Macron tells young jobseeker: 'I can find you a job by crossing the road'
>*crosses street*
>"now just stand there and sell your body!"
th-thanks macron
guy seems like he really wants to lose the next elections
*get ran over*
Oops haha
Jesus. Even by politician standards he's out of touch.
Macron is the greatest. Makes me want to open my old French books so I can follow more French politics.
Why is Jupiter so fucking based, how does he even do it?
Based
I ask for a Frenchman to correct me if I’m wrong, but I heard that French don’t like “down to earth” politicians. Hollande tried to be the “man to the people” and was ridiculed for that. So the more snobbish and arrogant Macron is the better
Maybe the guy never thougth about crossing the street? Or that he forgot about the firm handshake
>Mr Macron pursued his point however, insisting that he was "sure" that some of the cafes in the Montparnasse area needed staff, Le Parisien newspaper reported.
>"Frankly I'm sure that one in two of them are recruiting at the moment. Get going!" he said.
Why did Macron cross the road?
To find a job.
So only one side of the streets have jobs?
>Just be yourself in interviews bro
>Don't get called to interviews? Just lower your standards bro.
>Your standards are as low as they can get? Just fix your resume bro.
>You've got nothing to put on your resume? Just cross the street and give a good handshake to the first passerby you meet bro.
>That 35 years old boomer who still thinks you just need a firm handshake and to look at your employer in the eyes to get a job
Getting a job is unironically the easiest thing I've ever done. I got the first job I applied for kek
t. call centre drone
>but I heard that French don’t like “down to earth” politicians. Hollande tried to be the “man to the people” and was ridiculed for that. So the more snobbish and arrogant Macron is the better
That's retard thinking that ends with having incompetent retard narcissists for leaders. Mayor of Zagreb is the same. The guy has been mayor for at least 15 years and he mostly does it be claiming how he works 30 hours a day, how he's the best at everything and how he cares the most and handles everything the best. Weatherman warns of snow, Milan claims that he'll have Batman clean the snow and he'll eat all the snow that falls so the citizens won't be bothered by it, then of course, the city which has snow every year ends up having its traffic paralysed by mild snow in a day or two.
modern french are in denial
they want to try every flavour of corrupt politicians thinking the next one will be the good one
they run amok like headless chickens
they do not want to admit that only the return of the king can save them from the hell they have built for themselves during the last couple of centuries
>35
No, it's older ones who are like that. In fact 30-35 year olds are worst failures, at least here.
t.34yo
it's center, not centre.
>young unemployed gardener
"Gardening" is such a low-demand skill that he should consider himself unskilled/untrained and look for all kind of jobs.
Lmao do americans really put jobs on both sides of the street ?
No wonder you guys have to take a car to go anywhere
>Hollande tried to pretend he was a “man to the people” and was ridiculed for that
fixed
I watched a video where some French farmers were arguing with monsieur le cuck and got mad when they felt he wasn't listening to their views attentively enough. It's based desu, I like governments where you don't have to act like the leader is your authority figure, even when talking with him.
Wasn’t he caught with his mistress making fun of poor people? Kek
Are the chinks actually buying up a bunch of farm lands?
not farm lands
they are buying a shit ton of vineyards for the prestige or something
That's the capitalist way.
yep, calling them the "teethless". Shoot it down ffs
Is the man a chicken? And is that why he crossed the road?
That's how I got my job
In 1935?
based
I am glad that Macron is not "man of the people", because regular people in France are lazy bastards who have been resting for too long on union cushion
>dude you're just not looking in the right places or searching hard enough lmao
Sounds like a bunch of nonsensical assumptions, its not black and white.
Shut up wagie
So did he find him a job?
I don't get the jobseeker meme.
Just get a CS degree and jobs jump at you.
You have to smell like shit and be missing 9 fingers to not get hired as a CS guy lmao.
He can, but he doesn't want to.
Kek
dont be so lazy, cross the street
manu
why did the frenchman cross the street?
to be unemployed on the other side
An extremely classy way of saying "Fuck off and get out of my face you cunt"
He's correct. It would just be a job the jobseeker wouldn't like. Between getting € 1000 for sitting on your ass and € 1500 for backbreaking physical labor, I know what 90% of people would pick.
no, no it isnt
I suppose the side of the street he was at didn't have grass, as he's a unemployed gardener.
based macron
treating the citizens you're purportedly responsible for like shit is redpilled
He's responsible for the governance of France, not for wiping every individual Frenchman's ass. Edouard Philippe was right when he observed the French are addicted to the state.
yes you're absolutely right my based and redpilled dutchbro
ensuring your citizens have gainful employment is not in the purview of the government
based macron should only concern himself with foreign affairs, fuck the French people am I right?
