Tfw not born in Japan

>tfw not born in Japan

Is this the worst feeling of all time?

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You you were you would probably have killed yourself by now, so I guess not

you you you how are you

Try being poor.

What

Jesus its to early for this. it was supposed to say "If you..."

No, quite the opposite.
Only as a gaijin you can visit Japan and experience the fun parts of their culture without having to become a wageslave.

you would rather be born an insect than a human?

You dont want to be japanese. I wouldent want to be swedish either but thats just me.

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norway is like a comfier version of sweden

Suicide rate I not that much higher than European countries and is easily explained by demographics, they have a massive amount of old people, who in general commit suicide way often than young people.

I was born in Japan.
I feel sad

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Why? You live in Paradise

No, not being born in Scandinavia is

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You view Japan as some theme park. All westerners do this with East-Asia please fuck off filth of a human you are

You can always have surgery for penis reduction.

I can't eat even fish anymore

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Kys faggot

Do you love Japan?

あげ

>Be born
>Live in bleak apartment where the only recourse you have are good trinkets to play with
>Study in fucking preschool to get into a good primary school
>Study 4 hours a day every day in primary school so you may get into a good middle school
>Go to school every day until 4, take supplementary classes so you don't fall behind national average to 8, study until 11 so you can get into a good high school
>Rinse and repeat all the way until you finish college, you're psychologically fucked and stupidly reverent of your parents because of conditioning from them from childhood
>No wonder the avg Jap man in his young 20s is still a virgin
>Go into a oversaturated economy with a negative interest rate seeking employment against thousands of drones just like you, some much more intelligent
>Throughout every phase of this slipping behind just a tiny bit engenders suicidal thoughts


yeah ok

Sounds more fun than Australian tho

kys weeb

But they have anime

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you being born in sweden was a mistake
there is no mistake that cannot be fixed
here is a guy from sweden
who become a japanese national

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Why japs are so disgusting