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CEO Mike announcement edition

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awesome
you made it
thanks OP

FOR U

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Anyone see any winners? Is CHK still worth it?

I sold my SPY puts and literally the second after, SPY fucking tanked.

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The uglygers gonna get btfo by the han

Xinjiang belongs to REAL chinese.

its beautiful
just what i imagined
idve done it myself if i knew how to do transparancy in gimp, but i havent used the program in years really

AMD don't let me down!

W-what's going to happen with CARV boys?

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SOI is based today, got in just yesterday when it came up in my oil supplier screen

HII is not cheap, but it's set to outperform, I'm holding at least until earnings in August

I dunno. What's the next step after "pump"? There's a word, I think it rhymes?

Anybody who even bought that stock is a grade A idiot.

Me too slow at make thread T_T

Fake support @ 714

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If didn't sell the second market opened and then bought puts youre actually an idiot.

its going to moon infinitely in a never ending feedback loop.

everyone that we ever tricked into buying it is going to mars, and they all get seats on the board.

youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

I made $5.06 day trading it yesterday and then bought a forty of Colt 45

Loading up on AMAT today can someone explain why this isnt at least 30% undervalued

CARV doesn't have an options chain

when will RH just let people short already? shit sucks

Sometimes, I wonder if there are some Wall Street big boys lurking here looking for ideas and doing stupid shit for shits and giggles.

North Korea just won the negotiation battle. South Korea just cancelled the annual military drills.

The only correct answer
Abysmal guidance apparently, I closed my short position so you have my permission to moon.

>shorting CARV
but that would be rayciss m8

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5-10 years in prison in the UK for shorting it.

TSMC, Intel, Samsung, STM and NXP are all overcapacity already, who's gonna buy new machine tools ?

hey speaking of

you know how there's that etf, SHE, that tracks the Russel 1000 but only for companies that have a majority-woman C suite? and it underperforms SPY pretty badly?

somebody should make one that tracks only companies run by white or asian men, see how it does.

we tried to make one for jews but turns out its basically just the S&P500

:^)))

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Beat &crash. New normal for the market

I think it's 10% undervalued so I just bought calls

I picked up a couple cheap Oct 19th $60 calls this morning. Already positive.

>CARV

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lel
that would be a great idea
When someone said that the stock market is like shitposting with money, your idea would be equivalent to Jow Forums shitposting with shekels

>Related tickers
>JEW
>WITE
>MALE
>>AZN

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ha
why the fuck would they do that?
especially since their robinhood gold margins shit is all THEIR money. you know how much of their money would get destroyed if they let RHers do naked short selling? idiots would go short on low float pennyshit stocks and get creamed for 6000times their account

embed very related.
this mofo got stuck on the wrong side of shkreli
ignore the libertarian/commie whining about how you should buy gold/silver goyim

but its fucking funny. we would hear about this every goddamned day if RH offered short selling
youtube.com/watch?v=n1vNROeKKaU

Moron. It's going 274 today. You're going to get rekt.

SPY looking like a fucking seizmograph today

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Wow what happened ?

not enough good guys with guns

abcnews.go.com/US/active-shooter-incident-santa-fe-high-school-texas/story?id=55258606

>Sometimes, I wonder if there are some Wall Street big boys lurking here looking for ideas and doing stupid shit for shits and giggles
cant say for sure about this general specifically, but Jow Forums in general gets a LOT of viewers. lurkers outnumber posters by a wide margin. seeing as were like the retard funny farm version of them, i cant see why (if their aware of this site) they wouldnt come on here for funny joke ideas.

False Flag

Nothing was more weird than posting something on Jow Forums and seeing joe rogan quote it the next day on his podcast.

really, the shit with CARV
I remember (Comfy) bringing this up

this but unironically

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No one was killed. The shooter was arrested and taking into custody

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We should ban violent video games and short the makers of said video games.