Shut the fuck up
Based and redpilled monarchist user.
>be gardener
>no job
>why aren't you cleaning dishes and emptying ashtrays?
He's kinda right desu. Outside of underpopulated countryside villages there's all kinds of jobs available. A lot of people here refuse to accept any job that's not engineer tier even if they only have basic degrees though. And then they'll complain that there's no job for them.
It's not general society's concern that people that want to do gardening can't find people to pay them to do it. If the guy likes gardening so much he can do it for himself, and earn his pay in some other way.
works both ways
>Implying the free market won't fix it
Clean your room and cross the street
What else are you gonna do, wait around until another ungardened yard just pops out of the ground? If you can't find a job as a gardener, it means the economy has no more need for gardeners. Adapt, improvise, overcome.
Hey macron can you find me french passport by crossing the road?
Yeah, why not? It's not like you can't do it, and people need clean dishes and they have enough gardners.
yes BASED dutch brother! we truly do live in a free market that is not at all rigged and monopolized by the elites who Macron sucks off!
based and redpilled
Why would it businesses want to employ as few people as they can get away with
*dabs on this post*
>regular people in France are lazy bastards who have been resting for too long on union cushion
excellent post
it's a bit of a meme here that french people strike about everything
absolutamente based
>What else are you gonna do, wait around until another ungardened yard just pops out of the ground? If you can't find a job as a gardener, it means the economy has no more need for gardeners. Adapt, improvise, overcome.
True
based and redpilled
>Adapt, improvise, overcome.
What are you, a faggot working in marketing?
based macaroni telling NEETs how it is
Well, duh. That's the general problem with jobs. There's always someone out there who'd gladly hire a minimum wage employee for his asbestos mine. The issue is finding a job that's actually worth trading away the limited days of your life.
I'm quoting Bear Grylls you boomer
Tell it to whiny cabbies who were "engineers" in their home countries.
>Bear Grylls
You're the boomer here m8
>but I heard that French don’t like “down to earth” politicians.
Who told you that? Sounds like baseless bullshit to me.
This is not what's at stake here.
He purposefully talks to random people in the street in an attempt to increase his rapidly falling popularity.
Then confronted with one of our biggest issue (unemployment), he spouts some bullshit showing how out of touch with reality he truly is.
>so you don't have a job uh? Have you tried crossing the road?
>Adapt, improvise, overcome.
>regular people in France are lazy bastards
>france in the top 10 country in the world
go be a robot in your usine hans
is that why the chicken crossed the road?
He's bad at talking with the people, he should stop pretending he cares about the pleb because everytime it end up with cringy situations
Our animal is the gallic rooster after all
But then why do people call you Frogs?
why does he enjoy publicly humiliating his citizens so much?
memes
Basé et rougepillé
>cafes in the Montparnasse
>waitress
>in touristic area
>in Paris
>this easily
that the kind of politician who doesn't even know how much a baguette cost
Which is how much?
Remember when he bullied a cute twink to submission in public while being filmed?
more or less 1€
1€
depend on the quality, if you are a tourist I recommend the "baguette tradi" made without chemical and without freezing the dough it is 1.20
the standard baguette which is often industrially made even if sold in boulangerie is around 0.90
shit tier baguette in supermarket is 0.60, only buy it if you are homeless with money problems
Yeah and that's how much they cost in when I was in Fresnes .95€, is it supposed to be higher in Paris?
Probably, everything's more expensive in Paris.
>just look them in the eye and give them a firm handshake
''out of touch'' is such a meme statement
it doesn't mean anything
why did the president cross the road
"Little people" who mostly voted for Le Pen really hate him for his arrogance. My grandma who has a small retirement wage (about 1000€ a month) strongly hates him for those little sentences he sometimes utters, like the time he said factory workers were mostly illiterate.
He just tells the truth. People are so used to be flattered by politicians that they protest when someone tells them the truth.
Your minimum wage in Britain is so low that it's easy af to find a shit tier job.
It's more like 1000 € in unemployment and 1300 € for a minimum wage job. So yeah, the choice is easy