodie on top of my t shirt. Times they are a changin

Cold out, Celtic weather

the gf

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For me, it's Maitresse Madeline Marlowe.

where's vanilla you fucking freak

Key word: fetishes

recently did a playthrough where i sided with the enclave remnants

vanilla is my fetish

atheism is my religion

vanilla isn’t a fetish, you just don’t have a fetish

I want Emma Watson to poo poo in my mouth.

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*doesn't have one he's willing to admit to
everybody has a kink

Damn....

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FORZA ITALIA

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Based honorary aryan

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>>Asian women

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hi where are the crumpet xdd?

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Do NOT talk shit about Johnnie Rotten.

I've got a vanilla fetish

I like when girls smell like vanilla and suck my shaft until I'm soft

aaah thank you farmers wife

ate dinner about an hour ago and I'm starving

oof

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Asian women are core boomer

only weak or elderly white men (nonces) pursue asian women

ah yes this is the quality, thought provoking content i read /brit/ for.
thanks for driving off the skitzo leaf that distracted me from it.

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Literally just accidentally permanently deleted my entire ''Jow Forums autism'' folder as I was trying to transfer it to my new laptop

It was so unbelievably daft how I did it that I genuinely think the Universe was trying to do me a favour

No you're just a spaz mate

I'm seeing double lads

listening to poogays

youtube.com/watch?v=FxQTY-W6GIo

lost the 'ginity yesterday at 19 years old

cutting it a bit late but she was very cute

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Former Nevermind The Buzzcocks host Mark Lamarr has been charged with common assault and false imprisonment, the Metropolitan Police has said.

ayyy

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But they could have had a viral video!

grats lad

youtube.com/watch?v=o6XlcarjqAw

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found it difficult to get hard despite her nice body don't know why

twitter.com/ItsAlexJackson/status/1040267319547764736

LMAO DUDE GAYS ARE SMART

Need a poo a pee a big fat wee and a cup of tea

Big fan of manufacturing jobs, dont have to talk to people, do the same thing every day, I can zone out and have big thinks once I get good enough at the job and it all becomes muscle memory.
Plus you dont have to deal with toilberg ever unless you fuck up.
Simple as

my 'Jow Forums folder' is just a load of pepe/wojak memes and frinkiak stills and a few one-time-use random ones I didn't bother deleting after but should have

I fuck it up, I fuck it up, mmm yeah
Shmegular, that's regular, mmm yeah
I hit it on the tour bus, oh yeah
If I'm a player, you a slut, ooh yeah
I told my .38 "I love you"
That my baby, when I pull up she pull up, too
See the, Hermes on the buckle ooh, and a
Lotta bag in the duffle, yeah
Leave 'em wetter, let it rain, nigga
Put the thirty to your motherfuckin' brain nigga, uh
I'm runnin' 'round with the same niggas
Same niggas that'll take a nigga chain, nigga

Maybe you are too nervous and not in the mentally aroused frame of mind.

too much wanking maybe a bit nervous too

First time nerves will do that to you. It’ll be better next time.

irish subhuman

fucking scouse twats

good post

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I want to make her my gf and cuddle with her.

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Outside of work, my life consists of videogames, live music, the internet, quiz shows and animation from various countries. What's even the point lads?

Found out last night my m8 has been seeing my ex who I still care about
Not pleased lads

I'm a 21 year old virgin is there any hope for me?

Doesn’t sound so bad.

fUCK
oFF
nORMIE
tWAT

my Jow Forums folder is like 40G by now probably

Why do yanks bleach their hair blonde so much? Quite misleading tee bee aitch

no hahahahaha

what is your favourite quiz show

Thank him for helping you get over the whore.

Could be worse, my dad's lfe literally consists og going to work, coming back and watching films on some stupid streaming box he has.

From morning until night he just sits with the curtains closed watching film after film after film, it\s so depressing

Your life needs so called balance which is essentially created by a female who you obviously will never have virgin freak

I'm just a humble Celt trying to make ends meet.

My old mate is going out with my ex and he fell out with me because I told him I smashed her in every hole and she told him I was abusive lmao

Lost mine at 23 to a girl seriously out of my league. So yeah, there’s still hope, but the clock is winding down.

eating chips and salsa lads

Haven’t had a nose bleed in months

21 & no job

What does cocaine smell like

post slags please

oi u lil cunts
mornin

great thread we got here.....

hello nigger

hello turkey

These are some VERY British posts
Why are Brits such snakes?