I think one of Macron's advisors lurks too

>GOOGL slowly bleeding away this week

ya know, i dont have any ash to trade today. imma go pop on my stormtrooper boots, and pull out the old sherlock cap and dig on this for a while. if i find anything interesting ill come back and give yall a quick rundown

kek
you wouldnt believe the amount of coverage that these sites get. even the deeper chans, in addition to being trawled through by a litany of govt orgs, is also heavily lurked by nearly every mainstream and alternative news org. etc etc

never forget that someone is always watching

weve been spamming it as our joke stock for a while. seeing as there is literally no reason for this moon, im gonna assume that this is some big guy trolling us. its literally the shitiest bank ever

every single politician on either side of the aisle has whole teams of people monitoring all the main imageboards that pertain to politics etc

Every political reporter lurks these days too.

I tipped people off to the fact there was pedo shit on youtube and the next week youtube got hammered. nypost.com/2017/11/24/big-brands-flee-youtube-for-enabling-pedophiles/

Literally days after making 2-3 post limit threads on youtube pedophilia it made major news.

good
I fucking sold way too early and im waiting to get back in

1020 region is my buy in

really
Their market is the statistically one of the least well off population of the USA and also one of the least credit worthy.
Besides, based on my experience in many minority infested organization (fast food parlors, post offices), it is always a clusterfuck over every single little things.

Hmmm...
What was that somebody said about tripfags never making any good calls?

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Retardation comes in many shapes and sizes....

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The intel / 5 eyes operations are too obvious. They don't seem to be all that effective but did really help post-charleston as a scare tactic

Mainly in the fact you can call all the ringleaders fed agents, which is probably half true, to get people scared to do stupid shit like tiki torch marches.

Sad that the political manuevering IQ is so low that people didn't realize charleston protest thing was the death knell for those groups. If anything the left should have encouraged the public displays but instead they doxxed everyone and ensured it wouldn't ever happen again combined with endless "They are all FBI agents" postings. Sad low IQ people didn't see what really happened movement wise.

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im telling you guys its not a coincidence. these sites allow a format where info gets moved around freely. if its invalid, it will quickly be torn apart. hence why major happenings have been cause to pull the plug on this site and spam massive amounts of bots on the deeper chans

it has to be a joke. giants lurk amongst us

Who are you calling retarded? This is fucking brilliant.

You go long on things that might get banned because it creates a buying spree and then the ban doesn't happen. Why do you think I loaded up on Ruger and Smith & Wesson this morning?

im literally short TTWO right now

please join me friends

looking for something to throw 5-10k into
anyone know some good low-cap tech stocks with huge growth potential?

m8 the whole charleston thing was a set up
richard spencer is an IC asset
most of those fringe far right groups are founded, run, and funded by spooks (and the radlefty ones too obviously)

its that "let off valve" shit. they direct pressure, then let it blow off. ultimately making both sides look terrible, so that anyone who thinks they could change anything gets demoralized and does nothing (the ideal scenario for them)

I didn't say might get banned, I said we outright just ban the video games and fucking short the companies responsible.

kek
youre just looking for a short position
i get it

who's this "we" you keep talking about?

Shkreli used to post here quite often a couple years ago

It was a matter of time. After the 2016 election we got too much attention. 2020 Election is going to be like a billion shills descending on pol. I wouldn't be surprised if half the posters are paid or if it's just taken down by then because "russia controls it"

really you don't even need to pay them, you just need to find the people who will do it for free and tell them where to go

Praised be based Shkreli
I sent him a French essay as he published a wishlist on Facebook

BASED AS FUCK

Yeah, but I'm saying those movements also died at that event. Spencer has never had anything close to it and can only get other spooks to show up.

The doxxing and job losses forced the fringe non-spooks to all stop going and internal fighting and fed-calling of each other has killed the rest. Even Weev joined in calling the leaders spooks.

It's essentially killed so the bad PR won't continue. There won't be a round 2 as bad as they want to see it blasted across TV again. The small # of people they attracted all dried up.

I'm talking about us the American people. If we ban the violent video games, we stop the school shootings, and we short the companies that make them, we win and win.

niggers what low cap tech should I get

What’s the easiest way to kill myself?

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this
so much this
if they can direct the two sides to fight each other, nothing will come of it. a lot of wretching and screaming and blood, but no change

Jow Forums doesnt seem to realize that they already work for the IC

i wish theyd let him come back. dont they have internet in "club fed"? he was an incredibly sharp guy. itd be nice to have some people of his caliber in here (either helping us or fucking with us. doesnt matter really)

the IC has been here for at least as long as i have. the first obvious spook activity i remember was the whole "dont mess w football" story arc. that was like 10 years ago

>The small # of people they attracted all dried up
and everything is proceeding according to plan...

