/brit/

get tested asap

yeah mate you should be able to piss properly with that

is there a video

yea i have the same width

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it looms

they're put here for us, so we can do as we please!

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livid

Is Friday Night Dinner any good, lads? Got given season 5, haven't watched any of the previous seasons.

why

no girls only like large penis above 13 inches or something like that
yes

what are you a faggot, suck a fucking dick lmao

need some ASMR for my nap

...

the fuck is wrong with the current state of white people

Legit. Enjoy this read buddy

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Ah yes a catholic cross pendant, that school of thought that preaches decency and modesty

key is to unmatch her first lad

Enjoy
youtube.com/watch?v=WKXkN4BghnI

Disgusting whore

it was going well
what would I have gained by that
she messaged me first too

should I just type "dtf?" instead

girls only like large n*gger penises
for reference go to blacked.com

>wh*Toids

Reminder that when measuring your willy you have to push he ruler right into your pelvic region, only then will you get the accurate measurement (bone pressed length), this the length the woman/man will actually feel when you penetrate them.

just want to die a painless death simple as

they don't even acknowledge each other's presence in the room -- just keep looking at the camera

just watched the video, they're not fucking or anything he just keeps his costume at her house because he can't put it on himself

>MFW the qt olive skinned grill at my work is starting to act playfully and flirty with me
I...I'm a good, moral Christian man wanting a fair red haired wife but my god I'm tempted to colonise.
Utter Desperation
Yes.

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i only ever stick half my willy into a girl, lad

not had a poo since thursday and i've had enchiladas, lasagne and about half a gallon of coffee since then

pray for me

floppy? just about

Too much prosperity for too long. Time for the Chinese to shine while you get a few millions decimated by war or pest and cholera to figure yourself out.

Cuckold

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post pics when you do

she didn't seem to mind
I wore a condom, I'll be fine

wouldn't bother looking at her twice

genuinely have to socialise now -_-

a century of humiliation would do Europe some good

do you like thai cinema?

>2018
>not into a bit of bumfun on the side
state of your life m8

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isn't that what they've been doing already

high fructose corn syrup is fucking awful for you but for some reason it's a great preworkout for me
same with graham crackers

but honestly dutch girls love n*ggers

elon musks accent is the worst possible

Love it my dude. Except for ghost movies.

chinky cunt

more like 15 years of annoyance so far

have some open-ended questions about them at hand then proceed to nod and iterate over a set of token phrases/words like "yes" or "wow" or "I know what you mean" or "interesting" while they answer them

gram crackers

He's obviously taken lessons to have less of a saffer accent

the briton fears the boer bull

who is this guy pretending to be thailad

tends to happen when you spend any time in south africa

I stand with Israel

every (You) i get only makes me stronger

want to live in thailand

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I sit with Portugal

alan took his name off for some reason

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the future

>graham and gram
why is this obscure difference a thing, did someone interpret the name wrong on the telephone?

we truly live in a society

umm..doesn't work that way bla

Had a terrible experience with anal when I was younger. Had to pull out after barely a minute because it started to hurt and landed up getting watery poo all over my willy. We didn't know that you had to literally douche an arse before, and the guy I was doing it with didn't even let me finger him before to get it loose.

because graham is pronounced gray-um, not "gram"

erm are you al or thailad?

three couples enjoying thier time on the beach, nothing wrong with this

you also fucked up craig

oh god i'm dreading it

Why is that?

its hardly obscure you fucking spastic

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who is this man

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he's making it up to cope

Tired of being a depressed loser

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was only kidding lad but thanks for that

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three girls and their beta orbiters

it’s a sad sad story

No, I am shocked it even has 5 seasons wtf?

who's asking?

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>wh*Toids

me and my wife

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Lol

redpill me on tim and why he is the way he is

Tim,why do you ask?

Timothy James Byrne of High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire
A british citizen who is being tortured by the cowards in his crap hole country

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>the guy I was doing it with

>three girls and their beta orbiters

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