Yikes, you aren't even worth $200?

Just go off yourself now. We need less weak minded fags like you.

Throw a Mozel Tov cocktail from the gaza strip in the direction of Israel.

Buy cheap land someplace remote, sunny state is a good choice, and stop trying to get rich quick.

all in 1 day OTM SPY puts

wew
thatll do it for sure

so, problems with that:
1) the "American people" don't have any actual political power because America is a fake democracy
2) mass shootings predate violent video games, so that wouldn't even work
2.5) even if it would work I don't wanna do it, I'd rather have the occasional shooting, they aren't really that big of a deal
3) shorting doesn't work like that, and moralfagging in the market always fails which is why when I moved my portfolio to be full of fracking suppliers and weapons companies it started doing fucking great

goddamn all tripfags are tarded, I swear

/b/ was taken over by the FBI at some point. They killed it into what it is now.

Jow Forums flew under the radar though. I know people cared about it and monitored it but whatever #s they had probably went up 10x after Trump won.

It's not about solving the mass shooting problem, it's about making money off of our ability to manipulate the laws regarding certain markets.

>Assignments and exercises are $6.
Gross.
>Unlimited stock trades will cost just $19.95 per month.
Hmmm... Or, you know, FREE with Robinhood.

Was that post a fucking advertisement?
Are we getting ads in /smg/ just like that Manhattan Signature dickhead on /b/?

It's hilarious that the high volume is continuing today.
I wonder if that was a short squeeze or somebody operating a pump and dump by running the tape.

Sam Hyde can't keep getting away with this!

Thanks :^)

Yes because these types of attempts have always worked throughout the history of this country.

>Rock music is Satan's music
>Weed is the devil's drug
>Tv is rotting our brains
>Prohibition
>Doom and mortal Kombat

Are you secretly a Boomer?

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i'm starting to doubt you are american.. you hate freedom.. really.. it's quite amazing.

You don't have the american spirit in you at all..

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>Keep digging that hole you low iq brainlet

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>the IC
What's the IC?

>"dont mess w football" story arc
I wasn't here for that, but I've seen this brought up a couple times.
I remember there was a bomb threat for the Superbowl or some shit like that.
Can you tell me more about this story arc?

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Nice little XOP dip this morning

We banned weed, we banned alcohol, Midway games went bankrupt.
What the fuck are you going on about?

the feds started actively monitoring this chan PRIOR to that famous news segment about lulzsec blowing up vans

and i assure you the disinfo agents were already on /new/, actively trying to undermine what was happening. its my opinion that the "raid" on stormfront was directed by the IC to integrate the fringe libertarian/3rd positionists that were on Jow Forums with the literal nazis, to marginalize them. then it backfired, and they tried to pull the plug, which failed even more catastrophically, and Jow Forums combined with GG at the time and grew exponentially due to the DARPA connection being uncovered etc

they were just trying to create an online version of what they do irl (ie let off valves), but it kinda grew on its own due to the circumstances of the time. now all they do is contain it. and spend a lot of fucking money to do it

intelligence community
>dont mess w football
look it up
some kid did a bomb threat. feds got him in days

Crpyto fags on suicide watch as Bitcoin going below 7k

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>We banned weed, we banned alcohol
how did that go?

Weed is rapidly becoming decriminalized
Alchohol is readily available
Brand new doom and mortal Kombat games were released in the last couple yrs

Off urself

Decided to go into APHQ. I think it's stock should go up sometime at least because of all the pro Canada legalization shit going on during the summer.

i'm holding some bitcoin.. literally the only crypto that matters imo

guys if I was looking for some Jow Forums or /x/ tier discussion on the CIA, I'd go there
unless Palantir just IPO'd I don't see what it has to do with making money

You're like a little babby.
Let me show you my worst day.
>pic related

I went too short term on my FB call options. After I realized it would be a long haul, I doubled down with much further ones and more than made up for it.
You'd be damn right to say it was nerve wracking.
I definitely second guessed myself a lot.
You're a little bitch though to be worried about that.

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Who's your favorite and least favorite tripfag?

Favorite: Baggy
Least: Big5Guy